>The menu for the state banquet has been revealed. >To start, the US president and his family will dine on steamed fillet of halibut with watercress mousse, asparagus spears and chervil sauce. >This will be followed by saddle of new season Windsor lamb, with herb stuffing, spring vegetables and port sauce. >For dessert there is strawberry sable with lemon verbena cream - made of crisp biscuits, smooth pastry cream and fresh strawberries. >This is followed by a selection of assorted fresh fruits, coffee and petit fours. >The menu will have been chosen from four possible alternatives presented to the Queen by royal chefs. >Preparations in the kitchens of Buckingham Palace begin as close to the event as possible, with every dish handmade from scratch.
I hope after reelection Trump just goes HAM on twitter.
>As a sign of good faith Mexico should stop being a shithole
Sebastian Rodriguez
>NO WALL >NO LOCK HER UP >Illegal immigration at highest levels since Dubya >No repeal and replace Obamacare >Trump couldn't stop the caravan >Trump couldn't end DACA >Trump couldn't pass the RAISE act >Trump couldn't end Birthright Citizenship >Trump couldn't make E-Verify a law >Trump couldn't defund Planned Parenthood >Trump couldn't invest $1 trillion to improve national infrastucture >Trump couldn't pass the travel ban >Trump couldn't close the Wall Street special interest loopholes >Trump couldn't put price controls on prescription drugs >Trump couldn't stop foreign lobbyists from raising money for American election >Trump couldn't resist bombing Syria >Trump couldn't pull the U.S out of NATO >Anti bds law >Gave israel 38 billion >Increased the National debt by $2trillion >Gave the 1% a tax cut >Farmers bill >Omnibus bill >Amnesty bill >Crime 'reform' bill >No unclassified FISA >No Awan indictment >No Uranium One investigation >No voter fraud investigation >No Feinstein Chinese spy investigation >Sessions did nothing >Pedogate has vanished >Assange has vanished >55k sealed indictments went nowhere >Hired a bunch of neocons >Continued middle eastern wars >Ramping up for even more wars >Global LGBT crusade
>Assembles a cabinet of bankers, generals and chickenhawks who precum to the thought of war with Iran. >'Gives' Israel Jerusalem. >'Declares' all jewish settlements to be Israeli land. >pulled out of missile treaties with Russia >fired McMaster and replaced him with Bolton because McMaster dared to criticize Israel >the Trump Dept of Education makes it illegal to criticize Israel at public universities as it constitutes 'antisemitism'
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# Please don't talk about those dumb fucks. They had the right idea in attempting "entryism" , but fuck, they are dense. These dumb cunts had FACEBOOK videos, not Discord chats on them doing Nazi shit (yeah, they quite literally were nazi)
One of them is the Australian David Duke for fuck sake. Posting dumb shit online and then playing the victim.
Luis Watson
>trump: case close >Democrats: not so fast Ahahahahahahahaah
>reports submitted to AG and Congress >no charges on obstruction or conspiracy filed >office no longer exits >staff all out of a job >Mueller left DoJ Dims: Let's hold a hearing about it!
And that is an accomplishment. They use their connection to Satan and these things to glow brighter than a rave. You have no idea how much joy I felt when I found the Spurdo translator. Border is closed due to AIDS!
United States is a battlefield. Mormon's versus jews. With plebeian sheep in the middle.
Logan Lopez
(THEY)? (THEY)???
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO (WE)?
YOU KIKE SOCK PUPPET!!!!!!!
Jack Bailey
THE QUEEN SPEAKS
Bentley Sanchez
Why do none of them know how to dress properly? The white waistcoat is meant to be shorter than the tailcoat. Looks fucking ridiculous.
Nolan Richardson
hey guys, nice thread, so far so good. lots of great information being shared. just thought i'd spice things up a bit with some old copypasta i found online, hope you guys find it entertaining. nothing like some good satire to rustle some jimmies!
GOD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST HOLY SPIRIT
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW 1488 1776 WORLD WIDE
#America #Freedom #Liberty
Our World. Our Time. Our Future.
A Holy American Empire to rule the world for 1000 years.
America, the Heartland. Jesus Country. Western Nations as satellite states. Maintaining individuality and autonomy. Retaining history. Australians stay Australian, but with American Freedoms and Liberties. British stay British, the French, French, etc.
Full Freedom and Liberty.
The biggest baddest empire this humanity has ever seen. Waiting for Jesus Christ to save us. With Holy Spirits help. God protects us from Jewry and any form of oppression.
This is so the European(white) male can live well. That's all its about. So we can start families and continue the works of our Father.
Retain our history, thousands of years in the making. A global effort by the commoner. For our greater good. We craft our future.
Remove Kike. Remove Foreigner.
One last War. Our World Forever After
S H A D I L A Y ~ B R O T H E R S
Noah Green
YES THEY CAN
Jonathan Long
Seals are so cute. I see them in the harbor on my way to work sometimes.
Music by the Countess of Wessex’s String Orchestra includes Handel, Mozart and, er, Ed Sheeran’s Thinking out Loud. Showtunes from West Side Story, Chicago and Pirates of the Caribbean, plus Bond theme Nobody Does it Better and Counting Stars by One Republic. And later, bagpipes!
That's pathetic. He's admitting he can't enforce our law and defend our border. The other two branches share blame too. Pathetic.
Dylan Stewart
I am in complete awe of this lad. What an absolute unit.
Jeremiah Edwards
Thank you based Trump for blowing the fuck out of SADiq
Joshua Adams
Calling up the local LDS temple now to send qt3.14 missionaries to my house to give me their book.
Owen Carter
HERE WE WRITE TRUMP SPEECH BEFORE HE SPEAKS, I START:
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
William Bennett
Probably some ambassador
Kevin Wilson
U.S. Factory Gauge Falls to Lowest Level of Trump Presidency >A measure of U.S. manufacturing activity unexpectedly fell in May to the lowest level since October 2016, in a sign President Donald Trump’s trade war with China is weighing on the economy as he considers further tariffs.
Why on earth would your last name be the same name of a country? I have nothing against Australia, but I'm not going to rename myself as "Mr. Australia".
>Trump campaigned on "I can fix America's immigration problem" >does nothing for 2+ years >now it's "Mexico has to fix their problems". What a fucking useless faggot he is.
Luis Nelson
It's the American fit. we can't into tailors for some reason
Anti-trumpers hated Trump for everything and nothing. I learned to hate him because I thought he'd actually put in a days work fulfilling his promises. Very disappointed.