Just had a rough sex with German ex-change student

>Poland should be open country for everyone
E U R O W E E K

That's not the flag from Georgia what games are you playing?

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Nothing but since Americans get Mutt threads and blacked threads and Eurofags get Muslim threads I assume it's fair ground. But you'll have to ask the jannie overlords if that's true.

Fucking cuck

Why would you go for a german girl though? Polish woman are hot, dated one who worked here

Fake news.
I've had sex with 4 german chicks, in the 18-22 age range. They were all meh. One was even virgin (or I popped something in there and she started bleeding, don't know) and she decided it was a good call to give up her virginity to a native while she was on vacation.

They are autistic and so weird to actually understand what they are feeling at any given time.

I don‘t know I‘m touchless kissless virgin

no. I had a german girlfriend. She was one uptight bitch.

thats the reason why muslims shitskins want to fuck them

How to last longer in bed? I come pretty quick when I go fast and hard, cant keep the pace for long, have to slow down for a bit and go hard again. On and off.

You live in a country that is the size of 1-2 of our states. How is this possible?

Pics or it didnt happen

I don‘t know any cunts

i only know prostitutes because i am an incel

Not all virgins have popped cherry. If her last bf had small dick he didn’t have to break her hymen

Meds are such fucking chads Lol :D „paying gibs? Nah we will just fuck your wan instead”

I always jerk off before to last longer

>An open country for everyone

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I've heard Czech hookers are hot. just saying ...

Did she pop your cherry? You seem awful pleased with yourself to post this.

Do you guys not have online dating?

Don't we all...

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things that never happened

The cunts don‘t reply to me
I tried

>Why would a Kraut girl want to live in Poland?

I guess she was one 100 kilo ugly shortass skag

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You better marry her now, nobody here wants a racetraitor whore
and yes slavs arent white

That actress is Polish

>E U R O W E E K

Welcome to Poland Euroweek program

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>German exchange student in Poland
whats the point?

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I told you faggots that german girls look quite good and you called me a nigger

> slept with one exchange student
> best lay of his life
> pic
to be fare thou, those Green sluts are indeed quite good in bed, but never worthy to marry such a whore
t. non-Germ

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Repent, fornication & lust will land you in Hell. If you like her, marry her first and then you can lay with her however you want.

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I only had girl give me bj before

I want to

Yeah racetraitors are realy hated in Germany, it littelary 3rd Reich not some liberal, neo marxist, progressive country ruled by bankers

>and you called me a nigger

and she called you a nigger??? what a bitch

I hope you say something interesting more than just "Hi" and don't unleash your power levels till around the 3rd date.
Life isn't fair user

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I reffered to Jow Forumsacks you funny guy

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Haha, but you were ruled by those same bankers long before us, dumb goy

Hitler cleansed all the worthless genetics out and only Aryans remain.

They are hit and miss. I've had 4 german girls, and it was an even split between semen demons and mayonaise sandwiches.

I tried everything
didn‘t work
cunts just stop replying

>he had beastiality

try a goat next time, at least when they get rough you can grab them by the horns to keep them steady.

In all fields and report

Hit the gym, loose weight and you can pick up any chick you want

>They run away from the muzzlims
>Poland should be open country for everyone

you want to marry a German slut just because she took your virginity? Not because of anything else?

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Polish males are all horrendously ugly. Why is it the females are actually quite attractive on average but the males look like a rat's testicle?

Let me give you some age old wisdom, Hans:
If you keep on fishing, you're bound to catch something.

The worst thing you can do is allow yourself to feel defeated. Keep trying, even on girls you think are out of your league. Especially on girls who you think are out of your league.

The German language is one of the most heinously unsexy boner killing noises I can think of. That's the last shit I would want to hear while trying to get it on.

Most german girls I met were very unsexy, like they all had that kind of autistic bitchy judgemental look on their face. Not really the "funny easy going" kind of girls.
The few attractive german girls I've met all came from southern Germany.

Well no, Poland was never ruled, or heavily infulenced by International neoliberal/marxist elite. Poland was home to big, but rather poor and simple jewish community. Ofc they should be forced to leave this land, most of them were reseatled to Poland under Russian occupation. Germany on the other hand while repressing common kikes, was always ruled by Jewish elite and was their Faithfull dog trought the ages. The goal of Germany was to create the state of Israel, and it was acheived. Ofc right now we are all ruled by them, so that doesnt matter

Read books

International neoliberal/marxist jewish elite*

You're an American idiot whose only contact with German has been CoD. Listen to this very brutal war song.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=nm4ZaNxF7Ys

Nah, german is quite good. Its sounds like a language born on a battlefield

If you want her to call you führer you must ride her and pull her hair

She’s cute and we’re both good looking. Maybe I even fell in love? But I won’t admit it because I’m a man

german war songs are the best no joke

youtu.be/1FUxefT7WmA

Based
Only nigs think slavs are white.

Well done OP, you contributed to social degeneration in our own unique way! You can now proudly label yourself as contributing to European downfall.

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How does every German joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

thats the dream

Only germanic "men" are white

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Fornication is a sin

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Use pic related

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Have sex

send cute german gf pls

Is it true that they are smelly af? And i dont mean down there but in general
I have hard they lack hygiene

The ones with daddy issues are.
t. Also fucked a German Erasmus student.

any pics of her germanic milkers?

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Swedish girls lack hygiene, we had Swedish exchange students in my town, they littelary did not wash. From my experience german girls are mostly ok

germans shower every day in general. Only really trash woman would lack hygiene.

>arę all Krautgirls this fucking wild in bed??
They are breddy gud actually, not at all as demanding that you do all the work as Swedish girls or boring as Polish girls.

I did, 3 years later now im engaged and she will make a great wife.

He probably has an invasor fetish.

Just being curious cuz my cousin told me once that europeans dont wash daily

>cunts just stop replying
>If you keep on fishing, you're bound to catch something.

Yeah, Hans. That American wosdome lord is right. Is't alll about the statistics and your personal laziness. I could have tell you so many happy end stories but Im too lazy to type it, so you gotta belive my words anyway. 100 calls, 90 will fuck off you, 5 will come to a date. 4 would never return, the last you bang. The primary count depends on varios things such as how you look, speak and act. But ANYWAY even you are the last man on Earth - a 100 rule allways works.

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Woah a pollack that is actually redpilled on ww2. Forgive me but usually your flag is spewing either bullshit in support of jewish leftist politics (communism) or jewish rightwing politics (national socialism). You seem to have been able to see history for what actually happened.

>215610348
I didn't say I have a problem with the language in general, just specifically coming out of the mouth of a woman when it's supposed to be sexy time.

Germans girls have the full bush. Disgusting.

>Just had a rough sex with German ex-change student
Who got raped?
You?
>Best lay in my life no joke arę all Krautgirls this fucking wild in bed??
Only when a Polish guy walks into her chamber.

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>look guys I had sex!
/thread
Fake and Cringe

>Poland should be open country for everyone
If you say so.

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>ex-change student
You don't put the "-" in there, it' just exchange.

It was, conquering Keltoi and Sklaven

can you folks even fly those flags without having your ass kicked by Antifa?

Kek

Is that because all German jokes are racist?

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i think the stereotype comes from the fact german women dont shave their armpits

>Polon'd.com

Keep up the good work Casimir.

>t. Söyboy
Full bush is hot as fuck

Sure you did.

Fucked a fat German woman once. I must say, she was pretty wild and quite dominating.