Ooga Boog, where the burgers at?

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She was secretly my favorite ;.;

maybe the queen should've been the one to visit

Dogs

Wendy's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>McDonalds

she was a lot more "likeable for sure"
pretty much every other chain > mcdicks

Tiffany looks like a man and the one on the left looks like Brandi Love with saggy tits

This is an an unfortunate confluence of sartorial cover-ups and off-the-rack components. The waistcoat is six inches too long. Presumably he wanted that, because he thinks bringing the hem below his belly makes him look less fat. But the tailcoat would then need to be much longer to match. It is not. From the length of the sleeves and the shoulder fit, this one is already too large everywhere but the waist, so one long enough would be a monstrosity. He is neither particularly tall nor particularly broad, merely fat in the midsection. To get the "long" look he wants requires bespoke clothes with a generous middle while still fitting the shoulder width, arm length, and legs. Instead, he buys off the rack suits in large enough sizes to accommodate his abdomen, which means they are far too large everywhere else. He really has two choices: embrace being a fat Mr. Peanut (and full evening dress seems the one outfit where affluent corpulence is appropriate), or pay a tailor.

He chooses neither.

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Appears to be pregnant

with a food baby maybe

>Ooga Boog

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can't hide those tiny hands

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Jealous there slavshit?

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>Ooga Boog...

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I bet Ivanka is relieved that Tiffany came out ugly

sister in law, wife of eric the albino trump

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>Ivanka is relieved that her plastic surgery didn't come out ugly...fuck tiff tiff.

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just sad really

absolute crew, with an absolute unit

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Tiff needs to get skinny on adderall and do that jawline surgery

Damn his not hot daughter got super fat in 2 years

Ivanka's dress is 100!!!!!!!! yasssss queen! Slay hunty! Slayyyyyy!!!

she's 36. how does she look almost 50

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DAMN TIFF GOT FAT AS FUCK

it's making my pants uncomfortably tight

tiff is getting a bit of a paunch

Not a bad start...

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Does he not have a team that dresses him? Why do they keep letting him go out like this

I hate Jared Kushner but the dude always has the best suits, must be custom tailored.

this

idk they all look the same to me

Please...somebody be my friend.
Trump is the worst of America.

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What an embarrassing creature.

How can you be billionaires and this fucking cucked?

Ivanka is a 6.5 with half a million in surgery.
Nothing to brag about.

exactly, a good suit shouldn't stand out

but take a good look, they're perfect, the dude has a chinese-american tailor from hong kong I'd bet $500

yeah nah, they look fine on them, I'm just not sure they're really custom made, besides basic measurements, although Jared is the only one standing out, since he has white buttons on the shirt, and no handkerchief

Being ugly on the inside makes people ugly on the outside.

Rack suits stand out, something about the shoulder and how it falls.

she is

you might be right, I don't have such a keen eye especially on small details on suits

Nice to see America takes up so much of your time

what's nicer to see is that Tiff takes up so much of my screen, tbqhwyflamingo