Bruce Lee

A joke Bruce lee would say goes as follows: A Japanese emperor wanted to hire a bodyguard with swordfighting skills. The first applicant was a Japanese samurai, and when asked what he could do, the samurai opened a match-box and a fly flew out. The samurai drew his sword and cut the fly in half. The emperor was very impressed and called for the next applicant, who repeated the trick, only he cut the fly into four pieces, impressing the emperor even more. The third applicant was a Jewish samurai. He too opened the matchbox and a fly flew out. The Jewish samurai drew his sword, but nothing happened. "Well?" the emperor asked impatiently. "Your majesty," the Jewish samurai replied, "if you closely examine the fly, you will find that it has been circumcised!"

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Bruce Lee was a hack

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>le funny jewjoke
Fuck you kike

What does a police dog do after biting a nigger? It licks its asshole to get the taste out of its mouth.

Whom are you to compare? My first fight was in third grade. Kid pulled a knife out I ddt dropped him on his head.

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Literally the size of a child

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>and everyone clapped

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