I don’t know who Marcia Cross is but this is one of the most degenerate headlines I’ve seen on CNN

I don’t know who Marcia Cross is but this is one of the most degenerate headlines I’ve seen on CNN

>husband gets throat cancer
>eats your ass
>you get anal cancer

How is this news?

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to be fair, i'd give her anal herpes if I were in his position.

yuck

Hold the fuck up, since when does cancer spread to others?

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HPV (that most sexually active people have) can cause cancer

30 year old boomer here.

Marcia Cross was the ginger milf on Depserate Housewives.

Can you get HPV in your ass?

This headline was more prominent than DDAY anniversary on CNN> Literally made me gag.

Seems like it.

Alright I looked it up. You dont get HPV in your ass you just get HPV. It can apparently cause anal cancer as well as cervical.

Lol the headline is written bad but I’m 99% sure it’s the other way around I think it’s saying he got throat cancer from her hpv not the other way around

>i looked it up
First time I have seen those words here in a while

Agreed. I hope I don't have to again for a while.
Neat.

You can get HPV wherever skin contact happens. Only a few strains are known to really cause cancer but they're actually very dangerous for guys.
Since the popularity of pussy eating has risen so has the rate of guys getting hpv in their throats. It's reached the point that the largest cause of throat cancer in men is now hpv so really make sure the girl doesn't have hpv if you're going to eat her out.

Or just don't do something so degenerate.
Let her suck your dick like God intended.
The fuck is anyone doing putting their tongue in a woman's bleedy hole?

this...

I think Farrah Fawcett died from the same causes.

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I knew this really pretty Latina that got HPV. I only found out because my friend and her were getting serious. She was decent enough to warn him about it. He broke up with her. Years later, the girl and I are still friends. But I can confirmed HPV Has ravaged her vajayjay. She has a lot of problems.

> does not refer to her as Kimberley on Melrose Place
the kind of 30 yo boomer you are

also the person in the pic is not Marcia Cross

>really make sure the girl doesn't have hpv if you're going to eat her out
How the hell can you tell?

Or she have her husband troat cancer by having a anus from hell.

You can't really unless they have warts obviously but then it's not the type that causes cancer. Most people who spread it have no idea that they have it.
My advice is just don't eat a girl out the first time you hook up and then later try to ask the question while making it clear that you're just concerned about the high cancer risk and that it's not a judgment of her.

Weird. Not sure if if’s the Mandela effect, but I thought Marcia Cross was a lesbian. I could remember wanting to fap to her pics once, looked up whether she was gay or not, found out she’s lesbian. Didn’t want to finish after that.

>so really make sure the girl doesn't have hpv if you're going to eat her out.
yeah except hpv is so fucking common almost every girl whose ever been sexually active has it

actually the strain of hpv that causes visible warts is usually the least likely to cause cancer. the bad ones show no outward symptoms it's like russian roulette without even knowing you're playing

>Farrah did butt stuff

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Eating box is a joy. Man up, Bitches!

genital warts, sores on the mouth, bumps, hoarse voice, she has difficulty swallowing, a lump in the throat, she has an itchy vagina, or you could ask her or give her a pap smear.

other signs to consider are strange colour hair, weird haircuts, tattoos and piercings and a willingness to talk or engage with people from a different ethnicity to her own

whats more hpv doesnt only spread through sex, any skin to skin contact can spread it along with microscopic flakes splitting from an actual wart, and finding their way on to another victim, most commonly in public pools and well most other things many humans touch with their skin. Recurring warts are probably a sign of a weak immune system which inturn is a sign of a more deeply rooted problem.

menshealth.com/health/a19532722/how-oral-sex-hpv-causes-throat-cancer/
why arent there more warnings about this!

this reminds me i was talking to an old family friend who is a nurse. She mentioned that before the various herpes were distinguishable based on the body part infected (i.e. oral and genital) but now that line has blurred.

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enjoy your throat cancer

Where did you look it up at? What's your exact source?

People here are vaccinated against it now, maybe it won't be a problem in the future

HPV can be sorted into high risk and low risk strains. The high risk ones are linked to cancer.

Low ones just cause genital warts and such.