"That's it father, I'm leaving with Stacy, it's 2030 ffs. You can't tell me how to dress anymore, get with the times...

>"That's it father, I'm leaving with Stacy, it's 2030 ffs. You can't tell me how to dress anymore, get with the times, duh."

What to do in this situation?

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Blood atonement

cut her off, start over.

Unironically kick her through the wall

Write her out of the will on the spot.

***unzips dick***

Grab my belt and make them remember who's daddy

Send her to get euthanized.

>not with my car

disown her obviously

beat me to it

/thread

have more than one child and specify the other can never benefit from your wealth

Rape, impregnation, births of pure blood while chained to the basement wall.

Tell her it's natural for young women to crave male attention and that you understand her needs. You just hoped she was better than that.

Wonder who the hell was dumb enough to have kids with me

Beat some sense into her, but also punish myself for failing as a parent.

Note: both of them are boys

Slap myself in the face and wake up from the nightmare.

I wouldn't be so stupid and useless as to let it get that far, and that's also assuming that my children don't get my genes and personality traits that in a clear manner prevent me and thus them from giving a shit about mundane nonsense like "looking sexy".

you can dress like that, but I'm going to farm you out on instagram
daddy has bills to pay

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Disown her

this

Fuck them both on the spot

None of you fags would do a fucking thing, you'd probably just go back to fapping to trap porn

Unironically this. They will act straight in a heartbeat (or at least do it behind your back in the most sneakily way possible).

beat them both

>current year + 11
>obviously that's Jason, my son
'Have a good night getting your boipuccy rammed with your boyfriend, Stacy.'

wonder what did I do wrong as a parent.
Then tell her, i love her and will always be there for her because she is my child.

No

You're no fun. Your family will be though *zipper breaks*

Stop shitting up the board. Any thread with "what do" is guaranteed to be /b/ tier garbage.
I hope the jannies shitcan you.

Write her out of the will, kick her out of the house. Meditate on where I went wrong.

Slash her tires. Kick her friend out of the house immediately. Destroy her cell phone.

Many options.

I've told you children several times: stop wasting your time fantasizing about having daughters. You need a girlfriend before you have a daughter. You need a job before you have a GF. You need to go outside before to get a girlfriend. You kids have the cart before the horse. Get your priorities in order.

Is there supposed to be a problem in the way that they are dressed?

I have a girlfriend and I'm unemployed.

You mean like whores?

a business sense i can appreciate

Jannies are comped and actively allow leftist organizations to conspire here.

2 whores for the price of 1 day?

>you'd probably just go back to fapping to trap porn
People who beat it to traps aren't going to have kids by 2030 or even 2050.

I would unironically beat her and her mother so badly they would never be able to look my in the eyes again. Hell they wouldnt look up from the floor ever again.

Then il give her off to a white guy with a good family that i get along with.

Prove that you really love her.

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>literally exactly what happened to reddit
is Jow Forums the new reddit? when does this happen to 8ch?

I unironically hope my daughter is a slag. I'd fap into her panties and socks while she is out.

Raising a daughter is the ultimate cuck experience. No reason not to cash in on it at least

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Demand her and the girlfriend suck my dick, as it's 2030 and the world no longer puts up with incestphobes.

Fuck them both

why is there jail bait in my house? is cris hanson behind this? i dont have kids

How cute, choke her out her back in the kitchen where she belongs

Give her a gun and track her iphone.

USA! USA! USA!

Tell her your happy she decided to get hiv

This would unironically work.

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When will they learn?

Punch Stacy in the gut because she probably fucks niggers. Then I would take my daughters virginity right there on the spot while Stacy is writhing on the floor to assert dominance.

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If it ever gets to this situation, then it's your fault

Would unironically rape

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Fuck them both when they come back drunk

Imagine hearing your teenage daughter's bed creaking and her moaning loudly as she gets fucked hard in her room. Don't kid yourself, you would be rock hard.

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>having a daughter

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you know what i would do? i would be the she out of both of them, then i would tie them up, fucking whores and invite black gentleman with massive black dick to tear them up. after them being stretched out and being in orgasmic bliss like they have never been before they would get converted to dick, black dick but still dick. So long story short, women are turning lesbo because whites cant satisfy them with their tiny dicks.

Rape and honor kill

this
any daughter I might potentially have would be put up immediately for adoption

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Your father and I are very happy for you.

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Never speak to her again, and if she gets raped or killed I would not care. Natural selection.

even her kneecap looks disapointed

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Dammit, I thought she was coming out as a lesbian. In which case I'd install some hidden cameras in her room.
>inb4 "not already having done that anyway"

That's you son and his boyfriend, they're both trannies.

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moar/sauce

which one has a feminine penis?

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Hit on head with potato and fuck

She deosn't look like 11, what's going on.

Exchange liberties for baby-making sex with Stacy.

both

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This could have been prevented with proper parenting

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have a vasectomy in 2019 so that this doesn't happen.

> only you can prevent forest fires

they're both dudes.

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1000 lashes

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Turn off her phone and internet to the house.
Zoomer without social media caves in 3...2...1...

*SLAP*

THIS IS NOT WHAT ALLAH WANTS FROM YOU WHORES!!

i've got two sons, if they wanna disappear with stacy for a while it's fine with me

how's your trip to Prague, Tyrone ?

>What to do

in theory you have 2 daughters

in reality you have 2 whores

back in theory ... send them to "work" and became a rich father !

/joke off

big problem . you can't do anything better than to mock them for what they are wearing and maybe if they see my joke understand how they really look

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>What to do in this situation?
You're not leaving this house until you both bend over and show me your assholes.

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Based andalusian

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like any good colombian father I would fuck her myself so she doesn't need to go out looking for dick

This will work better than almost any raised voice or angry beatings. If not, resort to angry beatings.

Absolutely B A S E D. The god loving spirit of Adam Smith smiles down upon you.

The one true answer. Then commit sodoko to repent for your genetic failure.

"N-no you can both move in, baby girl.

Just ignore me. Even if I'm in the same room and you are making love.

Please, both of you live here!"

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is this common in colombia?

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