America? Are you okay?

America? Are you okay?

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I feel 33.67% ok

I mean these stats are just irrelevant because USA is a massive country. Massachusetts will have completely different crime rates, taxes, healthcare, unemployment etc than another state in a different part of the country. The states are their own little countries basically with their own qualities of life. The North East is very close to Norway and Swedens living standards while down South states would be like Poland or Hungary.

Shhhh let them have their fun. It's all they have left anymore.

that sounds nice friend, I don't always feel okay, but when I do, it's usually during my 22.43% more free time.
I imagine the last .88 more years of life I will have will also feel pretty nice.

>willfully letting your countrymen experience a lesser quality of life, just because they live far away.
I'm not mad, just disappointed.

Germany? Are you a cuck?

>Are you a cuck

You are

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>.88
oh you sly devil you and a heil hitler right back at ya

>makes 33,67% more money
I'd unironically swap sides with them.
This alone is OP as fuck, all the other stats are trash stats.

>surveymoney.com
You're a dumbass for quoting that.
You're also probably sucking the cum out your "wife's" pussy from an African migrant.

Seething Hans.

remove kebab spics niggers and jannies and ours is better than yours. wyoming is better than germany

>I feel 33.67% ok
Americans have the shortest vacation days in the west. Its like 28 days here. Should be 12 months.

>wyoming is better than germany
I seriously doubt that.

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Americans are literal cucks

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Implying you count only white Germans and white people in Wyoming. Germany is the most economically productive country in Europe. Is Wyoming?

Exactly 3 of those apply if you're white.
Also, concern trolling is big gay. Maybe fix your own shit?

>99.9% less likely to be charged with a crime for making fun of Turkey
>100% less likely to give a single fuck what Angela Merkel has to say about .. well, anything really
I'm sure if I spent more than 2 seconds on this list I could come up with dozens more.

Keep in mind, most niggers kill each other before 22. Think about how that skews the stats. The fact is, white Americans live a good deal longer than Germans.

Let's subtract the miscreants shall we?

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>electricity use
This is true because we don't have to pay russia just to keep the lights on.
Also
>33.67
The eternal social planner can never compete.

>d-doesnt gound wer 2 bigg !!1
>sdadisdigs dond abbly do ameriga :DDD
funny how the thresholds for geography being an excuse is immediately below and above the United States. None of you retarded faggots accept this "excuse" for any other country, but whenever there's a serious problem in america it's always "not my state, doesn't count".

Fuck off and learn how to admit that America has problems like every other country you fucking insecure faggots

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Hans, your dumbass is showing.

30 occurrences of "cuck" surnames = all americans according to you.

You're a literal faggot or refugee, I guarantee it.

> do it again, without niggers
> again, without niggers
> again without niggers
> not sure how this is even calculated
> I’m sure this is higher when you eliminate niggers
> It’s called freedom, fuck off
> that’s funny I though Obama care was fixing that? My employer covers my healthcare so not my problem
> again without niggers
> it’s a first world problem, something Germany would know nothing about anymore
> again without niggers
> again without niggers
> again without niggers

ok, but then we get to do it without mudslimes

Haha doing great. Good to be free

>America has problems
13% commit 50%...

>9.2 times more likely to be in prison
>24% more likely to be unemployed
>5.4 times more likely to be murdered
>6 times more likely to have HIV/AIDS
>experience 66.67% more of a class divide
>78.32% more likely to die in infancy
>die 0.88 years sooner
tl;dr: you could be black.

We have zero

>our country has problems but its not our fault because we have niggers
>sweden has problems and its all their fault because they have niggers
pick one

It really depends on the state.
Burgers can name which is the best.

True. Unfortunately homosexes exist, and will pretend it's not Ohio.

That's not going to go the way you think...

U jealous, Krautmong?

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>more likely to be in prison
Unless you're black and going to commit 54% of the crime, you shouldn't worry.

>more likely to be unemployed
Most of the unemployed in America are illegals sucking welfare.

>more likely to be murdered
Again, are you black? Murder rates for white Americans is lower than that for Europeans

>less free time
We work 40 hours a week just like you

>more money
Guilty as charged.

