Brit/pol/ - Britain gone Bonkers edition

>Boris Johnson £350m claim case thrown out by judges
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48554853

>Theresa May officially steps down as Tory leader
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48550452

>Jeremy Corbyn shrugs off referendum calls after byelection win
theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/07/jeremy-corbyn-shrugs-off-referendum-calls-after-byelection-win

>Dad bemused as 'joyless hag' nurse kicks him out of delivery room for rude joke
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dad-bemused-joyless-hag-nurse-16461674

Attached: _107286647_9c1384df-66d2-4cd9-9428-db20e7d0b67b.jpg (660x879, 118K)

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/georgegalloway
twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1125427239854706688
youtube.com/watch?v=i8bECAHIgNQ
twitter.com/IanAustinMP/status/1137054243221884931
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Mmm bread

George Galloway may have lost his radio show, but he will be doing a totally 'unleashed' radio show live on YT in 10 minutes
I think we can all guess who he's going to go after......!
twitter.com/georgegalloway

Biggest cunt in politics as of today?

Though it was Chris-chan at first.

I managed to lick to tip of my own dick.

Attached: soy.jpg (300x359, 44K)

David Lammy ngl just look at that big ugly nigger face

Soubry

Jo Swinson

Attached: 4636434364636.jpg (915x479, 133K)

>times title: how britain went bonkers

>times picture: race mixing royalty

wtf.

>Brexit
>White EU Immigrations goes down
>Non-white non-EU Immigration goes up

Why are Guardian/lefties so against all the diversity we're about to get?

Attached: 46246462426.jpg (1898x1640, 345K)

spamming this image because it straddled the new thread announcement

Attached: 1559929682627.png (675x314, 60K)

I like how Prince Phillip is driving

i keep having a reoccurring dream where i can suck my own dick, it's weird as fuck

Faggot.

Attached: 5C992ECE-F07D-4419-9F9C-4D800BE133ED.jpg (333x493, 102K)

Just heard war graves got destroyed in Bradistan. Pretty pissed off lads

Attached: 588684648686.jpg (640x480, 94K)

Imagine how things were only five years ago. Fuck, even the BNP was still around. Dying quickly, but around.

Attached: 1493490738700.png (345x283, 5K)

Imagine the fun the EU is going to have when Turkey joins and gets free movement. Ooofff.

there is only one correct answer

Attached: 603002cedad7d4558c228be089622166.png (740x794, 705K)

lauren looks peng with her mouth taped

Attached: 46462462634624.jpg (622x572, 111K)

I managed to suck my foreskin once really hurt my neck tho

Attached: osaka.png (980x1200, 236K)

A MASSIVE cheer goes up as Nigel takes down ambitions of a European army,
>"I'd rather put the future trust and security of this country with the 5 EYES, and America with NATO than any EU army led by Brussels."
twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1125427239854706688

Attached: 56356346578.jpg (620x387, 47K)

what's the point of trying? probably feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked

>tfw someone makes a new thread early because they don't want the OP to be pro Brexit Party

Attached: meme.jpg (511x512, 69K)

i said women are shit at footeh simple as

Attached: 1536181576790.png (298x486, 36K)

They don't seem very interested in joining anymore. A shame, Boris and call me Dave campaigned hard for them to join the EU.

Not to worry though, we will no doubt loosen visa rules for a trade deal - so more kebabs for us.

Oh I'm sure it was mindless yobs.

>peng

Fuck off wog

i assumed it'd be better than my hand

Attached: 12.jpg (1280x720, 91K)

>peng

Attached: johnandyoko.jpg (762x365, 42K)

Lads, what did Aston Martin mean by this?

Attached: astonwrt.png (577x627, 373K)

fair play

lel how bad must it feel to know you've ruined your entire political career so early on?

This is what you look like

Attached: C9507E2A-4764-4D09-8E0F-396A8BAFA50A.jpg (600x400, 40K)

I'm actually borderline socialist when it comes to economics, but nothing winds me up more than these left-wing numpties going on about "solidarity" every ten minutes. "Solidarity with gilets jaunes... Solidarity with trannies.... Solidarity with train drivers". Jesus Christ lads just give it a rest, it's essentially meaningless.

Fuck off mate, it's his turn.

you only shag decrepit pensioners and it shows

>aston martin marketing posting in brit/pol/

bruh.

sweet bait, hope you get someone to bite

Jo Cox

i dont want to give him (you)s, but whats with the guy who only posts the same 5 things EVERY thread. is it a bot? i dont come here too often

it wasn't supposed to be like this
David Miliband was supposed to win the leadership in 2010 and make him home secretary so he can go on to become Britain's first tinge Prime Minister

this isn't RIGHT

>he says as he bites hard

Seconding this user's answer.

