What skills would you recommend a 19 year old NEET to learn?

This is a bit of a stretch, but if you're not motivated enough to get a degree you could always take up certain profitable hobbies and use them for experience. Successful indie programmers can usually make more than your typical desk-slave monkey, and you can make a decent amount fixing and reselling broken liquidated tech. That's all I can think of right now, but there are a lot more of these kind of Entrepreneurial jobs out there that could really benefit you.

>have social skills
>get engineering technologist diploma
>pay 5k for 3 years of community college
>make 6 figures easily in technical sales
>put in an hour of actual work a day
>blow hundreds of dollars of company money on fancy dinners

Get a job in trades. I have worked with guys that made their first million dollars before they were 25 as a carpenter.

Become an electrician. They will always be in demand.

Don't listen to these guys. If you have the capacity to make yourself into a dev, you will reap honey and milk for free. Go to school, do the internships, get a job and don't worry about money for the rest of your life for sitting your ass at a desk ~43 hours a week

Is CS preferable to math for analytical roles or something in finance? I would prefer to study pure math than CS but I can honestly do either and will pick CS if the job prospects are much better.

I studied math and work as a dev. My major was a nontrivial burden when applying for dev jobs (in 2016-2017). I'd advise a young guy to major in CS (and math as a second if he can handle it) if he's in college just cause it gives you more looks, and more opportunity to have significant projects to talk about in dev interviews.

have no idea about the finance game though desu.

Skills are usless in our socialist utopia as those with skill produce without reward. Better to have no skills and receive from those who do.

Did you study pure math or applied?

I don’t know about Canada, but here in the states, most states have apprenticeship programs that pay well as you train. I’m personally trying to get into telecommunications, which pays around $21 during training and then about $43 once journeyman level is reached.
Also, check your local government jobs. I’m currently driving around changing trash cans at parks for $18 an hour. No previous skill really required. Check your local parks and recreation or whatever. Just an idea.

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pure math. I did a lot of CS classes and had a lot of internship experience to sell me as a dev though. You young guys need to realize that you have to be able to sell yourself. The major is not so important, understand what people with money are looking for and begome it. Nothing goes so far as a compelling story of something you built for an internship that has business value.

ty I'll check it out

Rubiks cube

>Instrumentation and Metrology
Just landed my first job after graduation at $40 an hour.

COBOL is what you looking for

>pathway to money immediately after graduation
as long as you're not a white male

don't do finance unless you want to be a kike-slave. in fact don't go to college at all, instead learn a skilled trade which will be much more valuable when SHTF. also lift weights, don't eat processed foods and have white babies.

>What skills would you recommend a 19 year old NEET to learn?
Swallowing your own cum

Dude your life has to suck for like 10 more years before you even think about figuring it out. Keep riding what your on.

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get certs in IT

>Successful indie programmers
Literal who? Indie programming is fucking suicide most of the time.

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>Did you study pure math or applied?
Split the difference, do philosophy, propositional logic, domain theory, etc...

>>how to handle my finances
I'm majoring in finance and enrolled in the CSC, have been trading stocks and all that for 4 years now. AMA OP

Lmao industrial Electritian apprenticeship makes $30 hourly starting

Fuck cybershit, go into construction management or green energy. Something you can do with your hands, we already have countless retards with CS degrees getting replace by their own algorithims

Get into physical fitness, grooming, and hygiene
Improving your self will aid in learning other skills as you'll have more energy and be more focused when learning, also it will boost your confidence which will keep you motivated
Join the air/naval military, stay away from ground combat, then go to college when you're done and go into law enforcement

Any good resources to read up on before entering uni.

Also how do I get into trading? I heard it's best to just start paper trading for now until you get the gist of things.

Also, what's CSC?

>Fuck cybershit
Unles you really, really like computers, I would say the same thing. Work with your hands and your head. Become a builder, architect, carpenter, mechanic, etc. All of these things can be intellectual pursuits.

Already trying to get Jow Forums and eating better. As for military, I posted previous threads about this and all leaf bros said it isn't worth it. The benefits aren't as good as the US military and 3/4 of all members are overweight or something so there's a chance you'll end up in worse shape than you entered.

