/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TRUMPWAVE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on GMB 6/5/19
youtu.be/Lnl9LyTtECU
pic.twitter.com/mnDbljb0RK
>Pres Trump bilat w/Irish PM Varadkar 6/5/19
c-span.org/video/?461432-1/
youtu.be/D57pDuRlr8Y
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in Ireland 6/5/19
c-span.org/video/?461432-101/
youtu.be/L6nqKQ3ZKkU
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart bongland 6/5/19
youtu.be/wqrYOo0sLlg
youtu.be/N49BfpRTNmY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania bid farewell to Queen Elizabeth II 6/5/19
c-span.org/video/?461433-1/
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania meet w/D-Day Vets 6/5/19
c-span.org/video/?461418-1/
youtu.be/_8923pvHa-k
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @D-Day 75th Anniv Commemoration 6/5/19
youtu.be/Bn57OGl29Dk
youtu.be/lmHvF2rBG00 (full)
youtu.be/tN_0a6HeGAU (full)
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in Portsmouth 6/5/19
youtu.be/GrPWSy0fl3c
>FEDViceChair Clarida @FedListens on Mon Pol 6/5/19
youtu.be/GY74ITlDcN4
>NIC/StateDept/ONI Officials @House on Natl Sec &Climate Change 6/5/19
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>AssistEdSec4ESE Brogan @House on Disaster Response 6/5/19
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>HHS/NIH/DHS Officials @Senate on Foreign Threats to Taxpayer 6/5/19
youtu.be/_QN52HAehP4
>WHVideo: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Visit bongland Day 2 6/5/19
youtu.be/G6PInRqTkpA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Prince Charles/Duchess of Cornwall 6/4/19
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It has been brought to my attention that there are chinamen here RIGHT NOW who have not been reminded in the last 30 seconds that Xi Jingping is a dum fathead who looks like Winnie The Pooh.
Lets have a quick rundown on are bear and I’ll let them decide how Xi stacks up next to him, because maybe that's unfair

1. Winnie the Pooh is a fat bear that wears no pants
2. Winnie the Pooh enjoys hunny (honey) and his most famous adventure of all is the story of his retrieving hunny at great risk to himself from bees by pretending to be a raincloud and then enjoying the fruits of his labor obtained by the sweat of his brow
3. Winnie The Pooh (who looks like Xi Jingping) is not a communist
4. Winnie The Pooh has never once lost in a fight to cute little birds that he thought were threatening his power over the Hundred Acre Wood
5. Winnie The Pooh knows what he doesn't know and isn't afraid to ask for help from his frens, which he has
6. Winnie the Pooh’s pal Gopher can innovate and knows the difference between high quality steel and pig iron
7. Winnie the pooh has never massacred citizens of the Hundred Acre wood with tanks
8. Winnie the Pooh maybe has a fat head but he’s actually a very intelligent bear
9. Winnie The Pooh (who, again, looks like Xi Jingping if you put pants on him) is a beloved figure across all of the world and you can gauge a man’s character by what he thinks of Winnie

Decide for yourself.

Can you imagine looking like Winnie The Pooh? A bear that wears no pants. Now I’m a huge fan of Poohbear, but looking like him? What kind of buffoon would allow such a Winnie The Pooh nopantswearing son of a bitch to be the leader of even a local deli, let alone be his slave? I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Xi Jingping looks like Winnie The Pooh, a fat bear that wears no pants, and if I were his subject (slave) I’d kill myself.

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Could PornHub work?

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MAGA

JUST FUCKING TRY IT

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MAGA

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is that supposed to be a kiss?

Hmm, true. President Xi resembles Winnie the Pooh.

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The last China hate thread had many new webms.

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Where were you when the GOP got blown the fuck out on Twitter?

twitter.com/GOPLeader/status/1136433012126769152

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Fuck all of you guys

Friendly reminder that USA and Japan are best friends and China is a shithole nation that will never achieve anything of value.

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Did you eat at /ourguys/ today?

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Will Cruz flip and veto? I think he is still mad he lost to Donnie. He wishes death upon him.

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Pornhub's parent company, MindGeek, could roll out a YouTube replacement in 48-72 hours. With better features and functionality, too.

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Really causes one to ponder.
Maybe China isn’t such hot shit after all.

>be pelosi
>crazy idiots want to ruin their coalition by going after impeachment
>said idiots also need to vent their insane hatred for trump
>pelosi smartly picks a position that will appease her base and simultaneously has zero chance to happen
>trump sees this and will play the game with a tweet

>Marcia Cross says the HPV strain that caused her anal cancer is likely the same strain that led to her husband being diagnosed with throat cancer.

>The Desperate Housewives star was at a gynecologist visit in November 2017 getting an annual digital rectal exam when the doctor notice something suspicious.

>Doctors later told her the cancer was likely linked to the human papillomavirus (HPV), and the same strain had caused her husband Tom Mahoney's throat cancer in 2009.

stop eating ass

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Google Video, remember that turd? Daily Motion, remember that one? Vevo? Hm? Any of this ringing a bell? Youtube came out ahead by sheer chance in the 06-10 video sharing race, but they were already suffering natural decline from people losing interest in the platform. Now they're actually censoring the only decent content to be found on the website? Stick a fork in 'em.

Time to go spelunking!

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Haha, epic, I sure love talking only about Israel all the time.

>something only a leaf would say
not surprised

He posts on twitter from time to time and has a newsletter.
>twitter.com/PeterZeihan
Definitely worth following day-to-day.