Look at the fucking state of this cunt.
>muh ethnic food markets
This is what London smug idiots consider to be the pinnacle of living; posing in front of other smug cunts and over-paying for posh kebabs (i.e. small kebabs with different names) and occasionally having their bags and wallets nicked by the local diversity.
But worst of all, in The Alternative's launching image, we can see a South Africa flag and a Jamaica flag and what looks like a Colombian flag.
No England or UK flag of course, that would be racist.

Marxist socialism is gay. Hitler's socialism is the only acceptable form of socialism even if he was an idiot sometimes.

Cokenigger?

wasn't tuff enuff.

Attached: 53235352325253.jpg (698x604, 111K)

stop bullying me, it's 2019 and you're not allowed anymore

Attached: soy.png (507x459, 208K)

Attached: EF1F0365-F12C-495A-A25E-4AC358666A03.jpg (321x400, 120K)

Sadiq. I actually get a little angry when I see his face, the rest don’t really bother me that much.

bike seat sniffer

Attached: 26464464646.jpg (557x405, 62K)

Attached: 7544545454.jpg (521x463, 100K)

Attached: ds.jpg (554x458, 96K)

will have to update my cuk meme folder

Attached: cuc.png (771x1028, 372K)

Sloppy job Nigel!

Attached: 26.jpg (682x682, 114K)

the one who posts the same shit about farage being a pawn of the jews

>tfw you start realising since 1945 all major political messages have been entirely vacuous and designed only to be emotionally appealing.

window licker

Wouldn't ever need a woman again would ya?
You're just jealous that you're belly is too big for you to do it.
rekt my back between my shoulder blades like.

Attached: bot.png (540x826, 1022K)

Not enough Londoners on that bus.

tl;dr

he right royally fucked himself over

Attached: 12192452-6916027-image-a-12_1555074952780.jpg (962x724, 199K)

Does he refer to people as virgins and LARPcels? If so it's the cokeposter.
He's a latter-day Socrates, challenging people in the agora of /britpol/ to confront the uncomfortable questions in life. Some of you may disagree but I think we'll all be poorer when he inevitably overdoses.

Oh right, yeah it's a bot probably

would have been more relevant if they had a lesbian couple having the shit kicked out of them by 4 nigs on the top floor.

Why does this general always have to have at least one stupid gimmick thats posted again and again every thread?
No one cares

Lads, I need help, I almost managed to crack one off to this saucy Liberal. Only had to switch to interracial tranny porn right at the end.

Attached: 1200px-Official_portrait_of_Jo_Swinson_crop_2.jpg (1200x1600, 387K)

On a train to London atm. I don’t like it. Send me back to my ethnically homogenous place.

corr pengkino

>off to London
you are off to an ethnically homogenous place.

Three leadership contests this month - what do you lads reckon?

Tories: BoJo will win (want Raab though)
LibDems: Jo Swinson will win (both candidates are equally shite)
UKIP: Who gives a fuck but Mike Hookem should snatch it cause he's pretty much the only poor bastard still standing

Quality bants mate. Seriously though, this is depressing as fuck.

I’ve met her a few times kek

She gave me a prize in school.

probably bot

dont worry we wont bite

Attached: 1558978343637.png (662x478, 22K)

I have that, it's always very disappointing when I wake up. I also have dreams where I can fly, but only about two feet off the ground, like a really long long jump.

Attached: gavinhawk.jpg (935x599, 114K)

you'd think she would have tucked her teeth in for her MP portrait photo

instagram normie comments are so cringe

why didn't any of you tell me that we have a new starkey malarkey

youtube.com/watch?v=i8bECAHIgNQ

Antisemitism brings communities together. Corbyn knew exactly what he was saying.

twitter.com/IanAustinMP/status/1137054243221884931

Solidarity with the gilets jaunes seems to be in pretty short supply for most left-wingers, only the Lexit crowd are interested

Attached: itshappening2.jpg (1599x899, 183K)

>he doesn't know spain is a british colony

Attached: maxresdefault[1].jpg (1280x720, 286K)

>reveals self

Attached: flamen.jpg (734x258, 76K)

I got pizza and a bottle of cider for tea, lads.

Attached: Apu Pizza.gif (530x360, 158K)

>british """"""culture""""""
Literal America tier if not worse. You should be ashamed of yourselves

reminder that breixt will never actually happen and even if it does you'll just end up as an EU province or, even worse, external territory.

Yeah those are the ones who I generally like but who nonetheless piss me off with this stuff. I support them myself, I just hate the cringeworthy "solidarity" phrase. Had to unfollow Eddie Dempsey because of it desu

It was posted here a few weeks ago user, two waspish old queens talking about Brexit, well worth a watch. I quite like Peter Whittle's channel.

>supporting the orange masons.

weird way to spell juche socialism

congrats user, did you win any byelections though

Attached: A25A9996.jpg (620x342, 50K)

pierre is seething because his only colony is filled to the brim with angry niggers

Attached: TELEMMGLPICT000144850411_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqpVlberWd9EgFPZtcLiMQfyf2A9a6I9YchsjMeADBa08[1].jpg (480x300, 32K)

what a bunch of mongs lol