Brit/pol/ - Historically inaccurate negro edition

>The Queen praises the 'courage and sacrifice' of D-Day
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48531319

>President Trump says Brexit 'no problem' for Ireland
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48505300

>Corbyn as PM would be 'west's first antisemitic leader since WWII'
theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/05/majority-of-voters-think-boris-johnson-would-make-bad-pm-polling-expert

>Pervert ‘sexually assaulted girlfriend with carrot – splitting intestine'
dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/783593/carrot-sexual-assault-death-romania-calin-laurentiu-vegtable-fetish-colon-sepsis

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washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fc-industrial-society-and-its-future
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803
metro.news/queen-hails-wartime-generation-at-d-day-ceremony/1587052/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48535879
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48536402
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48496082
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48534589
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48526999
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48505300
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48525211
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48521389
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-48519010
bbc.co.uk/news/business-48520176
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-48528879
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48515506
independent.co.uk/environment/plastic-straws-ban-cotton-buds-stirrers-pollution-climate-crisis-waste-environment-a8924116.html
theguardian.com/environment/2019/jun/05/scotland-to-allow-supersized-salmon-farms-if-they-pass-pollution-tests
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-48509942
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7108319/Koala-bears-saved-extinction-building-water-fountains-them.html
bigissue.com/latest/inside-a-secret-norwegian-vault-protecting-humanitys-vital-documents/
telegraph.co.uk/science/2019/06/04/gonorrhea-over-65s-rising-nearly-double-national-average-divorce/
heraldscotland.com/news/17683887.mapped-scotlands-planet-saving-carbon-sinks/
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/trump-ireland-doonbeg-visit-golf-climate-change-green-environment-protests-a8945371.html
theguardian.com/environment/2019/jun/05/greta-thunberg-effect-public-concern-over-environment-reaches-record-high
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-48521386
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7108829/Shocking-report-warns-30-American-cities-soon-underwater-global-sea-levels-rise.html
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MAGA!

MAGA!

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Who hyper for Peterborough tomorrow?

NAZI SCUM

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Raab is Jow Forums as fuck.

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there's a black feller there and they never noticed.!

BEING WHITE ISN'T ENOUGH

BEING BRITISH ISN'T ENOUGH

BEING ENGLISH ISN'T ENOUGH

KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

TO READ ABOUT YOUR OWN CULTURE IS A REVOLUTIONARY ACT

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My french fren
+ I like your christian digits

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Fucking hell of course they had to put a nog there
They really cant help themselves can they

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Context?

More aesthetically pleasing version

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>INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fc-industrial-society-and-its-future
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto

>TECHNOLOGICAL SLAVERY
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1

>ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803

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>Reminder
Snickers > Muscles

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...

What a fat cunt

true face when she thought camera elsewhere

LADS

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Niggers are shit fury is the man no other heavyweight can box like him

Evening lads.

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Why did you vote leave?

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Who is she though and why was she being interviewed?

drums are the alpha male instrument and you know it

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Pretending to like Piers Morgan's jokes, otherwise he'll bug her phone and find out her secrets

it was funny

What's that?

its a little big for me

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the by election

Thank you to Eddie and his hopelessly retarded gang of idiots for yet again allowing us to prove that what we're saying is the truth, and what you're saying is either irrelevant, incorrect or just outright retarded.

It's been a pleasure.

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Leave means leave.

Emily Thornberry, interview was probably concerning jailing English flag flyers or her 10,000 calorie diet.

Cause Europe is fucking gay mate

whats with the media saying he damaged his hat? i thought they hated Churchill?

Oh, no.

>EEEZ ONE OF 'ARE OWN!
>EEEEEZZ ONE OF 'ARE OWWNN!!
>OHH NGUBU,EEEZ ONE OF 'ARE OWN!

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What's that pic from?

What happened to the grass? In the UK we have grass.

metro.news/queen-hails-wartime-generation-at-d-day-ceremony/1587052/

those helmets are a funny shape

was from the BBC news article on the D-Day celebrations.

Grandad in Burma railway , 2 nukes was not enough ..DO them all !!!
lets be abacus now

Why aren't we ruining her life?

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So Scots and Irish have this thing about referring to British monarchs and PMs by the diminutive form of their name (King Billy, Maggie Thatcher). What's the preferred diminutive of "Theresa"; Terry, Tess, the spicy Teresita?

t. A Luddite at a computer

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I didn't notice before but the roastie gives her teeth a good lick at 3:36
In fact, throughout the video she's licking her lips a lot.

As any body language expert will tell you: if a woman is moistening her mouth lips then her nether lips are moistening too.
I reckon she wants to get hate fucked by Farage, roughly from behind, getting spanked and called a stupid whore.

Either that or she's jonesing for another hit of meth.

why are you all so mad that I'm mixing johnnie walker double black with co op diet coke lmao

"Cunt"

>her
his?

maybot

just don't like it

I don't disagree, but Tyson is also more of a snickers than muscle man

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Are yo an African farm worker?

Tess or Tesa I think

Peak Brit genetics

Laws don't apply to pigs.

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booze is haram.

Is that when he was fighting fit with the IDF?

>Actors perform on stage during the commemorations
Why did they feel it necessary to have a black actor there?