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Hitler did nothing wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=wpgJ_oYHpxw

...

Greentext rumors on /a/ suggest Bokuben manga might be heading towards Kirisu-sensei winning the Yuigab Owl. All is right with the universe.

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Stop dating whores

>trading one jew for another jew
what's the point?

Fuck MAGA, and fuck magatards

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They won't because nazis.

That's actually pretty fucking funny.

>he thinks YouTube can be harmed

good advice

What's going on in this thread? We have chinkposters today?

One doesn't give a shit about US politics.

It's true. Trump even convinced Abe to fix an ongoing series with a pink haired heroine! It's not dinobabies but it's close!

Nom nom nom

It started in 05 and blew up immediately. They're not getting replaced until there's government action.

aw, that's really sweet and cute

>raising other peoples' kids
user, I...

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We have all kinds of bait flying, but none of it is very good

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I can without even trying.
Why do you think DARPA keeps me here, retard?

I bet if you said anything divergent from the holocaust narrative and it was getting views, they would care.

XIDF was in last thread

>darpa
i think you mean larpa

>215444469
>215444640

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Adoption is different from cuckholdry you meme guzzling retard. Adopt a white kid in need and raise it rightly

Not all White people have the physical ability to have kids. They should adopt orphaned White children.

huh, thought i had that b8 meme already. thanks for sharing, user

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61398 is here.

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they were retarded to pull this when google is about to get scrutinized for monopoly issues, but it won't matter at all. even if alphabet gets busted up and youtube becomes its own independent company, it will still be run by the same kind of faggots. there is no recourse and they arent going anywhere because they have name recognition

NO

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Are you (You) the baker that's on speed? The one who never sleeps? have a nagila my brother

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>he doesn’t know
I’ve streamed entire movies on PornHub

People eat ass? Wtf.

Like "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed"?

I don't do drugs, and I do need sleep until I finally replace the source of all degeneracy, flesh, with bionics. I am not that guy.

>eating ass caused this
HPV caused this, you absolute bell-end

MindGeek's filters are set up very differently. There's the possibility they could develop new ones, but that would take a couple years at least.

Why do you guys support Trump?

suck my big black dick the way your mother did.

No, it's a common place to dump bootlegs with privately accessible links because the streaming system works so well.

youtube.com/watch?v=IwrXT1Sg29Q

With the rampant degeneracy in today's society, this surprises you? One of the hottest tweets the other year was some kid telling Playboy Magazine on Twitter that people don't care about tits, but eat ass now

Would you put your brain in a robot body?
>What if that robot... was a NIGGER?!?

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He gave me hope. Yes there are a lot of ups and downs, but he's the best we got so far.

think he means me, the only one to have made 24 hours in a while

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CALL YOUR SENATORS RIGHT FUCKING NOW and tell them to oppose this nomination.

If any Trump advisors are lurking this thread, tell him to get his head out of his ass and STFU about banning silencers, bump stocks and now this.

Civil rights restrictions only go one way, don't be complacent.

Link to GOA alert: gunowners.org/alert53019/

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He's funny guy

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because nancy pelosi sucks nigger dicks and takes it up the ass from sand niggers.

twitter.com/JLPtalk/status/1136369443385118720

When were you when the battle of the bergs started?

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I agree with the majority of his policies so far. Sure, some I don’t approve of, but I’m not part of the plague that is single-issue voters.

Gross.

Dont try for 36. Going that long will literally ruin your life

More like the entire Batman trilogy by Nolan.

Also, need you guys to bump this thread and keep it alive

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had it been handed to me earlier i would actually have gone for that

Too many reasons to list.

Go for 36 you pussy, you won't.

>Many people with HPV don't develop any symptoms but can still infect others through sexual contact. Symptoms may include warts on the genitals or surrounding skin.

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because we almost had ww3 hildawg

>Marcia Cross says the HPV strain that caused her anal cancer is likely the same strain that led to her husband being diagnosed with throat cancer.
wait a minute...

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Yes I would.
>robot nigger
No!
You did that too?
Already did.
He doesn't need to. Eva did and now he's a hatless hobo.

>he doesn't know
"son" i...

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Meme side: TO piss off Leftists

Real side: Lower taxes, more jobs, stronger military, and to piss off leftists

Only person to have gotten close to 36 is Eva. Think about the company he would be in

>Already did.
Please see this, need to keep that thread alive as long as possible. Got work in a bit.

i once watched Saving Private Ryan on PornHub
not to be confused with Saving Ryan's Privates

>until I finally replace the source of all degeneracy, flesh, with bionics
Frank, i missed your knowledge bombs

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>Youtube attacked leftists and right wing today
>Now normies and leftist normies are waking up

>Mfw the clown world honks again once more

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Damn

They don't want to deal with the copyright issues, and Pornhubs not some panacea either you dolt

kek

>Think about the company he would be in

>would be

If I can keep myself awake long enough for that.

>tfw haven't worn a condom since I lost my virginity
>had unprotected sex with dozens of girls since then, most of whom I barely knew
>got a full STD screening, blood test and all
>came back totally clean
benis XD XDDDDDDD

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>Youtube went and silenced the CIA larpers and the communists
>Jow Forums shills taking off to attack youtube creator

Guys I got a bad feeling about this, what if this is part of the plan?

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Most sex is degenerate.

>copyright
and now every internet company costs 5% more because they need a GDPR lawyer