Why do Americans shit themselves so much? I'm legit curious, you guys have so many tales and pictures of people shitting themselves, completely destroying bathrooms and etc. Especially in places like Walmart.
What the heck is going on there? What's making this happen that your population is this badly behaved and this unhygienic/unhealthy
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Low fiber diet and more lactose intolerance than people are willing to admit.
Jackson Taylor
you have no idea how shitty this country actually is
Asher Flores
Most are niggers or fat or fat niggers. The average American diet could kill an elephant. I see it as slow suicide. There’s enough warning around you, you just have to look up from your fucking instagram.
Xavier Reyes
based
Anthony Cook
Literally the female joker
Luis Gonzalez
It's either food or diet but since I moved here years ago i've been far more "fluid". t. English
Tyler Garcia
based
Nicholas Diaz
Yep. We're going to be like South Africa in a few decades.
All older Americans have Type 2 Diabetes thanks to the High Fructose Corn Syrup years. To combat this, they are prescribed the drug Metformin which has a common side effect of shitting yourself.
OH SAYYY CANN YOU SEEEE the absolute state of ameriturdistan
Josiah Sanchez
what a dumb cunt/society
Landon Peterson
god i wish i could just run my eager tongue up and down her delicious shit covered thigh, i'd sniff her soiled butt cheeks searching with my nose to find her glorious brown anus.
Adrian Anderson
I visited the US many times and several snack and junk food packages actually have warnings for "may cause anal leakage" or "may cause sudden diarrhea ". They eat shit then shit their pants.