What would you do

If you saw or came in contact in person with an alien,
Would you talk to it or run or beat the shit out of it?

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I’d ask it if it’s ever heard of our Lord and Savior, Stefan Molyneux

rape his ass

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I'd ask them to give me the power to genocide all wh*Teoids.

Your white

id just listen to what it had to say first and go off that.
id want to ask it why there is so much pain and suffering and why i must endure it.
but i doubt it cares for such trivial insect matters. so id listen.

I'd have him mow my lawn.

I would ask what it wanted

I’d offer it a bump.

Hide an see what it's doing.

First concern: space germs
Second concern: being murdered

I'd immediately redownload Facebook and go live just so when the MIB come, there will be too many loose ends.

I imagine a stalinistic purge could happen, then again, it'd just be my old classmates and nosey family members who get the gulag

earth is flat. fuck off we're full.
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id ask it for knwaawledge

Ask if I can breed with one of the nord aliens goddesses.

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I'd ask them to nuke this gay earth

I would beat the shit out of this user.

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baste

If aliens exist they probably communicate in some way that's incompatible with us

I have schizo-affective disorder and once hallucinated that an alien was in my body, staring through my eyes and stuff.

I watched some star trek clips on youtube.

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I would probably annoy it with many questions, if it could understand me.

Tell it that this is not the air force base and to let me go back to sleep.

Probably nothing. Maybe say hello and offer it a joint?

But it's anus would be on its elbows

aliens would step on us like a bug if they ever came into contact with us, we are a violent and irrational people mostly thanks to niggers.

wouldn't you like to know?

based

Ayy lmao

Ignore it. The manufactured hell we live in is far worse than whatever the alien has in store

Abductee here ama

Nvm.

Aliens have been giving white supremacist groups advanced technology for years, for the upcoming race war.

Take it's picture and post on Jow Forums

ask if its voting left or right then decide.

>Ask if I can breed with one of the nord aliens goddesses.

I am with you on that. If they want my DNA, that would be the way to get it. I would have them line up five or seven of them and then ask for a few steak dinners from all of those cows they chop up.That andnd a few sodas and beers, and I would give them all kinds of DNA.

I would then come back with horror stories so no one else would tack my space bitches!

I’d try to fuck it

Neither. Aliens love attention. Best thing to do is ignore an alien.