My girlfriend wants to join the FBI, CIA or any federal law enforcement agency.
She's borderline redpilled, knows how fucked the government can be but thinks she can save the world or stop terrorist attacks.
Anyone have information on how the bureau operates? So I can have a better understanding of what's going to happen over the next few years?
Also, how fucked am I?
She knows I lurk here but not to what extent, how fucked am I?
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uh shes gonna get raped in some way bro. say goodbye
Why do you let your future wife do man's work? The FBI isn't a tea party for girls , these are the most ruthless and cunning/evil men our country has to offer- some do their job of course, others are on the inside.
The very fact that you would ask this question makes me think that you're morally confused about what role women play in society.
dude no one cares if you browse 4 chan the way you talking about leads me to bilive your undrage and dont have a gf like alot of losers on here
Burn a fag flag at a faggot festival this Summer.
Make sure to wear a ski mask.
Know the local police response times.
Scope the place out first.
Know what you're going to be yelling as the flag burns.*
Have your escape routes planned.
Do it when the police aren't nearby.
Consider leaving your phone behind if you're worried about being tracked.
Work quickly and safely.
And don't forget to bring a gun in case you're put into a self-defense situation and need to defend your free speech and prop comedy act.
[PLAYING CAPTURE THE FLAG]
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Wear a ski mask to prevent an CCTV's getting your face.
Park your car far away and walk over to the house to get the flag in the dead of night.
*"This flag is being burned in solidarity for all the children who have been sexually and mentally abused by the faggot community."
Depends user, but I'd say 8/10.
Think and plan ahead when the gov uses the feds to corral people and put them in cages in bigger numbers.
Stick with your chick, because you can use this to your advantage.
Risky but I know I would.
>redpilled
>join government to STOP terrorist attacks
At least you can literally fuck the police.
If she lands a job at the CIA (she wont), your bitch ass is quiting your mcdonalds job and moving with her.
besides interviewing neighbors and work associates they will pull up each and every social media post, text, and email that she has ever sent and received.
>My girlfriend
She is lesbian.
Unironically this. FBI is the deep state. I've been interogated by an FBI whore before. There is little doubt in my mind that she has been gang fucked in a satanic ritual.
>she's redp- p- pilled!
She is fucking bluepilled, and probably niggerdicked you cuck mongrel. Her place is at home, raising your kids.
Go somewhere else fbi agent dickhead, go gather data from reddit
>Doesn't put raising a family over a career of being a hired goon for the US government
Dump her ass while you still can. Fuck the FBI, CIA, federal law enforcement, and the US government
gf sounds pretty good catch user. real question is what is she doing with a loser that browses pol?
This.
Sloppy job at redpilling her if she thinks unironically joining the feds is a good idea. Also lol at your gf doing a man's job. She's got a hero complex and delusion of grandeur. She has something to prove, probably about to have a "woman power" phase and going full strong independant on you. Sorry for your loss op.
Enjoy being part of a false flag OP
>your girlfriend
>FBI
>thinking she can do anything as a woman
Sounds like a gay larp.
I am a federal LEO I dont see the big deal
She won’t get accepted so don’t sweat it
She already joined the Fed, long before she ever met you. Why do you think you ever started going out in the first place?
>woman
she just wants cock from potential colleagues. its over, user. or she wants to get off on being near dangerous men (yeah, niggers)
This.
Run very far away OP.
You don't join the feds
The feds join you
kek
She’ll make good money and have a secure life for you both.
this
and it will all be because of your browsing history on file
do it faggot
Wrong
The only reason i see she wants to join is because her assburger autistic friend is taking her fitness test this Friday.
I know her friend will get gang fucked in quantico
Dont know how you manage to endure this OP. I am virtually seconds aways from stabbing any guy who even dares to look for too long at my waifu. I am serious. This whole rise in rapes got me worked up mentally.
cunning, no. evil, sure.
