OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD

hell yeah

this shit is fake and gay.
zoomers were a mistake

isn't this basically just Cops but with a different name?

COPS was never a LIVE show.
>this is tho

Cockslammer1488 should be streaming. He's been the single best host since LivePDAnon stopped hosting.

mother fuckin F

>dan give this man a batman shoutout.

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>tfw niggerhoop and niggerchase at the same time
What do?

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>"you wanna see my double d's?"

both

Worlds smartest dad reporting for duty

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herro

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Williamson County reporting in

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>rabb.it/BASED-BOOMER-STREAM
He's the worst.

You a Golden State fag?

What, you hate cockslammer?

THEY GOT HAM MAN

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>4:20 hat
nothing of value was lost

Take that back

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>cockslammer
the fag that literally will stream BLACKED.COM just to fuck with everyone watching his stream

thats gonna be a big yikes from me on this one

Are you niggas watching the rerun from last month? Why dont I remember these?

yeah, 19min until new episode

Details from Ham Man's latest arrest.

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He looks really happy at least. Must be ham day in the jail.

kek "Top 5 Prolific Offender" No wonder he's been on Live PD twice.

Lucky43113 is the man. Based UFO redneck.

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I thought he was turning his life around

SHOUTOUT TO HONKLERS BUNKER

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rare ham man

sup gypsy

He just wanted a ham sammich

Dallasfag reporting in. Got my slippers on and a bottle of Jack. Where my comfy lads at?

Fuck off barley

I bet he dindu nuffin

Comfy in NW Pa

Austin reporting in

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This dude wearing that Hollywood cop hat.

so far the best uniforms we've seen on the show

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stop using this POLICE CHASE image fagget

got my cozy shorts on and a cold beer

good to go

Stupid fucking hat tho

Why do they need so many people in the control centre?

poor dude with the eyebrow tattoos was just looking for a lighter for his Marlboro

I hope they beat faggots and dykes for fudge packer month

tax write offs by employing coloreds.

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Truth.

I like the 50s era cross body suspender support, bu the hat is terrible

I can't wait for Sticks to talk about his asshole tattoo.

Is-is Tom wearing a proud boys shirt?

A canine dog, you stupid nigger

Because they have to mix audio and video from 32 different cameras spread out all over the country?

those hats are kino.
you have outted yourself as a zoomer.

cuckeapolis reporting, drinking my spotted cow

Inb4 alert

Rest of the uni is kino

That is one smart looking cap. I dig it.

New negro term
>slow rolling

Kennedy
>"he slow rolled us"

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northeast NEET checking in

Far from it. I'm an oldfag

the dog always alerts if the handler wants it to. The handler can make a click with his tongue and get the dog to alert

New Mexico seems pretty hot for long sleeves and leather gloves

(X) doubt

That Sante Fe cop looking like he belongs with the village people

Loos like he wants to be a bikerfag cop

Yea crj teaches this but we both knew nigger had weed one thing this show teaches you DONT SMOKE WEED IN TEXAS

>Kennedy back at pot stop
Get a life

Imagine going to jail for possessing a plant

uhhhh who's streaming it? The link for the main one isn't open yet

I wish I was a zoomer, I would have taken better care of myself if I had another chance

High of 80 today.

>not to bad for a slow roasted pig

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7 warrants... you done goof'd

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Kennedy is fucking hilarious even when he's not trying to be. Fucking love that man.

FETISH PEE

blame the white many from many many years ago.

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First time I heard Dan crack up.

YOU MADE ME BLUSH

selling clean urine in Killeen really is a thing.

Army Fags need to be able to pass a piss test

ROASTY TIME

PEEPEE

brb, headed to Killeen for fetish urine

Is it legal to sell pee?

That shit is sold in every town.

And fucking Dan made a good joke. The mood is so much better without Sadsack on the desk. We're in for a comparatively great episode.

what graduation is this lady coming from?

Brown? URI?

Just don't drive around with a bunch in your car

It depends. It's usually illegal to sell pee for the purpose of evading a drug test

Holy shit it really is a proud boys shirt. Is Tom based?

Piss fetish nigger arrested for felonies.

It's faggotnigger #1

heres the thing, its legal to sell it but it isnt legal to possess it.
the laws are currently fucked on it

>Downtown Danny Brown hittin the twatter hard tonight.

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