Buy a ______, GOY

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>OH NO, THE JEWS KNOW I WATCH ANIME ON MY TV, SHIIIIIT.

Poo In Roo

Soda Stream

That information is apparently worth quite a lot to some people. Why are you okay with giving it away for free and without your consent?

LOL someone tried to convince me to buy one of these once since I occasionally drink seltzer water

i would much rather have relevant ads than go back to the shotgun advertising strategies of the 90s...

sometimes it ain't easy to be a robot,,

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>the most gimmicky products undoubtedly conceived and shilled by kikes
Smart washer and dryers, and internet connected fridges, actually anything that falls under the IoT category.

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All of this. Especially on anything that spies on you

Any product by Apple.
Smart TVs
Google home products, glass etc
Alexa
While I do hate the current smartphones and how 99.9% of the people use them for those that actually make good use of them they are great. However hopefully there will be some security option available further down the line but probably not.

>However hopefully there will be some security option available further down the line but probably not.
Well there was Blackberry, but the is this now
securegroup.com/secure-phone-encrypted-communication-mobile-device/
of course it doesn't come cheep.

Roomba cost less that 400 euros.
Does the equivalent of 10 minutes worth of sweeping a day.
In one week that's an hours worth of my time.

If you are making 20 euros per hour it will have paid for itself in 20 weeks.

t. Samsung

roomba saves you time
it is overpriced though

everything in this thread seems to be advertised to lazy motherfuckers

I need a redpill on these vacuum cleaners, what's the most worthwhile to purchase?

Christianity

Doesn't even look like they are selling to orivte citizens? Any who would be cool if SecureOS was open so you could flash your phone. At the very least I run LineageOS so it's just one step better than running garbage stock roms. Still i assume pretty much everything is recorded and saved by someone somewhere. I also read some while ago about smart phones with Linux in the works but never looked into it again. Another sad fact is modular smart phones not taking off. Good job there goyim.

They have robotic lawnmowers like this now.

I'm waiting to see horror stories about these running over dogs and shit.

Well, if you like flashing the phone, which definitely should not be done by a no tech-guy, you could go with Ubuntu Touch, Sailfish OS, or Plasma Mobile. All Linux based. that doesn't get you guaranteed security though, just get you out from under jewgle and Samsung etc. My phone is not a huge security concern for me, I just keep the GPS turned off. It's my PC I keep locked up. I run Solaris 10, and for games win10 in a VM

I have a list.
Insurance
Every iteration of hd
"Organic" foods
Cell phones
Pop culture "nigger culture"
Condoms
Pet toys and specialty foods
Dentists
Soap
Any "pride" march
Deodorant
Medication
Television
Razors
Pornography
Baby formula and diapers
Toilet papper

Look, mate, no LibremPhone or SailfishOS phones will save you because other people determine what you use.
What's the point of secure communication when you have no one to communicate with?
Don't get me wrong, it is quite important, I set up Signal and Tox for my parents, but I am still forced to use WhatsApp to large extent.
What other option do you have, unencrypted SMS which can be spoofed by virtually anyone, or e-mail (also if your friends use GMail, you're fucked as well since they scan through all of your mail)

>Deodorant
>Medication
>Television
>Razors
>Pornography
>Baby formula and diapers
>Toilet papper
Fedora wearing Neckbeard detected

>mfw I sign up some loli porn site with my gmail
shit, what should I say when those cops raid my pc and discover all those porn?

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i've read that there is a female version of Jow Forums on reddit or some other site, and women post threads saying that they feel that society constantly drives them to buy useless shit. what kind of things are these?

I can’t live without my Iot thermostat user. Fuck getting outta bed to turn up the heat when it’s cold

dildo

Nigger

They work like crap, first you have to set up the route its going to drive, but once it starts mowing for some reason it bums into shit and can't handle small bumps.

>Fuck getting outta bed to turn up the heat when it’s cold
I just set a set-point on mine, and it will maintain a constant temp, controls both the AC an furnace. Never have to fuck with it.

Your neighbor must've hacked your wifi

Home gym meme machines are pretty bad.

Shitty entertainment products like bideo geam or Netflix programs

Homeopathy products that promise to rid the autism away

Fuck man there's so much material garbage I could go on

For the most part that’s how mine is set up, completely programmed based on when I’m usually home/away, but I live in a part of the states where thee weather is quite unpredictable in the spring/fall, and there are those occasions where manual intervention is needed

t.

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The cable/plate based nautilus esque home machines are utter shit, but every user should have barbells, bench, and squat rack at home if at all possible.

>Dentists
>Soap
>Razors
>Toilet papper

I laughed

Just simply tell them "it depends on the child" and scoff flamboyantly while you close the door on them.

>AC

y tho

Agree.

A fuckin adjustable bench and some pl8s at the very least

for me it's juicero

3rd that opinion

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>y tho
Because I like the cold, and a humid 20C almost kills me

>Not reccommended for Indian households

Having hardwood floors and just sweeping with a big push broom.