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>2 floor toms

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>us
Cringe

why would I care what a LARPing sandnigger paedophile thinks of my alcohol consumption?

>Tory leadership: Brexit deadline 'not fixed date' says Gove
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48535879

>Matt Hancock brands Jeremy Corbyn an anti-Semite
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48536402

>Where do leadership hopefuls stand on Brexit?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48496082

>Alastair Campbell hires lawyers over Labour expulsion
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48534589

>Rory Stewart says new deal claims 'misleading'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48526999

>President Trump says Brexit 'no problem' for Ireland
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48505300

>Trump state visit: President rows back on NHS trade remarks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48525211

>Tory leadership: Johnson warns party of risk of Brexit 'extinction'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48521389

>M4 relief road: Proposals cost £114m before scheme was axed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-48519010

>Women pension age case goes to High Court
bbc.co.uk/news/business-48520176

>Conwy council's new leader to stamp down on 'luxuries'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-48528879

>Trump state visit: US president turns down meeting with 'negative' Corbyn
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48515506

That's based

Fuck off back to the sandpit mate. I drink 35cl of whisky a night, and I sneer at Abdul down the Paki shop when I get a refill on my Famouse Grouse.

not even LARPing I was playing my drums while waiting for the pasta to cook
I'm onto you JTRIG

Woefully inadequate, dishonest and thoroughly debunked on hundreds of seperate occasions. You have nothing. You are nothing.

Good bye, retard.

I'm surprised there wasn't a woman there desu

SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL

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and redpilled?
>mfw thicc nog brapper

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>Plastic straws and cotton buds to be banned next year in effort to tackle plastic pollution
independent.co.uk/environment/plastic-straws-ban-cotton-buds-stirrers-pollution-climate-crisis-waste-environment-a8924116.html

>Scotland to allow supersized salmon-farms if they pass pollution tests
theguardian.com/environment/2019/jun/05/scotland-to-allow-supersized-salmon-farms-if-they-pass-pollution-tests

>Nuclear: Energy bills 'used to subsidise submarines'
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-48509942

> Koala bears could be saved from extinction by building water fountains for them
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7108319/Koala-bears-saved-extinction-building-water-fountains-them.html

>Inside the secret Norwegian vault protecting humanity’s vital documents
bigissue.com/latest/inside-a-secret-norwegian-vault-protecting-humanitys-vital-documents/

>Gonorrhea in over-65s rising at nearly double national average with divorce and dating apps blamed
telegraph.co.uk/science/2019/06/04/gonorrhea-over-65s-rising-nearly-double-national-average-divorce/

>Mapped: Scotland’s planet-saving carbon ‘sinks’
heraldscotland.com/news/17683887.mapped-scotlands-planet-saving-carbon-sinks/

>Ireland sends Trump a strong message on climate change over Doonbeg golf course sea wall
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/trump-ireland-doonbeg-visit-golf-climate-change-green-environment-protests-a8945371.html

>Public concern over environment reaches record high in UK
theguardian.com/environment/2019/jun/05/greta-thunberg-effect-public-concern-over-environment-reaches-record-high

>Investment offer to take Cornwall and Virgin into orbit
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-48521386

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I have an RSS reader already. I don't need you.

paper straws are shit
if u get a milkshake at maccys you have to rush it before the straw loses its structural integrity and seals up

I bring my own straws now since they pulled that paper straw shit. Morrisions sell jumbo plastic straws that are guaranteed to choke a dolphin when you toss them in the river.

How many nogs even took part in D-day?

you probably know this? When you train to box, you don't want big muscles, you want good CV and VO2 max. Big muscles are hungry for oxygen and saps your endurance.

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if only they sold water-soluble asbestos straws so you could enjoy a milkshake unhurried and trigger the libs all at once

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KEK! I wouldn't put it past one of the impressionable autists on here.

>t. lanklet DYEL incel

your liver will become destroyed by your alcohol and drug abuse.
the pain will become so intolerable and unbearable that you will cry out in the night.
this is your fortune.

> Shocking report warns 30 American cities will soon be underwater as global sea levels rise
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7108829/Shocking-report-warns-30-American-cities-soon-underwater-global-sea-levels-rise.html

I voted leave cos fucking commies keep trying to recruit me at my local jobcentre. Whats that all about?

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Nevermind the nog, there's a midget paki of questionable breeding in the front left.

>learn to box
Pro-tip: If you learn how to swing a bat at a watermelon sized object, you don't need to learn to box

this isn't the ebony GILFs seeking Steel Panther fan twinks website, idk why you're posting this pic here?

Is that Eddie in the car?

>Big muscles are hungry for oxygen and saps your endurance
Especially if he get hit on the chin and all you energy gets sapped away. Muscles are the last thing you want to be carrying round on wobbly legs. Joshua is done at the top level. Fair play to him for earning millions though

There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.

good thing I own my own property with an easily accessible roof lmao

Sea levels aren't rising though. So that's bullshit. Want proof? Go to any beach. The levels the tide comes into is the same it's been for thousands of years. Not increased by an inch.

This all you've got left, pussy?

I'll say it again:
See you around. Try and provide us with more a of a challenge next time, or you'll suffer the same fate you have on the hundreds of previous occasions we've run rings around you. All of you.

so you're mad because I play slap bass?

drink it neat m8.