Having a wife is prison

Pizza and pussy paired together is completely intoxicating, any man worth his salt will go full diamonds with that combo.

Imagine being such a weak beta bitch that you dont just haul off and punch her in the mouth as soon as she starts complaining

I like being married, but it isn't easy all the time. At least she pulls her weight in terms of finances and hits the gym still. I have a lot of friends whose wives became absolute hambeasts after the ring went on and claim it's thyroid problems then wonder why their husbands are talking with other women

Based.

it is if you are a week peace of shit

Imagine prison and some fat ass cop lecturing you on how you're not a "man" if you hit a woman.

I remember being young and dating. I speny a whole night crying to Jesus, because I had decided to kill myself. If these were the women I was to spend the rest of my life with then I simply wasnt going to make it. The the lord put my destiny in motion to meet the perfect (for me) woman and now I live everyday working hard to create a good life with my spouse. Most men are imprisoned by marriage though.

getting married is a life sentence. not having children is genetic suicide

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Did heebs try you in your country abdul? Tell us about it.

Seconded... literally.
Pizza and pussy is how both my children came to be. Damn wife knows I'll eat both.

Or you could just not be stupid and marry a submissive woman.
>cooks
>cleans
>blowie jays
>spankings when bad
>tying up for fun
>spankings for fun too
>making her cry every day
>her telling you how much she loves you through her tears
idiots, the lot of you.

>prison with a nagging bitch who wont cook
>prison with 3 squares and HBO all day
pick one

>getting married is a life sentence. not having children is genetic suicide

Ghangis Khan figured all this out a LONG time ago. To bad this is the modern era of dissolution.

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You misspelled enhanced

I tried this except I treat her well so she just lives on the couch and complains a lot

Marry a low quality woman and you get a low quality relationship.

I was with the same girl for 12 years and married to her for 6. This is why I'm single now.
Because I grew up with a bitchy fussy ass mother and then I married a total psychopath.
And in my life I've seen that ALL drama, 99% of it in life, comes from women. They are always principley involved.
I have raised my two children alone for 6 years now. I can't tell you how peaceful my life has been. It's the most peace I've ever known.

My nigga. I know that feel. Pussy once a month at best too. I gotta step up and stop sucking at life and fix this shit.

>Papa Johns
Found my right woman

>cheese pizza
no

A man should only consider marriage if the woman is a virgin. That’s a more than fair exchange: she maintains her purity until marriage and in return gets your lifelong commitment.

As I’ve hit my thirties, I realize the marriage ship has probably sailed for me. The odds of me finding a pure woman to pair with are becoming increasingly remote. It’s not that I’m anti-marriage, it’s just that I don’t believe I’ll ever meet a woman worthy of it. If it happens, great. If not, the single life beats the hell out of being chained to a harpy.

Well she's 10/10 with the baby so theres that but wife wise I am for want of everything.

Stop making excuses for coasting through life. I know a couple who got married in their 70s and they're happier than almost any 20 year old couple I've seen. You're not too old, you're just not trying.

women have no reason to be high quality thanks to feminism you idiot

There's nothing wrong with cheese pizza. But meatball pizza is the superior pizza by far.

My sides

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>meatball pizza

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>treating your submissive well
lmao treats are for good behavior fgt.
Just slap her ass real hard and when she pretends to get mad tell her to stop pretending not to like it.

This is probably true and proof that women just aren't worth it to any man out there.

No kidding. Especially from Papa Johns. You don't know because you haven't tried it yet.

>treating your submissive well

Go on please, teacher.

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This but unironically

I'd hit that.
And then eat the pizza.
And hit it again.

Naw.

She has no gun or ammunition anywhere near or on her person.

big G was exactly who I had in mind when I posted that. Imagining being the ancestor of 16 million men 800 years after your death and never having been cucked once

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Why do you hate life?

Never leave her without a bruise. Give her chores during the day with extreme punishments for failure (ever heard of figging? look it up). Make her fucking cry. If she's a submissive, she'll love you for it. If she's complaining, it's because she's not happy. If a submissive isn't happy, it's because you're being too soft.