>more oil
Did everyone forget America is a continent and Germany is smaller than some states? Driving is a thing out of necessity. Total your entire continent's oil use up then talk.

>more for healthcare
Your "free" healthcare comes at the cost of a 70-80% tax rate, which is of course hidden from you.

>more AIDS
Are you black? Hispanic?

>more electricity
Again, a continent vs a tiny country.

>class divide
Being an impoverished prole is something to be proud of because everyone else is just as miserable?

>more likely to die in infancy
Hispanics/niggers, yet again.

>die .88 years sooner
This is the only worthwhile stat, and mentionable only because of black-on-black crime and Hispanic obesity rates driving down the national average.

>Wants to federalize the EU
>Germany willfully exploits other countries for it's own economic advantages
>Even endorsed and still endorses flooding Europe with incompatible foreigners for cheap labour to increase profit margins despite just fueling large-scale unemployment and straining social services
>"How could you do this to your fellow countrymen?"

you misspeld texas.

texas where there is actualy a german speaking comunity.

>leaf lacks basic reading comprehension
Imagine my shock...
Literally no one is saying America is perfect. The issue we take is you retards using dishonest statistics to pretend that these problems are disproportionate. In fact, with the literal third world demographics we have in huge swaths of this country, the fact that these disparities are this small is amazing.

>Lists the same thing twice
>"Pick one"
Peak leaf-posting.

Crime rates are directly proportional to niggers. The reason why you all get banted to death by Americans is that your formerly safe countries are now shitholes becauseeeeeee.... *drumroll*... you stupidly imported niggers.

Blacks

Our GDP is going up! Everything is great!
>Same shit they said during communism
>Capitalist GDP means more than quality of life
>Shit falling apart in front of your face
Honk Honk
>Do drugs
>Obese is healthy
>Fuck tranny's
>Touch kids
>Israel is our greatest ally
>Make your kids gay
>Chop off your dick
It's fucking great.

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im middle class
*sips cheap fake red wine while eating an hamburger"

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Texas...?
Oh, Mexico 2.0? Yeah, I'm not a homosexual beaner, so I would never praise Texas.

thats because your a nigger

Niggers
Niggers
Niggers
Less fun
More $
Good
Niggers
NIGGERS
Good
Niggers
Niggers
Burgers

>We work 40 hours a week just like you
most union and/or office jobs are 35 hours nowadays
plus we get more vacation and public holidays than you

I get 10 vacation days, 6 holidays and weekends off.
And 5 sick days that they pay you for if you don't take.

That's eaten up by the carloan/insurance that he doesn't have to pay for on account of his country "not" having retarded urban planning.

>No targeted mass rape
>Ugly urban design allows whites to use distance as a barrier; vast majority of violence is shitskins killing each other
>Wealthier
Doing just fine, Ahmed.

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>is you retards using dishonest statistics to pretend that these problems are disproportionate
>shuddup america dindu nuffin!!
nobody is guilty of this more often than you faggots, that's why I brought it up retard

>haha jokes on you you're almost a shithole like us now
>"""""banted to death""""""
now that's what I call cope. the only reason americans have a perceived monopoly on anything on this board is because you're the majority and all you do i jerk each other off all the time

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if you take population difference into account germany is #1 lmao

>die 0.88 years sooner
If this is accurate, that means white Americans live longer due to 13% black population massively bringing down average life expectancy.

now do it for
>New Hampshire
>Maine
>Vermont
>Wisconsin
>specifically white Americans
>specifically Asians
>specifically Jews
>any group that isn't black or Mexican
If you want it to be real fun do
>specifically Muslims in Germany

I use way more fuckin' electricity than that.

>I feel 33.67% white
Ftfy

t. Tyrone Sanchez.
Steers and queers, Sambo. Steers and queers.

>being a fucking dumpster fire
how the fuck can you criticize anything, I'm not even laughing, I'm mad that you could be this fucking ignorant.