Pay your carbon tax

the Jow Forums pass

Lol

roombas are great fun if you understand their true purpose

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>Dentists
I don’t even want to know what you smell like

You must smell pretty bad desu

Can't you only get that with digital meme currency right now?

Have one. It’s aweome. You’re retarded. Kill yourself

I got me a knock-off brand of the Roomba, and it works just as well. Once I have children I'll get rid of it and make them vacuum the house, as was tradition when I was growing up.

STOP KVETCHING AND BUY AN NVIDIA 2080 GOY

>Pay your carbon tax
Yes master Soros

>What are the most gimmicky products undoubtedly conceived and shilled by kikes?

Cell phones. Nothing wrong in general, but if you've ever "upgraded" within 5 years or so you have fallen for nothing but shilling. The "you get a free phone every year" plans are the ultimate.

>The max heat index at 68F(20C) with 100% humidity is 69F LMAO.

It gets over 30C/86F where you live what 3 times a year?

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I know they are a meme but swiffer pads do work very well on hardwood. Every home owning user should definitely rip out the carpet in favor of hardwood if at all possible

Because not every Canuck lives in the Arctic circle

Bitcoin

They've been out for years, you probably got a poorfag model. You just lay a cable around the area it has to mow and it will not pass it.

>Pet toys and specialty foods

Rubber ball: $1

Rubber ball *for dawgz*: $5

The Chink one is OP as fuck and cheaper. Don't buy the overpriced worse burger one in this case.

>allowing a robot spy to map out your floorplan and take pictures of the inside of your house for it's corporate masters.

bruh...

This!!!!

Devices with names prefixed with smart or marketed in any shape with the words cloud/iot in the product description.

>robotic lawnmowers
that is the most irresponsible invention since lawn darts

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decent cat toy though

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Now? My grandmother got one a decade ago. Worked like a charm.

Was given one as a gift and I'm pretty happy with. Not sure I'd pay the $200ish price tag for one though. I feel like anyone with a bit of programming and electrical engineering knowledge could easily build one

How is that a gimmicky product you absolute incel ?
It literally vacuums your house and it works.
we know it works because some of us, who live alone, and have such a unit, have learned that because mommy is not home and constantly sweeping the fucking floor, dust accumulates in vast amounts.

every day you open the robot up and see the absolute amount of dust and shit it picked up from the floor, enough to fill a small shot glass usually. and you realize all that shit accumulated on your floor for you to breath in eventually, every day a shot glass of dush on your fucking floor.

But incels like you have mommy to shelter them from the realities of how the world works.
you're so pathetic and this is the reason the west will die. you literally have no idea how the world works outside of your internet meme subculture of emptiness.

How is that a gimmicky product you absolute incel ?
It literally vacuums your house and it works.
we know it works because some of us, who live alone, and have such a unit, have learned that because mommy is not home and constantly sweeping the fucking floor, dust accumulates in vast amounts.

every day you open the robot up and see the absolute amount of dust and shit it picked up from the floor, enough to fill a small shot glass usually. and you realize all that shit accumulated on your floor for you to breath in eventually, every day a shot glass of dush on your fucking floor.

But incels like you have mommy to shelter them from the realities of how the world works.
you're so pathetic and this is the reason the west will die. you literally have no idea how the world works outside of your internet meme subculture of emptiness.

How is that a gimmicky product you absolute incel ?
It literally vacuums your house and it works.
we know it works because some of us, who live alone, and have such a unit, have learned that because mommy is not home and constantly sweeping the fucking floor, dust accumulates in vast amounts.

every day you open the robot up and see the absolute amount of dust and shit it picked up from the floor, enough to fill a small shot glass usually. and you realize all that shit accumulated on your floor for you to breath in eventually, every day a shot glass of dush on your fucking floor.

But incels like you have mommy to shelter them from the realities of how the world works.
you're so pathetic and this is the reason the west will die. you literally have no idea how the world works outside of your internet meme subculture of emptiness.

This.
The only ads I ever see are for race car parts.

Amerifat BTFO

For me, it was my foreskin

they run over hedgehoges and are a problem here

Its good when you have your own house and aren't leeching your parents like a cunt

i wouldnt want you in my bytovka user

read my post again you giant fucking illiterate faggot and show me where I mentioned robotic vacuums
I was talking about the fucking lawnmowers dipshit, as they contain a spinning fucking blade
get the fuck off Jow Forums you contrarian retard

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My roomba is awesome. Works great

No place in Canada gets hot enough to justify A/C

n o w h e r e

>b-but muh +30c summer heat wave
Yeah for 2 hours of the day then drops down to 10c at night

If you need A/C in this nation you're a faget

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Don’t wear shoes indoors, nigger, and you won’t need to buy the techJews endless stream of Chinese-made shit.

> Solaris
This is the most autistic thing I've ever read

Really protesting too much there burger.

wrong reply, buddy.

>Did you stub your toe?
>Do you get overwhelmed easily???
>Here goy....try this medicine, it will make everything okay.
Fuck big pharma

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>dust comes from the shoes
American intellectual