Slave girls you can go even more extreme but submissives like to feel like they have value.

How is one identified?

Really? I'd eat the pizza first. Then again, as of now I have spent the last 11 hours forgetting to eat

This, minor Dom/sub relationship is the key to happiness. They want it more than they’ll admit.

Easiest to find one who's already out. All women are submissive by nature, though, and it's just a matter of bringing it out. Start off with some spanking and don't go too light with it, see how she reacts. Act like an alpha about it. She's there for your pleasure, you're not trying to show her a good time. Sounds counterintuitive but you'll have the bitch dripping.

I just had pizza and it was not that sexy.

Bless you based Mr. user.

>She's there for your pleasure, your not trying to show her a good time.
Sounds like she just gets the lay there while you do all the work. But I get it.

> All women are submissive by nature, though, and it's just a matter of bringing it out.
Speak for yourself, transfreak. You're not a fucking woman.

And stop using "submissive" as a euphemism for your faggot jew S&M bullshit.

Yeah you'll do most of the work, but that's alright. It's our nature as men to do so anyway.

No, I'm a man, and more of a man than you'll ever be. Too afraid to take a woman by the hair and show her her natural place in nature.

finish jerking off and then leave, discord tranny

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Fpbp

>jerking off
Your mind is so fixated on my dick. I wonder why?

Wheres the line?

That's what safe words are for, friend. You're helping her test her limits. Too far one day might not be far enough the next month. My wife could barely take a spanking when I first started dating her (she was 18), now she gets upset if there aren't bruises left over.

>No, I'm a man, and more of a man than you'll ever be.
EEURGH FUCK YEAH I'M A MAN TOO

DOMINATE SLUTS. PISS ON THEM AND FORCE THEM TO LICK OUR ASSHOLES. IGNORE THEIR PLEASURE. THEIR FEMININE PENISES DON'T DESERVE TO CUM

STRAIGHT WHITE MALE SUPREMACY BRO. KEEP THOSE CUNTS DOWN

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Back to discord. And take your little faggot tranny friends with you, LARPer.

>feminine penis
You all just have one thing on your mind, don't you? It's alright if you want to suck cocks, user, just don't try to suck my cock. I call it "Secret," because while it may be strong enough for a man, it was most certainly made for a woman.

No straight man who isn't a virgin talks like this lol

>I would never dream of mistreating m'lady

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You're SOOOO beautiful! You're just like a real woman. No, fuck it, you ARE a real woman! Biocunts can go to hell.

As a straight white "dom" I would totally be into fucking you in your ass while you wear a wig and call me daddy. I can't imagine anything hotter than tying you up with rope and pretend-raping you while you squee with faggish delight.

You are so beautiful!

Now clean up and GTFO.

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Not sure how you've equated dominating and controlling women with sucking tranny cock. Perhaps you should talk with a shrink about that? "Obsessed with cock and trannies" is how you should phrase it.

Thanks friend, last question. Was it worth getting married?

The talking to yourself bit is really fucking gay too. I can't wait for you transfaggots to off yourselves and leave this site forever. Here's a tip for you: in real life, people don't line up to form a Q&A for some rando faggot on Jow Forums who claims to be a straight white dom master who fucks his petite feminine female girlfriend. It's not happenin', bro. You're just a fag.

You're totally btfoing this tranny piece of shit, dude. I have a question for you. How did you get to be this AWESOME?

Absolutely. But only once she understood her place in our relationship.

Simple. I avoid masturbating 5 times a day. Naturally, you don't become a jaded weirdo who can only get off while LARPing as a straight guy into BDSM while ramming your anus with variously sized dildoes.

lol

Post nipple, schlomo.

War Machine was a shitty fighter and did porn on the side.
But I really have no sympathy for him beating up a porn whore that did interracial.
She paid a very rough toll.

Yea, I imagine adapting to having someone around, forever, requires some adjusting...for both people.