The only way a women is red pilled if they gave at least give white babies
Who cares if your GF wants to be a secretary at the CIA or FBI...Worry about getting your own good job and staying in shape so u can afford things and keep her...Those places are filled with Chads. Good luck.
She's going to peg you in the ass and make you her bottom.
>buy the love of your gf
>she just kissed the tip. what are you insecure?
Thot enablers get brazing bull.
>Anyone have information on how the bureau operates?
I hear they are all talk and no show....
I don't think you are fucked for sometimes posting on Jow Forums. There are millions of people posting on Jow Forums 24/7. It is impossible to look at all of that content let alone trace it. I imagine that they patrol it and make a note of any potentially harmful content. If that continues then they probably start looking into who is saying what and when. So as long as you're not posting how to make bombs or planning assasinations on here. They probably don't give a shit. That being said I'm pretty sure they do have people looking through Jow Forums and probably even trying to subvert and control it.
I don't know anything about you, but, I will say this. Law enforcement is a very masculine type of profession. It always has been and it always will be no matter how many diversity quotas they try and force. Men are just more drawn to that kind of work. It is also quite a high status job that probably pays well. I would be more worried about that. It is just a cold hard fact that women do not want to be with men who have less money and lower status than they do. In order, to keep balance in the relationship you would have to have an even better job.
I also don't know how old you are and how serious it is. If this is a serious long term relationship and you intend to have children then I would advise her against it. That is not the sort of job that compliments being a mother. Feminism really is cancer. Good Luck.
When was the last time any of them did anything to defend our constitutional rights? Afaik, they're just "us vs them" clubs that enjoy trampling on the people they claim to be protecting.
>She's got a hero complex and delusion of grandeur. She has something to prove, probably about to have a "woman power" phase and going full strong independant on you.
This. She's got the mindset of a female cop.
this really sums up you idiots in a single thread, someone is suceeding in life so you berate them and feel sorry for yourself because you have done nothing with your life, all you ever do is talk shit about people that is why no one wants to be with you,your own manipulative personality has led to your lonliness stop blaming everyone else for your decisions.
You nigger cannot even write properly.
say goodbye now. fbi is filled with niggers. she knows this. she wants to fuck niggers brh.
Those jobs are like jobs in morgues, cemeteries & farms.
Family traditions. "cousin jobs" we call them in the old country. You will never find one.
The background check will also cover you. Go read the SF86.
Also she will likely fuck someone at the academy. Most of the women are nasty, so a cute one will be swarmed.
Wow this thread is sliding quickly.
Fbi doesn't do anything dangerous , they just pretend to do work.
Cia pretty dangerous though so she shouldnt do that.
Just tell her to do TSA, its super safe and you still get money and your inside all day.
The background investigation will not likely spread to a site like this. Public social media pages may be looked at, but you shouldn't have anything to worry about so long as you are a normie IRL. Fyi they will talk to at least one of your neighbors.
Tsa is the asshole of the fee government. I had a friend that worked there and she hated it. She quit and got a contracting job doing background checks.
Give me the name of the metro you're in and I will make sure she never gets hired.
Hmm, It's Chicago, isn't it?
Why did the FBI just switch to .40 S&W?
Well, if we had glowcunts Jow Forums would be a more diverse place.
How would I know anything about the FBI?
How about if she passes the training first then we can talk champ.
Thought you were possibly a glowcunt and/or had a connection to a glowcunt
She will pass. It's been made easier than ever before. Physically weak people can pass the academy. She will also get do-overs for any test she fails.
FBI/CIA are more then jobs.
>she will be psychologically analyzed and rejected most likely if your description of her is true.
>If the analysis predicts they will be able to reprogram her they will reprogram her to forever put family and her woman hood on a very long list behind duty to the agency.
>you are fine Jow Forums isn't what you think it is.
They don't call them "Special" for nothing.
don't u have to be a nigger to work in tsa tho?
It is a great job with outstanding benefits.
what's up with women and doing masculine activities just stay home and be a good Aryan housewife.
Basically yes. It's the bottom of the barrel.