Learn to Cope

Best laugh ive had all day

unironically learn to code

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Learn to farm, learn to hunt, learn basic carpentry, learn how to garden. I shit you not syrup bro, you don't have long to get this done.

>unironically learn to code
Why? So he can get carpel tunnel debugging pajeets fuckups, only to later get yelled at by an HR cunt beast for not properly formatting his git commit messages.

>Any good resources to read up on before entering uni.
Didn't read anything before, I just saved money at all times becuase I lived in near-poverty when I was born. I think this ingrained some sort of sense of scarcity in me. That said, if you need help saving money, just make a simply chart of your monthly after-tax income minus all your fixed expenses like rent, utilities, phone and internet bill etc. the rest is for saving and a little allowance for fun and going out
>Also how do I get into trading?
Go to your bank, and I would personally recommend TD, and get an appointment with a financial expert there or whatever. Just tell the clerk you want to set up a SELF-DIRECTED TAX FREE SAVINGS ACCOUNT (TFSA) as well as a TRADING ACCOUNT in one go. Once you meet, just since the papers and also specify you want to include OPTIONS trading in your TFSA. They make you jump through hoops to get it going and will take a week to process. Watch RightSideOfTheChart on YouTube and follow what he does. Always trade with a stop-loss in place. When the account is set up, always aim to max out your TFSA contribution limit and invest as you see fit when you learned. Sign all the online user agreements to gain access to US and Canadian markets etc
>CSC
Canadian Securities Course, a course for a license to be a financial advisor

>some skill to master which will lead to a high paying career or allow me to start my own business
Pick a trade

>19
You're a child.

Contact a staffing company and ask for a comfy entry-level IT job. You'll get paid to google retarded shit. Use the money to learn programming or pay for college. If you really can't learn or get a job, join the military and have them be your father for a few years.

Go to an Asian country and learn the language. Teach English there or whatever. The more important to the global economy the more important the country you go to.

So think: 1) China/Taiwan/Singapore- for Mandarin; 2) Japan; 3) South Korea.

If you're white everyone will gobble you up like the hottest commodity in the market.

With a foreign language like that under your belt you can then make as much money as you want.

I don't really spend money on everything and have an ingrained sense of scarcity just like you but I don't know how to pay taxes.

I had different jobs like I mentioned early but they were all wagie tier and I never really handled this stuff.

When doing your taxes do you use software like turbotax or what?

>When doing your taxes do you use software like turbotax or what?
What the fuck dude? Use duckduckgo for those questions.

CAD

No joke; become an Excel master. If you can do pivot tables you're ahead of 90% of everybody else.

>as long as your not a pussy ass bitch
don't resent overmuch that the lesser races have government sponsored better opos than you. it is what it is.

Nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills

>Nunchuck skills
Okay Michelangelo, but bo staff skill is more practical for real life.

Yeah there is some software available out there that you pay literally less than 20 bucks for and it lets you file like 30 returns with that before expiring for the year. Basically it's a Q&A type thing that asks you how much you made here and there and how much you spent etc

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Chicks dig guys with skills

>sitting your ass at a desk ~43 hours a week
and thats a good thing?

there are many other hours of the week to exploit

What, how is a 19 year old child with no formal education beyond high school and no degrees or certifications for teaching English going to get a job abroad let alone at a local community center for dumb negro beaner retard babies teaching English?

I can't even get a job teaching English in Russia K-6th grade....and it's fucking Russia.

computer aided design?

>some skill to master which will lead to a high paying career or allow me to start my own business

Become a DJ. Hot sluts everywhere. Techno beats!

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Unironically, business and finance. Understand it's a racket, siphon as much money off from the system in to an offshore account. Then, watch the west turn in to the 3rd world and finally go to Mars to live off your old age.

learn to farm, swim, eat off land

also meditate nigger

business degrees are flooding the markets...bad advice

If you've got the temperment for it, unironically go into accounting. Shills will tell you that we're going to be automated away. Shills are wrong. Small, shitty, unreliable job are lost to quickbooks and the like, while those programs make actual accounting work less time consuming. The management isn't paying you to line up numbers. They're paying you to tell them what the money is doing. Entrepreneurs direct. Owners invest. Management signs. Workers do. Accountants make sure everything's actually working. We're not going away literally ever because specialization is and will always be a thing. Best part? The work is actually pretty straightforward, though you've got to have a certain temperment.

Are you the type of person that has good or perfect attendance? Are you the type of person who almost never loses things, and when you do you usually find it within a minute or two? Do you have high reading comprehension? Are you the type of person who feels compelled to see the bigger picture? Are you the type of person who gets as much out of designing a character build or custom car/gun specs as you do actually playing/driving/shooting the character/car/gun?

Then my advice is to go into accounting. It's a super viable way to eventually own your own business, too, or to take over running one which already exists. Accounting is the language of business, and so with an accounting background you will have an enormous amount of flexibility and range in the business world if you choose to broaden your horizons. If you really want to own your own business, I suggest you also study some marketing and finance.

You WILL have to be at least a bit of a people person, though. Sometimes people go into accounting because they think they'll not have to deal with people, but you will deal with literally every part of the company, and that means people.

The only real drawback is having to spend significant time around (((usurers))).

To get a fucking job

Accounting was literally my first choice besides math.

However, alot of anons and other sources have been saying that if you have the drive and aptitude, it's better to get into cyber security or software development or something in IT

You've convinced me user. I'm gonna do more research on accounting before choosing anything though. I got my official IQ tested and it was 125 so I'll probably never be that quantitaitve analyst wizkid but things that you described like autistically analyzing things, looking at the big picture...etc all seem to suite my personal characteristics

24 I would post a comforting wojak but image posting is banned for me. *places hand on shoulder*

If you don't mind user allow me to give you some advice for a CS major.

I'd recommend the math route too since it will open up a lot of doors for you. It is easily one of the best undergraduate degrees that will allow you to launch into a multitude of career paths.

You can always become an accountant by doing a Masters of Business. Or a Masters of Engineering. I would do a math degree and learn the relevant programming skills on the side. CS is not programming. CS is theoretical. There aren't many CS jobs unless you have a PhD from a top school. Those research positions are far and few. Most if not all CS graduates do software development. Very little of what you learn in CS is directly applicable. So I recommend you math and study programming on the side or take a bootcamp over the summer break or whatever, and apply for an internship and do part time or full time programming during and inbetween school if possible.

STEM education is a myth.

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people get rich 2 ways
real estate
investing in the market
if your especially self motivated and comfortable with taking chances you can make a fuck ton of money in 5 - 6 years as an entrepreneur in technology or selling/making something - not construction or any service type business since they take decades to prosper from
I wish i had applied myself especially since I was capable when I was your age - now as an old fossil I built up a tech company in 5.5 years that I’m selling now for a fuck ton - shoulda done it sooner

drawing and improvised weapons

>finances
devote some autism to your personal budget. Save all receipts for a month and then work out the percentages of your income you spend on every sort of item/category. For instance, I am doing well enough for myself but going out for a dinner that costs $34 is 1% of my monthly income. Having a handle of your finances like that gives you a solid picture of what is pure degenerate decadence and what is not.

Learn to plan meals for a week at a time. Buy fresh, quality ingredients, cook a weeks worth of meals that night, throw them in the fridge and you have a weeks worth of meals that can be heated up in a sauce pan in 10 minutes and cost you a fraction of the price of buying meals from the freezer aisle.

Another skill that would be great would be learning how to deal with the fact that 80% of people are truly sheep/npc's to the point where you become a "shepard for these sheep".. a part 2 of this would be to learn how to do this without becoming so jaded with everything that you wouldnt even want to bother trying. I figured out the first part but the second part is like a ghost for me.

Bonus: Learn how mortgages actually work and study the housing markets of various locations. There is always an area or two that would be smart to take out a mortgage on a home with the intent of selling it in a couple of years when the market bumps up. To that effect.. look at tech/comm/military companies that are rumored to be moving facilities to different states. I did that and did quite well for myself.

I am a spic. Maybe I should try this.

U can't compete w this white boi

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Mine's the same size though

I'm already autistic to my personal budget. I eat the same 4 things everyday that cover all my micronutrients and caloric needs. I don't eat out because I'm paranoid of some roastie failing to wash her hands, hair falling in food or spitting in it