Brit/pol/ - Popping down the pub edition

>Boris Johnson £350m claim case thrown out by judges
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48554853

>Theresa May officially steps down as Tory leader
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48550452

>Jeremy Corbyn shrugs off referendum calls after byelection win
theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/07/jeremy-corbyn-shrugs-off-referendum-calls-after-byelection-win

>Dad bemused as 'joyless hag' nurse kicks him out of delivery room for rude joke
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dad-bemused-joyless-hag-nurse-16461674

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twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1136946918268030976
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48547524
old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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YEEEEEHAAAAAW

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Who's the guy top right?

nice pic, thank fuck that pretentious pair of ballbags, Philip and holly aren't in it. I fucking hate those two cunts

ok lads, it's time for a game of "guess the post-industrial shit hole". you have unlimited guesses and i will be updating with more pictures throughout the thread. i'll answer any questions i think won't give it away too much. no cheating. good luck.

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> Gay couple beaten up for refusing to kiss for men’s entertainment
metro.co.uk/2019/06/07/gay-couple-beaten-refusing-kiss-mens-entertainment-9854367

Apologise

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Crewe

get rkt fggts

Ethan

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The person who did that is a fucking horrible person.

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gay

>increased from 1488
top kek

May looks so upset, i wish i could comfort her. MAybe i could fuck her in the ass

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>implying you wouldn't lay a beatdown on some uppity feminist rugmunchers

Somewhere southeast of Manchester?

"the person" was a muzzie, mark my words

Who?

this

no

aren't gay female relationships usually really violent though

>miserable dykes failing to provide the only service they have to do since they decided to be childless cunts instead
>get walloped
Shamefur dispray

Will the mayor of London be held accountable for this? He is to blame for the rising crime. How can he be so awful?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-44299561

Mair says he was radicalised by WN and Eddie

next time redact the street name you blithering imbecile.

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or you could just google it

Which of the manifold Brit/pol trolls are creations of a single poster?

the absolute state of anons generally

everyone on brit/pol/ is a glowie. except you. and me.

He's to busy attempting to ban Trump from the UK for the 75th year anniversary since D-Day because he has different politics to him.
>youtube.com/watch?v=W9zEnCHWz9I
Boris doesent seem so bad now

and me

To be fair mate your game was too easy to cheat. You'd never know if it was a legit guess or not.
Gotta redact all the obvious giveaways or it's not a real autism test.

I keep getting cross street neighbours who sit out front and look directly at my fucking window. Like what the fuck this is insane. He's been sat there for 3 hours just looking at me. I'm so fucking unlucky

i'll try harder next time.

Lads I've had a thought. As always with Trump its not what he talked about it's what he didn't talk about. What if part of his deal isn't the NHS, but sucking us in to a war with Iran in the name of Israel

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>doctor
Let me guess, it'll be a PhD in some useless subject like women's studies.
Just like that slav cunt the cuckistani was parading about the other day, who turned out to have a doctorate in Eastern European Studies and was working in a Uni's EES department - aka completely useless

There was never just one, it was just funny to indulge in the fantasy of one super-human troll

>'We' think diversity is not a weakness. It is a strength
>We respect women and 'we' think that they're equal to men

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>Dianne abbott will never do ASMR

why live?

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Who cares? I'm bored, could do with a good war, be nice to read about something other than Brexit on the daily.

No wars for Israel is an unironic upside of having Corbyn as PM

Hmmmm...

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That ethan thing is pretty cringe desu, Is he in prison?

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>Only Weak Men Fear Strong Women
wouldn't weak women fear strong women then? I mean our entire physiology is based on men as hunter gatherers and women as carers to the extent only women can bear children.

Also the bitchiness amongst women is worse than any man could cope with

First channel I've seen in a while that didn't have comments disabled

WTF I LOVE CORBYN NOW

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Exactly what I thought.

>Melania added: ‘The next thing I remember was Chris in the middle of them and they were beating her.
>‘I didn’t think about it and went in. I was pulling her back and trying to defend her so they started beating me up.
anything that starts " the next thing i remember" is false.

Absolute prick
All he does is say normal morales and pretends Trump is a sexist racist pig.

VOTE TORY
GET LABOUR

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Oh shit, he didnt talk about aliens with probes and tubs of space lube either.

