We can, and will find a way to shitpost our way into forcing a war with you.
You Leafs are just one invasion away from forcible annexation
John James
Jaxson Ross
Please the average american male lacks the T to actually pull such a thing off, go take your hrt pill sweetie
Christian Anderson
Andrew Carter
lets be honest, States opting for Popular Vote will lead to American Balkanization before Canadians ever get Raked
Kevin Johnson
Ya but then you'd need to add a star on ur flag and we all know you guys are too lazy to make that change
Nolan Sullivan
Because going from this to your current shitty, meaningless flag is not "lazy".
Ryder James
Take out Vancouver, Toronto, then Ottawa and Canada is ours. Quebec will gladly join us.
Jayden Cooper
>Vancouver
>Toronto
>Ottawa
>Canadian
The French have grown Fat on Gibs they dont actually want to leave Canada they just want more Gibs
David Jackson
>The French have grown Fat on Gibs they dont actually want to leave Canada they just want more Gibs
Easton Roberts
Actually it would be 5 stars, and that would be easy.
Noah Murphy
that's a woman you retarded leaf.
Caleb Gutierrez
We shouldn't annex them, but liberate em and arm their far right wing rural areas with shitloads of guns (once we repeal the stupid NFA interally and get all sorts of privately owned machine guns and ordnance).
Boom Canada becomes the new white homeland and we purge all faggy cities around the world spreading their mudslimes and gun grabber leftist beliefs.
Matthew Watson
Why 5?
No u
Nolan Rogers
We don't need your 56% you fat lardass
Justin Martin
At least two provinces would willingly join tbe US today if we were asked to.
Liam Sanchez
Please invade Brazil. Bolsonaro and Trump are friends now. He would not care.
Connor Phillips
Commonwealth here; how do you like your cities?
Nuclear winter?
We burn fast, you die slow, like land grab slow. I reckon the Russians and the Mexicans would be fastest to rape what's left.
Christopher Reed
Bring it faggots, you will loss coming up here in the great north.
Dominic Martinez
Canada has literally never lost a war. Meanwhile the US gets slaughtered by dirt farmers every couple decades.
Jaxon Torres
Fuck off faggots.
Hurry the fuck up and annex us!
Gavin Butler
>use me daddy
>come take me over
Shut your trap trap you submissive little faggot in denial
Camden Reyes
you are over paying your visa in our country faggot
Wyatt Murphy
because to make it easier for us we would split a territory in 2
Liam Green
Actually thinking America would waste resources and invade a frozen wasteland. We would, at most, annex the southern 25% of Canada and sink the rest into the sea. People thousands of years in the future would find your strange underwater Atlantis filled with sodomized dog and moose carcasses and wonder just what the fuck happened here.
Kevin Stewart
Love it! I am all up for.
Christopher Phillips
Why do you let yourself be subverted into the divide and conquer tactics pushed on you?
Do you not have a mind of your own?
Also you have never been to Canada by the sound of your post cause of you did you'd realize what a complete fucking moron you sound like. That "frozen wasteland" is actually a very small section of the country whereas the actual mid to northern regions is nothing but vast forests and fresh water lakes and literal gold mines, uranium mines etc.
Austin Nelson
Do it faggots, do it, put us out of our missery. Just have Quebec become independent with the French areas of Ontario and New Brunswick, merge New Brunswick, PEI and Nova Scotia into a single state, and then otherwise keep the provinces as they are as they flip into states.
Could be done tomorrow, and it'd improve both our economies.
Sebastian Stewart
aww she just got her airborne wings
Aaron Wilson
>invade Canada
>expecting to see a modern military resistance
>it's just a sea of people looking down and saying sorry