Any viable alternative candidates who aren't going to be promoting sodomy and World War 3 ?
2020 Trump Alternatives
Evan Long
Charles Scott
No.
Daniel Miller
Kevin Rivera
>Alternative to Trump
Enjoy your weenie roast nigger.
Jaxon Brown
Surely not gonna be some retard with a skullet.
True story, my buddy and I were playing a round at the Golden Valley country club. We have a cart, we come up on some long haired hippy walking his round. It is Jesse the retard. We stop to talk to him agree to let him join us but he had the ride on the back of the cart by the clubs. Guy used a 7 iron pretty much every shot, even putted with it a couple times. He had some terrible Mexican brick weed he offered us, we smoked him up with some real shit, guy went mental. Like more mental than normal. We realize this guy had only ever smoked swag.
On like the 16th hole he just disappeared
Juan Lewis
Donald Trump Jr.
Sebastian Rivera
cool story bro
List to chose from:
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Aaron Ortiz
Literally anyone is better than trump at this point. I think his only real chance of getting primaried is an establishment running since all the magatards won't be abandoning him anyway so a populist candidate won't draw them away and won't bring out many of the never trumpers. I think maybe someone like Mitt Romney could get primary the cheto. Maybe if we apologized to Jeb, he'll consider another run. America is finished. It's going to become brown no matter who is president, so we might as well have someone who isn't a literal retard in the office. He doesn't stand a chance against the dems anyway, so we'll probably have whoever they run as president. Thank God!
Owen Hernandez
Meme in JEB.
Thomas Adams
you already know the vibes
Logan Harris
I saw Jesse Ventura at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Connor Myers
President Donald J. Trump looks like a great alternative.
Daniel Lopez
this always makes me laugh
Kayden Russell
>Ricardo
Thomas Moore
I so hope this is a real story.
Daniel Turner
newfag
Camden Baker
One of these might be the best choice:
>CONSTITUTION PARTY:
>Don Blankenship (West Virginia)
>Scott Bradley (Utah)
>Darrell Castle (Tennessee)
>Scott Copeland (Texas)
Mason Rogers
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Ryder Price
Apu!
Joseph Ross
Yeah, fuck Trump. He's talking about banning suppressors. Not on my fucking watch.
Caleb Carter
>Split the Republican vote so the liberals win
Nope. Fuck off kike shill.
Jacob Bailey
>have no principles then wonder why your politicians don't have principles either
People get the leaders they deserve.
Juan Nelson
i like don blankenship but he couldnt even win in west virginia
Jaxson Barnes
Trump derailed Blankenship's Senate campaign, just like he unfairly did to Roy Moore.
Lincoln Green
only one person I can think of
Xavier Hernandez
I'm a single issue voter. I vote in favor of 2nd amendment rights, period. I was under the impression that Trump would be the best choice so I voted for him, but since he's been in office we've had several serious losses, several of which he outright supported. I love that this guy triggers leftists and liberals and shitskins, and the entire world is a huge salt mine because of him, but despite the premium keks we got (and will continue to get) out of this, I don't know if I could morally vote for someone who has banned bumpstocks and is "thinking about" banning suppressors. This fucker got the NRA endorsement, a massive portion of his voting base is gun owners, what the fuck is he thinking?
Who IS on our side these days? Who's running who actually gives a serious shit about 2nd amendment rights, enough to actually fight for them? Having presidents who aren't actually passionate about constitutional rights just isn't enough anymore. Now that the shitlibs are cooking up more treasonous antigun bullshit more than ever, we need a man in office who isn't gonna say "eh whatever" to absurd gun control laws, we need a man who's gonna say "fuck no, absolutely not, the second amendment SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED".
Leo Perez
Constitutional Party:
>Gun Control
>The 2nd Amendment strictly limits any interference with gun ownership by saying:
>“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
>The right to bear arms is inherent in the right of self-defense, defense of the family, and defense against tyranny, conferred on the individual and the community by our Creator to safeguard life, liberty, and property, as well as to help preserve the independence of the nation.
>The right to keep and bear arms is guaranteed by the Second Amendment to the Constitution; it may not properly be infringed upon or denied.
>The Constitution Party upholds the right of the citizen to keep and bear arms. We oppose attempts to prohibit ownership of guns by law-abiding citizens, and stand against all laws which would require the registration of guns or ammunition.
>We emphasize that when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have them. In such circumstances, the peaceful citizen’s protection against the criminal would be seriously jeopardized.
>We call for the repeal of all federal firearms legislation, beginning with Federal Firearms Act of 1968.
>We call for the rescinding of all executive orders, the prohibition of any future executive orders, and the prohibition of treaty ratification which would in any way limit the right to keep and bear arms.
>To further ensure the safety of the American people and their families, we propose the elimination of all government designated “Gun Free Zones”, including military bases.
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