Pube = cokeposter. Pretty sure all the tedposters are one serious autist.

Some kind of mental hospital prison I think

I wish. He's not even antisemitic, he just hates Israel because it's kicking the shit out of the Palestinians and his mates in Hamas. Much of the Left shares that exact same sentiment.

youtube.com/watch?v=SDsgfhXBJ74

Blue Van Man rocking the Monster Drink with Uncky Steve.

youtube.com/watch?v=yjj4oEMBlLM

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Is that Putin on the right?

you know who else was an antisemetic european leader?
Hitler J Einsenhower or whatever hitlers name was

>voting tory in a by-election that is literally meaningless other than making a point about brexit before the general election next year or earlier

literally what the fuck

Mair thought ethan was wn. Reckoned he went round to see his mum. I have visions of mair turning up at some random old biddies houes and trying to tell her it was all eddies fault...

kek.
Can't un-see now.

>buzzwords

Where ma nigga Rimmer at?

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Well, this is comfy.

indeed

SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW THRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD

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friday night, everyone's out clubbing.
HAHAHAHAH

He did a livestream earlier with a kebab and a beer.

youtube.com/watch?v=7wunBEZlGGA

i don't know how they people don't get bored of it after a few years. yes, obviously i don't get invited anymore.

My ftm friend from primary school has professed their love for me. I like them too. Is this gay? They kissed me on the cheek when we’re watching a film in bed. Am I gay? They don’t take hormones or surgery. Is this gay?

>Sally Challen: No fresh trial over husband murder
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-48554239
She finally got justice

It's funny how they never describe what the men looked like when it becomes blatantly obvious that it was a bunch of smelly pakis.

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Yeah probably
If you're not gay you should probably stop.

It's only gay if you keep both feet on the floor when you're having sex

Is she cute?
Fuck the man out of her and turn her into a loyal housewife and make babies with her

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It's kind of wierd, why mention gender even, if they're gonna start playing those games

I’m not gay. I don’t like cock. They don’t have a cock, but are legally a male. Am I gay?

Call the police.

Are they a modern sissy man? She might make a lovely wife if she is

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i think i've solved this
>when they noticed they were a couple
they were snogging on the bus home
>they were violenty attacked
Chris woman stands up after a bunch of lads are calling out the fact they are lezzies making out on the bus
>fuck off you bunch of cunts
oh she's a firey one beter keep her on a leash
>how about i keep you on a leash
*hits one of them in the face
>how about now you bunch of vigins
*hits another guy in the face
>you feel like men now eh?
*cuts one in the forehead with her nails
*starts hitting another in the eyes and face
guy punches her back
*Melania starts cutting him with her nails in a slap fight
>FUCK HIM UP CHRIS
*guy punches then to stop getting hit and cut in the head

>OMG THIS IS RAPE

You fucks have sharia courts?
How cucked can one nation be? Jesus christ get a hold of yourself god save your demented queen london bridge is burning

Yuck. Knew a ftm and she was like a sissy chav boy. Had a girl voice and probably a vagina but was easily mistake for a runty male otherwise. Felt bad for her though, messed up home life is what leads to things like that.

If it's anything like that you're still a bit of a poof mate.

I wonder what it was about Lisa "Theresa May has zionist slave masters" Forbes that Corbyn liked so much...?

twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1136946918268030976

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Does it have (real/natural) tits and vag? If so then it's a woman even if it thinks it's a man so not gay imo

Basically a tomboy

>Boris Johnson £350m claim case thrown out by judges
Fucking based.

>tfw no tomboy gf

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Post pics

>BBC confirms first Tory leadership debate
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48547524

Mark your diaries lads. Tuesday 18th, 8.00pm

What's the point if members can only vote for 2 of them?

is old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/ 245,337 readers, the most insane place on earth.

It's a legit thing to say if you got concussion tbf

I sometimes find some pro-Brexit opinions on ukpolitics, but Jow Forumsuk? Forget it, it's an insane asylum like Jow Forumspolitics.

>No swelling
>Poses for a pic

Yeah, looks a bit iffy to me, the first thing I would do if I was bleeding like that is get some fucking first aid, not lemme take a selfie.

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