>9.2x more likely to be in prison
because germany doesn't have nearly as many niggers

>24% more likely to be unemployed
same as above

>5.4x more likely to be murdered
same as above

>22.43% less free time
no welfare >> welfare

>make 33.67% more money
"muh socialism works fine in europe"

>consume 100% more oil
as if that's a bad thing

>spend 90% more money on healthcare
you can have that one

>6x more likely to have aids
because of niggers and gays

>use 69.45% more electricity
as if that's a bad thing

>experience 66.67% more class divide
north korea has less class divide than germany and it's still a shithole

>78.32% more likely to die in infancy
no idea, but probably has something to do with niggers

>die 0.88 years sooner
skewed by all the niggers killing each other

And here we see why Leafs are universally hated on this board. Imagine being this divorced from reality.

>le 49% face

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>No targeted mass rape

lmao

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Has their limp-wristed neckbeard government given a date for the Jow Forums ban yet?

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30 vacation days, 12 holidays and weekends off
and as many sick days as I'm sick for
(though more than 6 weeks a year give your employer legal reason to fire you)

I'd rather make more money

so basically TLDR niggers?

Nigs are literally animals. They target their own women disproportionately, then whites, spics, and gooks.

Unlike in Germany, where white men sit idly by as a coordinated rape jihad is conducted against their women.

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>n-no!!
>nobody lieks u!!!
american banter

>no u r not white!!
ackchually it's 73%, but enjoy your la 56% negrified hellscape mutt

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> if only you are nigger

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>spend 89.94% more on healthcare

youtube.com/watch?v=ox4IRQVGsBU

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pretty much. the main reason why america looks like a shithole from the outside is because niggers drag down the statistics. remove them from the equation and it's indistinguishable from western europe

>willfully letting
back to english class hans

>countrymen
Bruh most people in my own fucking state i don’t have ties to let alone James Roddenberry from Rhode Island or wherever.

>muh niggers

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If you removed shitskins from both populations us would be higher in everything but free time

Top tier post as usual

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Beautiful independent 49% Leaf DESTROYS racist Americans (and that’s a good thing).

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Again with this. Literally none of that applies to us on American anons on here.

>Oi mate!
>Thank God daddy gov’ment took our guns away!
>No free speech
You’re next ;)

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>Be 6 times more likely to have HIV/AIDS
I see that homosexuality acceptance is working out just fine.

Adds up to 73% not 100%. Wut.
>Arabs are 'white'
>Half the latins mark 'white'
>Half black/half Honduran guy that used to work for me has 'Caucasian' on his Id.
Number of real white people taking benefits is low AF

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>13% of population

most if not all of these stats apply to niggers
if you arent a nigger america is fantastic

> A person from the US does a survey on a set of US websites to a mostly US audience, asking for nationality
> Percentages aren't even per capita
> Somehow a meaningful result in determining where cucks live
Now I finally understand why so many Germans decide to study here, Hans, you really need it

13% of the population get 23% of the foodstamps.
65% of the population gets 35%.
15% gets 15%.

The only population at parity are hispanics.
Whites are under-represented. Blacks are horrendously over-represented.

*laughs in white trash homeless*

>here

It's our rightful clay.

13% of the population leaves and only 10% obesity goes down. Amerifat is proud of that.

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The pineapple is the native Germans.

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Go and die for Israel, cuck.

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10/11 can be avoided by just not being a useless nigger who's prone to commiting crime

too bad blacks have been legally classified as class b citizens up until 1970

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yes those 'people' are also niggers
to be a nigger is to act like a nigger, to think like a nigger

Idiot kraut. White majority towns are comparable to European towns.

We have a massive third world presence. Some once great cities (Detroit, Newark, Chicago) have become war zones when the white people left in the 1950’s (white flight).

>make 34% more money
>spend it all on healthcare (90% more) and oil (100% more)
>Have 22% less free time

>A tiny fraction of the white population are homeless drug addicts
>Therefore America sucks
AMERICA BTFO by pic related

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It isn’t worth explaining, Krauts literally don’t have the cognitive capacity to understand this.

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>imagine being this fucking dumb
American education, everyone.