I have analyzed a lot of data and discovered the logical next step of political discourse in the west.
It's called pooping. They're going to select a target at random. The concept is they're going to associate a person with poop by just repeating "this guy poops." Hear me out.
At first it's just some twitter jazz cats spamming it, but the media quickly joins in and it becomes a regular ritual. Elaborate memes and reconstructions showing how the target might do his pooping. Picture of his face next to an asshole squeezing one out. Science guests confirm it to be accurate. This guy poops. Do you deny it? That would be ridiculous and science denial. He could be pooping right now. Then they'll discuss what the consistency might be like based on what they think he's eating and so on.
Journalist: So, did he or did he not squeeze out a fat one recently as the internet insists?
Neil deGrasse Tyson: The space-time orangutan is capable of such beauty and magic, but his fecal mat-ter is also part of it. Mole-cools put together in such a way th--
Journalist: And it's my understanding that he farts while he poops. Let's listen to an audio clip of what that sounds like. >Media crew gasping for air from laughing Journalist: And there you have it, folks. Republicans produce a lot of hot air. With their poop. Journalist 2: Fascism is indeed shitty. Journalist: I guess we found out why they call them republiturds.
That's the genius of it, it's gaslighting and idiocy on a whole new level. The very next level after this one, to be exact. They're all going to be screeching with delight and disgust and you'll be done for (pooped: a nationally recognized pooper).
Whichever side can produce the most repulsive re-enactments and throw the most pooper accusations, wins.
I think I just caught schizophrenia from reading this post cause I forgot to wear my tinfoil gucci cap.
Connor Clark
I haven't pooped in about 5 days.. I'm afraid bros... What do?
Lincoln Phillips
>We all just keep coming back to this godforsaken shithole like black people to prison. ok gonna have to leave for the night on that one
Ryder Moore
This thread is for Big Brain Cognizance on next-gen developments in the field of gaslighting and undermining human dignity. Please don't derail with non-poop content
Austin Watson
Poop posting will truly be the weapon that counters the nazi and racist labels from the left.
James Flores
This guy poops
Anthony Flores
i bet you poop you degenerate
Nicholas Wright
The movement's crown achievement could be a series of neverending probes and commissions into whether or not Trump once shat his pants. Yes, I see it now
Ethan Garcia
Shove your hand up your ass and pull the shit out.
Evan Gray
Mother of god, OP is a genius.
No, this isn't going to become a thing, but the structure of "this guy poops" basically sums up all Jewish slander of white people.
Ryan Cook
>"[...] But there is one problem that is not discussed publicly, one that it is delicate even to mention: the poop question. It is taboo in our republic. The leftist is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a pooper and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”"
- Joseph Goebbels
Dylan Bailey
You're right I'm sorry, let me get my pooping data out
Isaiah Davis
No matter your creed, color or culture: we all poop.
How can you seriously argue against immigration when immigrants poop?
We're a nation of people who poop.
We were founded by poopers.
We ARE poopers.
Bringing in more poopers will only enrich our culture!
Gavin Turner
ternary operator is for assholes god I hate it read that line out like you parsed it and spoke it
Hunter Lopez
kek i pooped myself based and pooppilled
Jose Smith
Calm down son it's just a picture of Israel.
Connor Ross
/brownpill/
Carter Ortiz
POO POO
PEE PEE
GIVE ME
YOUR TENDIES!
(Yes / No)
Logan Stewart
On a serious note related to OP. Look at what they resorted to with Julian Assange. Making up shit by saying he spread dookie on his walls. Look at what they did to the infowars girl with the big forehead. Reposting a 8 year old picture or some girl that pooped her self saying it's her. The average person nowadays have been so fucking dumbed down they'll believe the stupidest shit without question. People have become so dependent on technology that it's ruined their braincells and deleted almost all of their pattern recognition skills. This is a real problem and this is why no matter how much evidence we find and talk about on Jow Forums the Normie will just deny it and call you racist then go back to posting poopymemes on twitter. I'm almost at the point where I feel that society isn't worth trying to save.
The careers and prospects of Joe Biden, AOC, Merkel and the rest could be ruined simply by reminding the world that they sit down on the toilet and have have sloppy, runny, messy barely qualifying poops that can never compare to the harder, bigger, perfectly formed poop supremacy of the chad right wing politicians.
When they imagine them pooping, they feel disgusted with themselves. How could they vote for a pooping politician? Especially one with inferior poop?
They will try to launch campaigns normalizing all kinds of poop. They will say all poop is equal. They will try to convince us that everybody does it, not just them.
Liam Harris
>this is absurd OOOOOOOH HOL UP HOL UP WHAT UP HE GOON POOP WITH THAT THERE NIGGA POOP?
