Why aren't you wearing your (((air pods))) all day, goys?

Why aren't you wearing your (((air pods))) all day, goys?

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"Why arent you microwaving your brain all day, goy?"

>provide protection
>by lowering perception and awareness.

Liberal logic

I actually wear them often to keep the office cunts off my back while working. Never wear them outside work though.

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Apple paypigs deserve to be microwaved

I'm not searching or reading that shit. What protection?

beside all other sane reasons, a big one would be because they go flat in 3h

anyone remember that office building shooting about a year ago where some girl wandered in during open fire and didn't realize, then got shot, because she had her fucking earbuds in and no one could get through to her?

i've seen cunts drop things and i shout to them, hey you dropped something, but they got their earbuds in and can't hear me. so i let them walk away leaving their wallet or whatever on the ground. maybe a nigger will pick it up. haughty cunts get what is coming to them.

Protection from anxiety. Nervous narcissists need to stay self absorbed.

What the hell would they protect you from?

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They fry your brain. Also mind control.

Reality

I'd assume it's because people don't bother you for panhandling and etc if they think you're listening to stuff

Kind of reminds of the wife in Fahrenheit 451 who tuned out of reality altogether.

person with headphones on is the one getting robbed in baltimore. because they aren't aware

After someone ambushes you can you're lying on the ground in a pool of blood, you can use voice assistant to call the police.

>The Case for Having Ear Infections All the Time
FTFY

From white men who try to talk to you

They cause brain cancer.

Black "people" absolutely love them brw.

>inconspicuous
They are anything but. Like all Apple products, they are designed to be highly conspicuous so people can see that you're An Apple Person (tm), since that makes you better than them. AirPods in particular look like tiny dildos hanging out of your ears, like you're still practicing to be able to take the knot before you are able to shove the whole thing in there.

Why tho? Why air pods and not any other headphones or earbuds?

They look like earrings, and not even nice earrings. What type of dude walks around with earrings on?

Airpods are uncomfortable.

sauce?

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so is this just a case for wearing headphones to avoid social interactions like a sperg but with an article worded to sound like dystopian propaganda?

Because it was an article paid for by apple

This. My Chinese Bluetooth headset would randomly make subtle binaurial pitched noises and I'd feel really off after a few minutes. It's the Jews.

Is now listening to music socially awkward?

We got a nigger at work that was wearing them. Upper guys came in and seen that shit and put an end to it right then and there.

bingo.

>some nigger will pick it up
not taking it yourself, what a good goy.

Not paying 100 bucks for a set of headphones when I can get a $10 pair.

The opposite, not looking at your phone when walking or on public transport is now considered bizzare

Apple historically not a home for the tribe. Old school all white silicon valley stronghold.

I use pic related

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>pic related kurt vonneguts drawing of an asshole
>their drawing looks like an updated version
>time to be an asshole

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you probably havent noticed he has american flag

Is the same valid for headsets?

i'm not a nigger so i don't steal, ahmet. don't you have a goat to fuck?

Why not just pretend to be a vending machine?

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They hung the nigger ??