Wait till they hear about tag

>If a child is too weak to play this, why should everyone else suffer by not having a normal childhood?
This. It's just lowering the bar to accommodate the biggest wimp in the class. And what's wrong with dodgeball anyway? It's just a game.

>Are Canadians even real people?
Not really

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>lowering the bar to accommodate the biggest wimp in the class

It is and we don't want to raise wimps. But it's strange that it kinda does make sense.

For something to make sense but for me to believe something else, because it's better for everyone if I do.

My creepometer broke. Fucking degenerates. I mean, I'm one too but there's levels =/

No. I wasn't really big on gym class though. I'm not out of shape or anything, but I was always too awkward to be competitive with kids I barely knew.

I'd always just kind of stand off to the side of the gym, and try to stay under the radar.
Dodgeball was one game I really liked though, because you were never the center of attention, unless you made it to the end. I'd usually get out before that, and if I didn't I'd just try to get myself out on purpose when things were starting to get tense. I actually had fun playing when there were like 20 other kids in the court though.

That said, I recognize that gym class and competition are good things. Looking back I really regret being so anxious, and not just having fun with it.

that was my favorite game as a child
kek

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In dodge ball, you have two teams on opposite sides of the court, and like 10-30 balls.

The teacher drops the balls on the floor, blows the whistle, and then it's a free for all to run for the balls.

You throw the balls at the team on the other side of the court.

If you get hit you're out. If you catch it the thrower is out, and you get to bring one out player back into the game.

It's a really fun game. It's a really common tv trope for the nerds to get hurt and bullied in dodgeball, but I've literally never seen anything like that in real life.

TWO
WALLS

if you were traumatized by organized sports theres a pretty good chance youre a fucking incel too. soft motherfuckers.

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Meh i hated team sports when it was literally just football in a country where alot of kids spend ALL their time playing football and many other kids are literally not allowed out even onto their streets.

Once we were old enough for Rugby it was awesome. Its not hard to prepare your kids for team sports. Same as its not hard to keep your kids ahead at basic maths but lazy parents don’t and kids write themselves off as incapable rejects instead.

Most parents don’t even read to their kids at all anymore. Let alone raise them to win at life. They don’t care.

that's fucking retarded

I was one of the lowest common denominators in school but every kid no matter what always had heaps of fun with dodgeball, except for that one kid who always got copped right in the fucking nose by a ball flying at the speed of sound

As an addendum to this i didnt actually know there was any set ups and strategy to football until i was in mid 20s. Not that i regret it but i regret not being told this shit was, for me, the equivalent of school 40k or chess etc tournament where the kids who never play or have no idea obviously get destroyed. Why would you give those kids shit or why would those kids care.

That said the helicopter parent shut in kids NEED the gym class time the most. Theyre why its state enforced.

These poor joyless losers. Only people who are afraid of risk could hate dodgeball. You know the kind. The kids who will just stand still or slowly walk with their arms raised up in the air and glued to their sides without trying to even grab the ball that rolls towards them to throw it back. It's a healthy activity and they don't put themselves out there and get into it. Hell, you're getting credits in school to play a game. How can people hate it? It doesn't even hurt if you get hit, it's a fucking rubber ball.

The opening chaos is fun, and if you make it to the end, you get to challenge yourself to see how long you survive and if you can win it all. I used to sometimes pretend I was dodging energy blasts like in DBZ. Dodgeball should be a national sport at the professional level.

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fuck pedophile homo canada.

Literally populated by hookers, pedophiles and faggots