Jow Forums humor thread

Vocaroo edition

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”pol humor” threads.

Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers

I'm getting sick of this stupid website. Jow Forums is cool but the people who use it are retards. You cant even have a conversation here every reply is just angry memes like "nigger" "kike" "leaf" etc. Is that how you idiots talk to people in real life? No wonder nobody here has a job or a girlfriend.

I don't get it though whats the point of this place if every body just says the same thing every time. I thought it would be funny cause you guys make all the memes but all you do is call each other names.

well said

It would be the same without you goys.

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Lol, will anyone here recognize Family Express? I'm from Northwest Indiana and you're either dressed like you're a thug from Gary, a farmer from Morocco, or op pic cosplaying the '80s.

Why have you forgotten?

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mazis rekt

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forgotten what?

Yeah the family express near me looks exactly like the one in the picture but then again most of them do. That's the main reason I wanted to do a reading of that story.

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>1 post by this id

Someone please do a Christopher walken voice and vocaroo this.

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jesus christ lurk you fucking fag

I switched to wifi nigger.

> this is bat country!

Why are you such a fucking cocksucking communist tranny faggot homosexual sack of horse shit?

>2 posts by this id

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Your earlobes can feel his virginity from that voice.

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I'll have you know I lost my virginity to a whore when I was 23.

>Rides and Abo by luring it forward with petrol.
Lost

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ouch 23... really?

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based hehesillycomics

No im actually saving myself for marriage.

Whut?

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>>>/plebbit/

In the chaos of free thinking the darkest memes are created

Also
>makes fun of pol
>uses meme flag

Real men dont need guns!

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>negative hub bub
Every time

nigger

Dude looks like Don Johnson while driving a Honda Civic.

meant for

>fag, dis shid aint reddit...

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felt like this was the inspiration

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Isn't transexualism a form speedrunning life?

>didn't edit muffled Sweet Dreams in the background throughout the entire clip
4/10 apply yourself

rollins is such a fag. hope he dies of aids or something.

I really want to read this on vocaroo but it doesnt seem worth the effort considering I'm at work.

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Oh fuck I'm totally doing this when I get home. I did that in the bathroom at work and someone came in at the end.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0XAUYJIGJzg
why would you do this?

That's the short story that had 60% of its words being "nigger".

horribly read

does anybody have that screencap of the Jow Forumslack who wrote a book and like 55% of the book was the word "nigger"?

Holy fuck, burger education.

Remnds me of the 1/4 being bigger than 1/3 lb burger

Because I snapped the image to my sister and she said she read it in my voice so I recorded it for her and I figured I should share it.

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I really wish that user had posted the thing in its entirety and not just a snippet

>I figured I should share it.
delete your account

Thanks.

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Uninstall Jow Forums.

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>he hasn't seen the album
He posted like 6 pages.

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that image kek

Borderlands 3 confirmed to include legal, natural female ejaculation.

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oh shit I found two more but not more than that

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Someone with a radio voice read this for us. I need some audio for a funny haha video.

it's a humor thread, is OP supposed to provide every post?

MILK

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I'm actually posting a lot but I switched connections so I got a new id.

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What pen is that?

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It's a paint pen, color is "supreme white"

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Saved and redpilled.

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Shut the fuck up slant eyed nigger!

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how much longer before this pasta gets stale?

nevermind Pentel got shit reviews, below seem better
RevMark Industrial Marker - White Ink - Standard Tip - 6 Pack (Made in the USA)

nice

Next time put more effort into it, I'm sure they've heard that before try something like
>shut the fuck up before I beat the slant out of your eyes

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Haven't watched a gdq since. Fucking faggots.

10/10

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Anyone else excited for #pride?!

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I've made great strides overcoming my disabilities, thank you very much. I'm just glad I wasn't born a NIGGER.

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they look great together

Based and shabbos pilled.

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Should've deported that nigger and the rest of the subhuman filth that's poisoning southern Tel Aviv a long time ago.

Diversity is strength shclomo

For you.

Your grandchildren are going to be brown and that's beautiful.

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kike

>implying modern women do any of this shit

>said the increasingly nervous rabbi for the 8th time this week

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God i hope this is true

No one ever said the 6 trillion jews were gassed. We said the 6 gorillion jews were murdered.

The only thing modern women do is abort children and make bad decisions.

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It is true, but in reality the fuck up was caused by the construction team and not the feminist designers

Got any Jow Forums related ideas for this?

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers