Mascuvirgins BITFO'D

Mascuvirgins BITFO'D

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Imagine going to these lengths to justify your thirst for fat girls.

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i like the chubby ones too but i'm not going to write a fucking essay about it
that girl isn't even all that fat

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If her tits extend out further than her gut, she's not fat. That's the rule man.

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My father always told me that a girl having big tits cause she's fat is like having a fast car cause it's falling off a cliff.

Don't really care desu. Fat women aren't my thing.

She left him soon after his try hard virtue signaling for announcing to the world he thinks his wife is beautiful, even though she's fat. God I hate this generation and social media.

He’s wearing pastel colors and has the posture of a faggot. I am guessing his gf found compromising gay pics of him and he posted this to make her happy.

Kek this dude is being more sexist than the people he's criticizing.

Cringe to be talking about his wife like that.
What a miserable faggot he has to be to be feeling like he has to justify marrying a perfectly decent looking thot.

>love us for who we are, bigot!
>i only date 6' tall men, loser
pottery

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so what was his excuse for diving face first into your mom's pimply gunt and darkened inner thighs twice a month like it's taco tuesday?

holy kek

If my wife ever got that fat I'd divorce her.

Lol he negged her so hard Literally said

>I loves muh baby girl even thou she fat, Im just cool that way.

to the world

...

Whelp, he's gay.

>Imagine going to these lengths to justify your thirst for fat girls.
>Imagine going to these lengths to justify your cope for fat girls.

At least he’s not a faggot.

>1 post by this id

This guy is gayer than the average fudgepacker.

That guys gay for sure. Pink summer outfit, gay haircut virtue signaling.

He will give her babies and hook up in public restrooms

Your dad is good at making analogies user

I beat myself up for not being forgiving enough about overweight women and I legit think she's hot (from the photo at least), she's a healthier weight than most of my matches on match.com, and this guy gets a trophy for hitting that? I dunno what to think.

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checked
>tpw your wife opens your fb account

Straight up, there is nothing sexier than a woman dying of a heart attack.

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my sides

So basically he just made a long-winded post calling his girlfriend fat? Ouch

That's healthy not fat.

CKKEKCUC

Best he pee's sitting down and mentions "My wife's son"more times then he can recall

Whale hunters have a fetish, cant really hate them for it. Shes not even that fat compared to the women the incels on here call thicc lmao.

Yeah pretty much lol

Not surprised that she left him. Once you start kissing a girl's ass and putting her on a pedestal, she'll think that she's too good for you and trade up.
No good ever came from inflating a woman's ego.

He is.

Not surprised that she left him. Once you start kissing a girl's ass and putting her on a pedestal, she'll think that she's too good for you and trade up.
No good ever came from inflating a woman's ego.

Checked

Fucking kek, based Dad.

OP here.
Of all the threads I posted only to let marinate and return to this is by far the best.

Now I'm laughing like a retard in public.

Thanks guys.

She's not fat though

Whites that say """booty""" should be killed.

I know who this is
My wife follows the chick on instagram
Dude's a wigger
He made a rap video about his wife/curvy chicks.

I knew Jow Forums was infested with bots before, but this is getting ridiculous

Dad of all Dads

>She's not fat though

She is fat. You live among morbidly obese people, that's why you see common fatties as 'normal'.

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When my wife got fat I stopped paying attention to her, and gave her no affection. She got the picture and bought a spin bike and went on a restrictive diet and has lost a shit load of weight. I started leaving the house with her again and she said "oh so you only love me when I'm not chubby" and I said "who said you still arent chubby". This is how you handle a girl who wants to let herself go.

Hey look i married a fat bitch

The numbers don't lie

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Skinny girls aren't worth it imo.
>They get so much attention from other men they develop shitty personalities
>They aren't fun to fuck and they barely want to fuck
>Will run off to another man the minute things get hard

Where a slightly bigger girl with a pretty face will be loyal and fuck your brains out when ever you want it.

Give me the sweet architect posting, fags.

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Really cool picture but what the fuck is that painting in the background? It's like some guy hanging himself with a pool of blood under his feet.

>women: don't bother to improve your health or lifestyle because some thirsty beta will take you anyway

is what i'm hearing

Skinny fat beta lands a fat girl.

chubby chasers btfoed

and why is the bear trying to cover its eyes?

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And the baby has a terrified look on its face. This just went from kinda sweet to subtly fucked up in just a few seconds.

Why did his wife make this Facebook post on his account? No man would ever write anything as long winded as that. Christ.

He's just making an excuse for dating down and ruining the market as a whole.

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