How have Jews convinced us to wash our vegetables?

So you are under the impression water washes nutrients from the inside of the fruit or vegetable? You must be one of those scholars. SAGE

I seriously think that Jow Forums is pure satire sometimes

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"""All you're doing is removing essential nutrients from the food.""" -> ROUNDUP

Wrong, raccoons wash their food.

i can't tell who's jewing who anymore

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>i can't tell who's jewing who anymore
I bet the Jews invented this meme too so they sow more confusion.

and Mexican poo poo pee pee

Papa? Is that you? Can we have some cheese with our broth tonight?

Do you want to touch food that was touched by Paco or Enrique without washing it?

and that's what makes it 10/10 fren

we have to wash our food because it was last touched by disgusting illegal immigrants. you want to eat vegs covered in spic shit be my guest faggot.

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>is removing essential nutrients from the food.
We're washing off pesticides, animal piss and shit, dirt that may have landed on the food during transit, and filth from the pickers hands.

Yo/u really are an idiot.

I can't tell if this is just a troll or not. We wash fruits and vegetable because there are chemicals put on them to preserve them longer. You need to wash those off before you eat them. Not everything is a Jewish conspiracy, just most things.

Nah bro, I spray all your vegetables with pesticides. I wash that shit before I eat it, and its definitely not because I am a clean freak. You're eating acephate and a bunch of other nasty organophosphate pesticides if you don't.

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Raccoons do this. Checkmate science denier.

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Because there are pesticides and spic finger grease on the outside of the veggies which both give you cancer.

Organic produce is often washed first before you buy it retard

If you're vegan don't wash your vegatables because you'll wash away the B12.

Raccoons wash their food
Humans have washed their food for millenia, there's cook books from the 14th century that state you should wash your food.

You're missing your daily intake of pesticides and herbicides by washing it.

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>Yes goy don't wash them veggies
Jews are spraying "stuff" on vegetables, and are now here shilling not to wash them. Mr. lets reduce global population, Bill Gates is in charge of this little OP.
>Before this week, Apeel had attracted at least $40 million in venture-capital funding from several high-profile investors, including the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

>On Tuesday, the company announced it received an additional $70 million in a funding round led by Viking Global Investors, Andreessen Horowitz, Upfront Ventures, and S2G Ventures. Walter Robb, Whole Foods Market's co-founder and former co-CEO, will join Apeel's board as well. So far, the startup has developed products for more than three dozen crops, including asparagus, peaches, lemons, pears, and nectarines
businessinsider.com/costco-bill-gates-apeel-sciences-avocado-2018-6/

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Wash your vegetables like a good goy.

Be sure to use extra fluoride tap water. What they drank on the way to the moon.

>sourceless crap from jungle retard of barbados

Only the best

You've obviously never worked with the people that pick these vegetables

Why does OP want you to consume Mexican human waste by not washing your imported fucking bullshit.
Eat Meat.

Why does Jordan Peterson tell us to wash our penises? Is this some kind of post-circumsision erosion of the penis in an attempt for Jews to gain even more foreskin? Water erodes mountains, it can erode penises too. They probably siphon out all of the foreskin at water purification plants. Fucking kikes at it again!

Eat Mexican poop in small doses daily, become immune to Mexicans.

>in the future we'll be eating fake vegetables
Wew lad I fucking love science

You are what is called a fucking idiot. Keep ingesting shit and pesticides. I'm no fan of Jews but this is pathetic

Here's an antique pencil drawing of a woman washing vegetables before mass media. Explain that one away wignat!

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You niggers are retarded
Look up how damaging and toxic roundup is. Thats the real jew.

Look at the size of her schnozz. She's clearly washing the produce she's selling to the goyim, this only proves OP's point.

You fucking idiot, they use roundup to FORCE you to wash your vegetables. The roundup + vital nutrients both are lost.

I don't wash my veggies, but I'm pretty sure it's because I'm lazy, not because I'm trying to disobey some sneaky Jews.

the real question is why we let germany and swiss companies export their SHIT products to America. Nestle, Bayer, almost all of big pharma. Fuck these pieces of shit, you deserved to lose WW2 and I look forward to your next genocide

Literally every primate that has opposable thumbs does this.
Even raccoons wash their food.

You're a fucking stupid idiot. (((They))) would rather convince you to buy produce with toxic shit on it and NOT wash it.

Have you even thought this out you fucking Nigger tier retard????

I was gonna say it's false history, that (((They))) created it recently and injected it into the past as a false primary document..... but yours makes more sense. the nose knows.

>NO other animal on the planet does this
pretty sure raccoons obsessively wash everything they eat, and their hands too

no they don't

There are no fucking vital nutrients on the surface of a vegetable.
Absolutely hilarious.

I buy them from a store, shit skins might have touched them or breathed on them while on display
I'm not taking that chance.

Cool story bro

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dont wash your fruit and veggies and die of accumulated toxins from commercial pesticides over long-term exposure.

there is a reason you rinse everything off once you get home.

>1 post by this ID
>Vice News Reports: Alt-Righters have stopped washing their veggies in bizarre rebellion against Jewish people
Learn to code.

How the fuck did you even come to that conclusion based on the content of ops post?

OP's obviously high as fuck on poor quality weed. Grow up.

Your mom and the cucumber
Wash twice

>implying someone can't think up something as stupid as ops comment sober
Shut the fuck up dumbass

The fuck are you talking about? Vegetables and fruit have been cleaned and washed before consumption for thousands of years, furthermore in the modern era we coat them with wax and pesticides that has to be washed off first.
If anything, you're the jew here trying to get people to ingest more pesticides.

The "water" is actually jewish spinal fluid that brainwashes us
Hans... He's joking

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Farmers use chemicals on the plants now you braindead conspiratard dipshit.

>willfully consuming pesticides and beaner shit

You’re an idiot, roundup is used to kill weeds, it’s not used to convince you to take the 10 seconds to wash your vegetables so you don’t get sick.

Although we SHOULD QUESTION EVERYTHING, I don't see reason to believe washing vegetables is bad, and I see plenty of reasons why to do it.

Nice flag, Rihanno

Yes they literally do you stupid fucking nigger