Also lol at the other austist going off about trannies or whatever. The absolute state.

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even by the standards of other discord trannies you're completely awful.

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for the other fags in this thread: this is the same guy I'm talking to. He pretends to be various straight men. In pic related he was LARPing as a racist white Trump supporter with a black girlfriend who loved giving him rimjobs.

All bullshit, obviously. The only reason he does it is so that he can bust a watery little nut as he cries himself to sleep. Poor little NEET fuck

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The biggest red pill is that want to be told what to do and feminism is just a gigantic shit test.

he invites his friends, uses proxies etc. to LARP as as the people who reply to his posts to, creating the illusion that Jow Forums users are faggots obsessed with BDSM, miscegenation, homosexuality, traps etc.

This used to be common sense / marriage.

You got it.
Judging by the posts he made after yours, I'm fairly certain he's literally schizophrenic and am disengaging because, as with women, you don't argue with crazy.

What? I just stumbled upon this. You don't need to do weird sex shit, just lead them in the relationship.

All I can say is this: enjoy. You've created a trashheap out of a once good website.

You haven't deradicalized anyone. You've taken away yet another platform that could have been used to forestall the rising tide of rage and violence that will befall all of you. If you don't kill yourselves like the other 40%, you're in for some serious shit. Enjoy.

Wtf are you talking about and what did I say wrong? I fucking hate faggot trannies lad.

Here's a this for you. Even more comfy when your indoctrination starts to kick in.

FYI I am a completely different person than the schizo thinks, but yeah I do what you'd consider "weird" sex shit. It comes down to I like hurting people and she likes me hurting her.

He's schizophrenic. Ignore him. He thinks you're me, and he thinks the other guy I'm talking to is me, or that we're all discord trannies or something. I don't know. Literally mentally ill. It happens. I wouldn't worry about it.

Whatever floats your boat. You can do it without the fetishism. Personally I just like to fuck for hours.

Actual straight men don't engage with other people with such passive aggression, playing faggy "i'm not replying to him directly so i'm better" bullshit. Who sounds like the fucking woman here?

By the way, you accidentally two words in these posts:
>here's a this for you
?
>The biggest red pill is that want to be told
?

I know you're shaking like a little fucking bitch. Good. I hope you cut yourself extra deep tonight, faggot. No mercy for degenerate sadists like you–literal homo queers who take it up the ass and hate women because you'll never be like them. Eat shit–oh wait, you already do!

lmfao pathetic faggot. Bye. Have fun talking to yourself.

No right or wrong way to do it I guess. Women like being controlled and all I've met like being roughed up during sex, at least a little bit. The important bit is that men have to be men and lead, and women need to accept their natural place in the order of things.

Can confirm, my wife got fat and annoying after having kids. Good thing she has cancer that'll kill her within a year. Doctor misdiagnosed budding pancreatic cancer as a hiatal hernia. Stage 4. No hope. It'll be sweet when she's gone.

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except they mask themselves until they trap your ass with marriage, THEN they can destroy you psychologically and divorce rape you.

WARNING: Borderline Personality Disordered women who are sociopaths can hide their insanity until its too late, then you're OWNED.

Oh yeah thats true. I am just a freak of nature with my stamina and can out fuck any women. So there are times where I am choking her and jackhammering her for like 10 minutes straight. Also every girl I have dated has lost like 5-10 pounds the first month from the cardio.

Don't date women over 25.

Wow is that what a spergout looks like I was agreeing with you dumb fuck. Take a break from the adderal and the booze and stop getting all emotional like a nigger.

>Oh yeah thats true. I am just a freak of nature with my stamina and can out fuck any women. So there are times where I am choking her and jackhammering her for like 10 minutes straight. Also every girl I have dated has lost like 5-10 pounds the first month from the cardio.
Sounds nice, I average about 10 minutes if I don't make her edge me for an hour first.

>don't date women over 25
THIS. It's not impossible to train them when they're older but it is so. much. easier. when they're young and pliant.