Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Comfy Sat. Edition

He's a politically Green corporate shill, supported by the MSM; his objective, green-pilling naive Zoomers. T'was quite a good psy-op; the btfo-ing of the Altparteien, CDU and SPD, is partly being attributed to his jewtube-video.

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You ain't seen nothing yet.

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stahp pls

>tfw he read my love advice for the Latvincel

>You ain't seen nothing yet.

Yay! :D

youtube.com/watch?v=cFRk0FfaQi0

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Rare burger, who speaks German, or vpn-fag?

>I long for the unknown

This sums it up quite nicely.

>typically Germanic

Sturm und Drang nach Osten :P
Both of the above are not exactly "healthy".

>maybe it's the Mediterranean admixture

Nah, think it's Slav. More melancholic I'd say but would not fully reject idea of Med influence.

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not gonna even google that name... the phase when Headlines suffice...
I am omniscient, I am omnipo-
never mind...

>Both of the above are not exactly "healthy".
I'd argue the cuntrary...but what do I know

I'm not a boomer, but that's a good song.

Semi-related:
>youtu.be/tz_xHKwvhGo

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I'm half swiss and half burger, not mutted up either. Dual citizenship too, please stop. It hurts me to read this german bro and go back to Switzerland where i can see everything is fucked there too. We actually have swiss arguing to be part of this shitty european union

>I am omniscient, I am omnipo-

You've been to Mordor, have ya?

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>but what do I know

Sure more than is "healthy" for you, fren! :D

On supply haul now. See ya all!

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>cast it, Fyodor Pavlovich, cast it into the core!!!

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>tfw Core-chan but no Masha-chan

*shoveling intensifies*

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Have you ever wanted to the cut the arms off Mexicans?

no, this is better... fresh from the reactor core

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i can't say i completely understand the memes, but you are absolutely infatuated with them.
something about the chernobyl reactor incident?
>graphite

isn't graphite an integral part of a control rod? (of course i don't mean the fission material)

yes, gomrade, let's make the control rods entirely from the graphite! those who did it only on the tip were pussies!

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>Sturm und Drang nach Osten
>Gitler, Straxe, TDG
Seriously, though, why are Austrians that keyed up on slavic pussy?

I see.

No, why would I?

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wait, ENTIRELY?
how the fuck does that fissle?
i mean: i am sure you can irradiate it at some point, but fissioning graphite?!

>why are Austrians that keyed up on slavic pussy?
>Barbarossa.exe
>we aren't like those ... miscegenating Austrians, p-promise
lel

>control rods
>should fission

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Don't ever trust a Swiss with dual citizenship. They're all subversive traitors.

Ivan.
where is the uranium at

We wuz havin' a test n' sheeeit... damn, nigga, dat thang blew up too fast, fo reel...

not on the roof, that is for sure!
it was just hydrogen, stop panicking! now get some water into my reactor

I see (You), Lithuania.

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damn, dis radioactive core meltdown dindu nothin'; he a good boi.

>dindu nuffin
when you're right, you're right! our gentle giant wasn't even in the control room!
hi, Kerstin

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Don't be wrathful, goy! - Kike on a stick

>wuzn't even in the control room
Daz motherfuckin' rite, mate!

>Kerstin
Why am I always being mistaken for that Chad's-baby-bearing Roastie?

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>Why am I always being mistaken
I'm sure id's bure (((gohenzidenzzz)))

I ain't her, I swear.

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3.6 Kek/h!! :DDD

So, any news about Lübke?

he definetly ded

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They set up a witch-hunt against hate-speeching facekike-boomers in the wake of it.

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Did anyone here ever had sex with a girl that wasn't white? There's this kurdish girl which I could fuck. Should I go for it?

>Should I go for it?
Sure. Why not?

Found this in Berlin last week. Berlin tour guide actually said berlin during Weimar Germany was the best time of Berlin's history.

