I FIGURED IT ALL OUT!

Europeans get molested all through their lives by their fucking toilets
This gets them interested in anal play and other degeneracy
And explains all the poofters

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Well.

dumb gorilla

who pissed out their butt?

Jow Forums sucks today

based

That's Japanese toilets, not European.

Yes. This has been my theory for a while. Disgusting Europeans are taught to squirt filthy toilet water up their rectums and this promotes faggotry and scatophilia. Walked in on a couple of faggots sodomizing each other in a public restroom today. Thus confirming my idea. Degenerate Europeans can't keep their godless practices on their side of the pond and are now infecting the Northeast. Sort of peeves me off to be honest.

americans still cram their fingers up there to wipe

i use a pack of toilet paper per year because I eat plenty of fiber and use a bidet.

I want one of these. I take mean shits and my vigorous wiping has been destroying my anus.

I'm buying one of those toilets

why do europeans need a super soaker just to wipe their ass?

dumb amerriga poster

I never used those things, but it seems to me that all they do is turn the leftover shit into dripping diarrhea

you must be a newfag

Does't that mean my bidet and my own hand are my rapists?

you really ‘cracked’ the case

Bidets are based and redpilled
Enjoy your crusty shitass

I've used one of these. It feels pretty good TBQH. Stop being gay America.

eurofags crave hot liquids blasting up their anus

Bidets are the best way to clean your ass.

I use a bidet in my home. Just the thought of you disgusting fuckers smearing your shit around with paper and then walking around like it's not absolutely repulsive makes me sick

wash in the shower

>Shower every time you shit

when you get older and things don't work as well as they used to back there, you'll appreciate a toilet that does stuff like this to keep you clean.

My fellow Americans, if you are cleaning mud off the driveway, do you use the watering hose or a million rolls of paper towels?

Excellent work, Detective Dingleberry

This. If you're not bidetpilled you're an idiot

Bidets are legit way more hygenic and healthy, have fun with that itchy, smelly polished anus syndrome

Same.

Fck these shit ass crust walkers. I don’t know how these aren’t standard issue with every toilet in 2019. If you got dog shit on your hand would you wash it or just wipe with paper?

I just shit in my shower and stomp it down the drain. It works better that way.

Your anus is filthy regardless of whether you spray water up it after having a poo or just wipe it "clean". There is a constant loss of gas out the orifice that contains tiny bits of fecal matter so stop pretending this part of your body in clean longer than a few minutes after a shower.

grats, you figured it out

The men also keep their assholes shaved, it has to be ready like a pussy. They keep their pink little hole shaved, clean and wet at all times so they can bend over and get fucked by real men (brown immigrants). That is what the white man is, a glorified woman with a tiny little pink dick and pink asshole. Made to get fucked.

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We dont have those toilets. Southern European countries often use bidets, but that right there in your thumbnail is a Japanese style toilet, which i've never seen in Europe.
Plus, the water spray on those are optional.