A joke Bruce lee would say goes as follows: A Japanese emperor wanted to hire a bodyguard with swordfighting skills. The first applicant was a Japanese samurai, and when asked what he could do, the samurai opened a match-box and a fly flew out. The samurai drew his sword and cut the fly in half. The emperor was very impressed and called for the next applicant, who repeated the trick, only he cut the fly into four pieces, impressing the emperor even more. The third applicant was a Jewish samurai. He too opened the matchbox and a fly flew out. The Jewish samurai drew his sword, but nothing happened. "Well?" the emperor asked impatiently. "Your majesty," the Jewish samurai replied, "if you closely examine the fly, you will find that it has been circumcised!"
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Jayden Morgan
Bruce Lee was a hack
Nathaniel Collins
top kek
Chase Davis
>le funny jewjoke
Fuck you kike
Jack James
What does a police dog do after biting a nigger? It licks its asshole to get the taste out of its mouth.
Jaxson Garcia
Whom are you to compare? My first fight was in third grade. Kid pulled a knife out I ddt dropped him on his head.
Chase Morgan
Jackson Walker
Literally the size of a child
Zachary Martin
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Robert Lee
>and everyone clapped