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Daily reminder that Germany is cucked

Daily reminder that all former white countries are cucked and kiked
Daily reminder that this is no news

>why are Austrians that keyed up on slavic pussy?

Genetic memory I'd say ... could start again now with cultural horizons of different Indoeuropean migration waves etc.

So Kraut, I have a perfect theory about German peoples and the nation. So like, under the Weimar, your liberal grandparents highly benefited, in fact, they were the Communist traitors who were killing mass amounts of right-wing Germans. It was sooooo bad that millions of Germans fled for their lives. So basically, I am owed millions of Euros by the Germans, as well as citizenship and land....I'll have you know. Of course my family left, they refused to participate in your circus that your family made (hence why you stayed).
Because that's what normal people dream about?
Found out I have a greatxN greatparent that is Swiss.

>'twas only the tips!!!

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>thinks hes red pilled
Wait until you hear about free market socialism.

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I will tell Germany, "Pay up, loser". When I go to Germany, I'll MAYBE spend $2k total outside of flights, so that way I refuse to give any more money. And, I will be sure to buy only from super right wing Germans. Otherwise I am only there to terrorize German people, that is much more thrilling. You are owed it, afterall, being cucks.

>only right-wing people do fascism

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You should be begging me to come to Germany.

I should be begging you to stay out of europe, go to south america or something.

Kiss my hand.

>lower the output damn you!
>xenon.lulz.bat
>below 30MW
>fugg.jpg
>WHAT DID YOU DO, FOOLS!? v1.0
>bring it up!
>retract all the rods
>xenon.xenon.xenon.xenon.spam
>can't get it up to 700
>please shut it down t.reactor computer
>Of course it says that, it doesn't know we're running a test
>OK, we have what we have
>shut down water pumps
>let's begin
>it's hot in here, I'm outtahere, have fun! t.xenon
>I'll feel much more comfy being steam t.water
>HELLO! t.Void
>power.surge.exe
>WHAT DID YOU DO, FOOLS!? v2.0
>ebin.fugg.jpg
>EЗ-5!!!
>Ms Near Critical Reactor Core-chan, I'm pleased to introduce to you - the graphite tips
>core-chan.mega-orgasm.exe

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Stop trying sexual advances against me you abomination el ayuwoki.

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>Kiss my hand
An Arab would have a hard time guessing this. Learn 2 integrate.

my sweet summer child, you'll soon find out that speaking with creatura de Kraut/pol/ is counterproductive...

can confirm.
i tried.

all of us tried...

based

you are shitheads

Take your meds

There's nothing wrong with that

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Bump

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Comfy Ost-Dorf.

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Tschechendorf

What's a Jahody Merunky?

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I see the jew tree

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Are there still Germans left in Czechia? Genuinely interested, because I considered, moving there.

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Is Germany finished lads? I really don’t want to believe it but your elections results and polls make me think it is.

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ENGLANDER RAUS

this user doesn't know how to use jewgle...

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The only thing that I noticed are that they restored a few german writings
There is a Sudetendeutscher here on pol
There are shitskins here as well
Saw like 5 in the shopping center today, one with a czech girl
Probably gypsies

It is. After our boomers die, Germany will go full green eco-communist.

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Schulz-Hype all over again? Or is there something substantial behind this trend?

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I thought that was east Germany

we are gefickt. Our Youth is almost 50% voting for greens and cucks. Other European nations have more nationalists among young people than older ones but we Germans have only cucks

>I'm pleased to introduce INTO you - the graphite tips

I wanna do that sexy times LARP now! Btw isn't graphite powder used as a lubricant? XD

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I c, what's the Normie public's opinion on Germans? Do Czechs still hate us for WW2?

Nah, the villages here look better

>"i had sex with a swarthy nigger . . . and that's a good thing!"

Just how bad are the Grune? Do people just vote for them because of the environment (which is ok in my book) or are they full pozz?

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Full pozz.