HAPPENING- CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH

will this include PED tests?

I'm pretty sure Tom Cruise would win

Based. Loved Stone Cold on commentary.

>your scared

His scared what? Does Tom own a flying squirrel that frightens easily?

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biber is only 5 cm taller i dont think that matters that much

Why did he challenge cruise though?

beibs is a washed up pop singer and tom cruise is an S tier hollywood icon probably on so many wonderdrugs he'll punch beiber to Xanadu

cruise is old AF.
Does bieber think beating up an old man will make him popular again?
Someone should go in the octagon and break his neck.

I'll take the the old man to win in a knockout in the last 30 seconds of the first round.

>To Xenu
ftfy

Beiber has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen

No one knows.

sorry ill report for SeaOrg duties

Tom Cruise is fucking crazy man. Even though Bieber is younger and physically bigger, I think Tom Cruise would kick his ass

Ok bud

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I would too. Tom still does his own stunts and even if he's a fucking couch jumping weirdo, you have to respect his dedication to his craft.

Now, Cruise v. Christian Bale? I'd go with Bale.

Beiber isn't a twink anymore

Wow, that's almost as "cool" as that time Eminem threatened to beat up Moby after class

Tom would beat him to death. Vegas oddsmakers are overwhelmingly favoring Tom in this match. Let’s hope and pray that the cruise missile accepts the challenge. Mcgregor offersd to host the bout.

interestinly, this will be a great test to see just how much actors learn
yes cruise has been ACTING like a badass for decades, but how much has he retained? how much practical skill did he learn vs choreographed stunt fights designed to make him look cool?
logically one would assume he does not continue his training after a movie and goes back to his natural self.
i think if cruise loses, then this would be quite a redpill for all the normies out there who cannot separate actors from their on screen personas.

So you win, you beat up a 56 year old man, you lose, you lost to a 56 year old man. What a fucking moron, typical leaf.

>Washed up Leaf basedboy singer vs a guy who freeclimbs cliffs and skyscrapers, hangs off of planes and helicopters, has thrown himself at moving cars, and did 106 HALO jumps because he's THAT committed to realism in his action films.
I'd pay good fucking money to see that.

Cruise is short and old, and I'd still bet on him winning 200x over Bieber who literally looks like a lesbian teenager.

bear in mind he has access to all that money can buy, from top tier personal trainers, to even cosmetic surgery. this picture while impressive is grounded in the fantasy world that only hollywood can provide.

>25-year-old loose boipussy wants to fight 56-year-old crooked-teethed grampa
I’d pay to see that

Tom climbed the Burj Khalifa (at least part of it) so something tells me he keeps in shape regardless of the movie he's about to be in.

So cruise has some muscles. Bieber is in the prime of his life.
He should be able to take on a 60 year old quite easily.
The fact that cruise has a good chance of beating the snot out of him doesn't change the fact that bieber is challenging an old man.

Cruise underwent training from former SAS for firearms training in Collateral. Who knows who he'd train with for a fight with Bieber. He'd probably kill the singer in one hit.

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DYEL?
I wonder if Bieber has a glass jaw like Trudeau.

kek

>sorry ill report for SeaOrg duties

No, off to the hole with you, you SP roach

Tom Cruise would annihilate Biebs this nigga jumps of buildings and shit

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Beiber has an inch or 2 on him, but he's giving up ~25 lbs. Cruise isn't an "average 55 year old." He seemed really athletic in the newest Mission Impossible. +Old man strength. I feel comfortable with the bet. Beiber will come out swinging for 90 seconds and then get clocked.

the state of pol. distracted by obvious shill thread.

this site is cancer

I shook Tom's hand when he visited our garage in pit lane when I used to race motorcycles, the guy was legit solid as fuck!

this thread is surprisingly filled with deluded minds who cannot separate what they see on screen from the actors themselves, bit of an unexpected redpill for me.
>hangs off planes
surrounded by safety crews and medics, performed in multiple takes to get it right, edited for maximum cool factor.

Justin Bieber picks the 4ft8 manlet to appwease his ego.
What we need is the titans of crime fighting;
>Bale vs. Keanu

To continue, over the next minute, cruise will tag him a couple more times and knock him out at the end of the round.

Something tells me tom cruise has more fighting experience, maybe even some real martial arts training

Have you seen the rest of the threads right now? This is actually entertaining compared to the other 199 threads shitting up the board.

I would bet 10000 dollars Tom Cruise could beat you like a red headed step child.

doesnt matter. it was protected, monitored, and scrutinized so as to not lose or damage their talking prop. tom is an actor and thus a prop, a multi million dollar prop. don't fall for jewish hollywood

>has a picture of tom cruise labeled "tom-cruise-muscles" on his hard drive

What did he mean by this?

