I am become chad, the destroyer of pussy

after lurking for so long, becoming redpilled, eating right, cardio and lifting, im a chad and im outta here. more important things than shitposting to do. ive got some stacys on my tinder now, later bros

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Have sex

Have sex larping incel

>says he’a chad
>says he’s talking to girls on tinder
>posting on Jow Forums Friday night

>215668003
>215668105
ok, u’s

don't forget to write, faggot

>Tfw actually a Chad
Kill all Jewish and israeli children

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>tinder

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ruger 308?
also based. jews have outstayed their welcome on this planet.

>am loser for years
>get gf
>inspires me to do better at life
>become chad
>suddenly get looks from girls everywhere
>girls straight up flirting with me
>even a couple right in front of my gf
>am in committed relationship at age 27
>never got to chad it up and slay poon
>dont wanna lose my loyal awesome gf

god is laughing at me bros, i finally become a chad and cant do anything with my new chad aura.

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Get a wife degenerate

Don't be a fucking stranger

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You fucking faggot just fuck other girls what are you stupid.

and lose a good loyal wife material gf? idk m8.

Lol women can smell pussy on you user. Women always show attention to people who are regularly getting laid. It’s why so many men in relationships cheat.

Permavirgin here. The quest for pussy is a pointless exercise in frustration if you lack Chad potential, but if it worked for you, great.

could also be nofap, i heard lots of guys say soon as they did nofap for a month or two they give off a different aura. even a woman confirmed it saying there was his less than attractive guy she felt attraction for but soon as he got addicted to porn she felt repulsed by him.

Loyal woman are rare and most women are driven by a mixture of 3 emotions:
1 a sort of lust they confuse for love
2 basic jealousy
3 neurotic insecurity

Your drive to conquer fresh pooh should be sublimated into providing good food and strong children to a good woman. Don't throw away a good thing. I've met the men who did - they are old cat ladies except instead of wine and cats it's whiskey and porn.

Don't be a degenerate. If your gf isn't being bad to you then keep it that way.

makes sense to me.

cheers for sobering my mind lads.

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>saudi wrestler guy from HWNDU
>OP
>Me

I had a rude but eye opening event last week which has put me on a path to be better. Yesterday a blonde thot gave me a three second stare down while I was on my way home from work (no more neet) I'm no Chad yet, but I have been working hard and feeling confident. Also, no fap in the past two weeks.

G'night, see you tomorrow.

This guy gets it.

It's always going to be like this. Whenever I had an attractive gf, I would immediately become attractive to other women. It's how they are.
Instead of being an incel with no options, you now are given the choice of either being a degenerate asshole, or being an actual man loyal to his woman. It's not loyalty if there's no incentive to betray.

Wait until marriage, faggot. Don't waste your time on worthless whores

>It's not loyalty if there's no incentive to betray.

simple yet very insightful.

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Why the fuck would they both shit into the same spot? At least use a bag or something.

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Nofap is a meme that will make you prematurely ejaculate. I’m telling you, women smell pussy and get territorial. Fuck your girlfriend in the morning and don’t shower and go out. See how women behave toward you.

>wanting your cake and eating it too

fuck yourself user

So I have to get a prostitute and bag her without showing then I can get laid for free.

Nofap isn't a meme. Calling things you don't understand a 'meme' is the biggest meme of all lately.

yourbrainonporn.com/rebooting-porn-use-faqs/there-are-no-scientific-studies-that-say-porn-is-addictive-right/

go through some of those links and if you're still not convinced then I challenge you to do nofap for 30-90 days and then try tell me there's no difference.

Prior to nofap I was addicted to porn for 6 years. Weak erections, no morning what whatsoever, brainfog, miserable...insomnia..list goes on. After a few weeks of nofap my insomnia became extreme and anxiety was through the roof...one positive change I noticed was I got my first morning woods in years, rock hard out of no where. That's only the beginning.

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Didn’t you fucking fucking read the OP? He’s about slay some serious pussy. Your advice has been take and he’s going to it. The old dog is gonna have sex (probably not his first rodeo). My grandfather used to beat my mom pretty bad when she was a kid, made breakfast real awkward in the morning.

after months of flatlines and huge surges of positive benefits it finally leveled out. i could get erections like I was 18 again, fully surprised me. i finally got to have sex but there was something bad that happened...delayed ejaculation, the exact opposite of what you said would happen. only able to cum with porn, a real girl couldnt get me to cum. after several attempts (6 times roughly) i was finally able to cum. it would take me 40-60 mins but i would get there. had to keep re-wiring to the real thing for many months now I can cum like normal again. the real thing is now preferable to porn.

Imagine the smell

See ya later, Chad! Smash a thot for me.

This is good, if you are highly desired as a male it makes your gf more likely to stay with your autistic ass.

Keep being loyal though, don't be an idiot.

lel she definitely clutches me tighter when there's other women present. she knows my value is higher than hers, despite my autism.

I had a chick come at me once to flirt while my ex was there. The moment she saw it she ran to me, clenched me and told the other girl to fuck off. Was pretty funny

Yes

Nofap is a meme but porn/masturbation addiction is a real thing. I still wank it and am diamonds when I’m with my girlfriend. Regular exercise and refraining from alcohol is more important.

I creampied my gf's ass and then fingered her and she squirted. Should have done that in reverse order.

Females are like crabs to other females. They want you to make your gf feel miserable which make them feel less miserable about themselves. Don't get lured in one of their traps.

>Imagine wasting a realtionship for squeezing your dick in a hole

porn addiction will lead to dopamine down-regulation and less androgen receptors in the brain. yes avoiding fatty/shitty food and alcohol is important if you wanna get hard in your 40s-60s but for men in their 20s and 30s if you suffer ED its a 99% chance its caused by porn abuse.

they flirt with me even when shes not around though.

stfu

nice. my gf lets me do anal but she hates it. once i fucked her ass right after she took a dump, fantasy fulfilled. also fucked her on the blood too which was pretty damn nice.

>My grandfather used to beat my mom pretty bad when she was a kid, made breakfast real awkward in the morning
What an actual fuck, fuck, I love this place.

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Lol, you stfu. nothing is sadder than some retarded loser bragging about "being a chad" on a forum were everyone knows it's not true.