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Don't know about that, I heard bieber has taken many poundings.

I think Cruise would annihilate Bieber.

I don't think there's any doubt he has trained with a variety of martial artists over the last 30 years. Mission impossibles, Jack Reacher, last samurai, that one with Cameron Diaz. Just off the top of my head.

Eh, so if Weinstein can pound him, I think that's proof Tom can poof the poof.

On the gay gossip site, DataLounge, a man claimed that Tom is a deeply closeted gay man, who allegedly makes his dates sign irconclad non-disclosure agreements. Allegedly, he is into wrestling with his dates. Allegedly, he makes them wear the whole wrestling get-up, too. Allegedly, he'll hire an escort for a weekend together and do this wrestling scene. And somehow, allegedly, oatmeal is involved in these scenarios. Pic unrelated.

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>old man strength
That's just how untrained basedboys rationalize their 55 year old dad being able to open a pickle jar because he has normal testosterone levels for his age and has gone outside and done manual labor at some point in his life. But Tom Cruise looks like he actually lifts and most likely takes HGH to ward off age-related atrophy. Meanwhile Bieber is a shit twink blowing coke and not eating.

>whoosh
you are conflating training and skill with performance art and cinematography. if you cannot participate in his thread with a modicum of intelligence, please leave.
does it take skill to jump from a plane? maybe, does it take skill to do so in a movie? no. just a small amount of bravery to overcome that initial fear. movies aren't real mate. they are ahem... directed.

I will put my bet on the dude that doesn't snort coke like a faggot

Cruise will convert this 5' 7" manlet to scientology after beating him to death.

>Ascended Scientologist man with literal super powers vs a fuccboi faggot
lmao

> Both Tom and Bieber can beat up 90% of Jow Forums and Jow Forums

little faggot is losing relevancy and wants to drag based Tom Cruise with him

Probably raped Biebs when he was a small boy after he started to blow up in hollyweird. Now Biebs is a grown man and wants revenge.

Old man strength, tom has spent his whole life in shape so he is just dense tissue and bone, beiber could take a dick to the ass like a champ but not a punch to the face

Bro Tom Cruise is the closest person to Jackie Chan in balls as far as risking his life on stunts
youtu.be/REdXzWfWquw

Tough choice user tough choice

So your argument is that being physically capable of doing the stunts doesn't matter because the movie producers only keep the best looking takes of the stunt for the final film. Do you have any idea how retarded that sounds?

Yeah, there's safety crews on hand. Yeah, they carefully plan all the stunts. But at the end of the day it still comes down to a man physically doing the stunts you're seeing on screen. The man has literally free climbed cliffs, hung off of moving aircraft, rappelled off of the Burj Khalifa, and performed HALO jumps.

You might as well argue you could take Jackie Chan in a fight because 'lol all his fights are choreographed'. Yeah, the fights are planned out to look good on film... that doesn't mean he couldn't literally mop the floor with you.

I always imagine Murica as one big manlet pit, guess I am not wrong.

He's Canadian. He's using the British spelling.

I’d wager Tom has far more midichlorians than Bieber

This

>not being on team biebs
>2019
Literally team Christ vs team Hubbard
Does Jow Forums forget its past? Summer, please leave.

how is the relevant to Jow Forums?

This kek

fuuuuuuuuuu that takes me back, used to download that shit on Kazaa.

Keanu referees let's fucking do this

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Keanu - easy bet

I used to hate on Cruise for being Scientologist but the man has balls of steel and that is worthy of respect.

Drug fucked piece of shit gay boy.

Roll for double K.O on first punch

Oh Tom's nuttier than a fruitcake, no doubt, but it doesn't change the outcome of this fight.

The gays

Double K.O on first round then.

>but it doesn't change the outcome of this fight.
I think it gives him and advantage. I can see him castrating Beiber like Tom is a Saami woman on a reindeer.

Biebers Canadian you dumbass muslim transplant. Go back to your actual country

Imagine being beaten up by something smaller than 6' and weighing less than 220lbs. You might as well start HRT and start wearing pretty pink.

Bieber pussies out

Tom Cruise could beat up 80% of Jow Forums posters

Bieber wouldn't stand a chance in hell kek

Kek, I know right and he is *larger* than Cruise. And even then he is just a dwarf. Now go back playing midget golf, burger.

If beiber starts beating the shit out of Hollywood celebrities it would make him popular to me

he does his own action stunts

>tom cruise is an S tier hollywood icon probably on so many wonderdrugs he'll punch beiber to Xanadu
Hearty keks were had in denmark

I hope Tom pulls an Steven Armstrong on this twink

>leaf calling out a leaf for being a leaf
The circle of life...is complete.

kek! stay mad lanklet

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Cruise will beat all the Theatans out of Justin.