Software Engineer here, previously at JPMorgan

>This. Fuck this cracker cowards. India is the future for this world and all these weak pussy crackers should kill themselves.

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>Indian will be global superpower by 2030.
Based. Here's to india being the first to poo on mars

>democracy
>people control the government
Pajeet, I...

I second this. I work at a company filled with pajeets, they have no idea what patterns are. The code written by them looks like something vomited out of their brains.

What was this post supposed to mean you Incel cracker ? Are you mad because the truth hurts ? Europe is overrun by blacks and Arabs. Now go buy your wife from Thailand a new expensive handbag cracker

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>posting in Jow Forums and not Jow Forums
no bump and fuck off.

youtu.be/YYgvu6JURcI
Watch this video. India takes longer to develop because we Indians are taking the longer road while china is take easy road but with bigger consequence. I can already see India as future leader.

OP is correct. The only "safe" way is to only do (1) fixed cost contracts with them. So no longer how long it takes, they have fix it with no additional expense. This also requires both (2) a project manager with a strong spine and (3) a ruthless skilled East Asian or white American architect who will take no shit from them. If you have the combination of those three things you can make it work. Lacking any one of those 3 things you are fucked.

KYS
That's a cracker tradition lol

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>Indians have a serious fucking problem with understanding and taking orders. They also do this irritating fucking thing where they don't understand what you are saying, or disagree with you (they are wrong though, every time) and just say yes and agree anyway.
This is accurate to my experience.

>inbred Arabs
the most inbred arab is still better than a poo nigger.
>Indian will be global superpower by 2030
no it won't.

>people control
what? they can't even control themselves and poo in a loo

youtu.be/clBzIDA_pKA
Watch this video.
You are delusional. All scientist will be Sikh men in turban. We even put satellite on mars for half the price.

SeeWe will get that fixed eventually.

Shut up basterd bich

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All because Silicon Valley tech overlords wanted to save on paying healthcare benefits to American coders.

This site really, REALLY needs to rangeban India and Pakistan. They’re by far the worst posters, totally out of step with site culture.
Combine a low level of intelligence, a high self-opinion, thin skin, a big chip on the shoulder, and a complete failure to understand why they’re universally hated, and you get an Indian. Add Islam to that low-grade dogshit stew of terrible inputs and you get Pakistanis.
Just IP ban the lot, and the quality of posts here will soar instantly.

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I meet Indian programmers that code surprisingly well. And this sickens me because as a programmer myself I need to make money and I can't compete with them.

You can say their code is shit, but they make working products, and the end user can't tell.

Blacks are too dumb, self-loathing, and scared to kill themselves. Blacks prefer suffering. It's how they were enslaved.

Totally agree having worked with Indians myself in a professional job

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Have sex

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>t. Indian H1-B holder

I don't believe this is necessisarily an East Indian issue. I had an Italian work for me, and he said he quite experienced, but he fucked up everything he fucking touched. I would mark parts separetely, put a large note on to as to what they were, go and talk to him about how to assemble, and he still fucked everything up.
These people are NPC's, and have no value. I had the Italian laid off.

>You can say their code is shit, but they make working products, and the end user can't tell.

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Cant fight Indians even if you shitpost 24/7 ya seething white cuck

If Indians are so great, why are they all so keen to leave India?

lmao It's the same story at the company that laid me off about 3 months ago. I wonder if any of the pajeets got laid off.

I can relate, I have watched poos copy pasting entire blocks of code from stack overflow and trial-error copy pasting it anywhere in the code
FUCK IT POOS

I’ve worked with Indians in a number of roles and have only met one I thought of as competent. Without exception, every single other Indian I’ve known, socially or professionally, has been an unmitigated clusterfuck.

Why are Pajeets so thin skinned?

>t. seething pajeet

i can clearly see the problem here is the racist leadership of your company, let me guess they are whites?

You need more diverse leadership in your company, put few of the indians in charge they will understand their colleges better.

What you need is more tolerance towards people of color!

White people in charge should not be allowed,because they have ultra high expectations and other races just dont work like that like some overstressed overworked white retard who will die any minute of heart attack. Just lower your bar, lower your expectations and it will be ok.

Their culture is heavily based around notions of innate superiority as a result of position of birth, which in turn is due to reincarnation. So if someone is born a Brahmin or Dalit, it’s because they deserve their high or low status. When they see cultures where respect and status are earned, it offends their sensibilities; even more so when they’re unable to earn these things on the basis of their own relative lack of ability and competence.

They're used to being petted by liberals.

I had to quit my last job because I became branded as "the offshore lead" - managing Infosys shitheads who were exactly as you describe, OP. It was an absolute nightmare.

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The only real way to deal with outsourcing is to have Indians be your sustain drones. Let them fix bugs

NEVER EVER EVER LET AN INDIAN BUILD A FEATURE
EVER

>They also do this irritating fucking thing where they don't understand what you are saying, or disagree with you (they are wrong though, every time) and just say yes and agree anyway.
I hate how Pakis and Indians do this shit. I hate them so much.

Even that's more trouble than it's worth. Software development should always be in house.

Intredasting

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>working for the digital encrypted Jew

Did the Indians wipe their bottom before beginning to type?

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If you're going to make a larp thread, at least earn English, pajeet.

/sage
This is the daily paki whine thread.

Worked on a project with the same company as OP and their higher up was a pajeet. I still remember being on the phone and we asked him if he had filled out the information we needed and he said "Aaahhh I will pass it to one of my engineers to get it back to you." It took a while even after that to get the info.

Each time I work with pajeet they always have a sense of superiority and authority about something even when they don't.

i must say I find the concept of India horrifying, its got a certain unique awfulness to it.
Been to Sri-Lanka, that was nice through also pretty corrupt and ramshackle.

what happened to 2020? non whites are always based. fuck whites

so SJW companies fucking themselves up

what's the problem then jack?

pajeets do what pajeets do

build your own shit you topdown faggot

I was just saying this. How are Pajeets so entrenched in tech despite being retards at it? Holy fuck.
>superpower 2030
I thought it was 2020. It's the current year and you're still shitting on the streets, that's why you'll keep getting delayed and never be a superpower
>complains about memeflag
>uses memeflag
Retarded pajeet

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Sonits true. Meme flags are all Indians.

>Superpower by 2030

I swear I remember it being "by 2020" just 5 years ago. What happened?

>Inb4 t.whiteoid
Second gen Indian in Canada. Will never not laugh at the constant failure of Asia outside Japan

I agree with you OP.
But companies continue to work with indians because they think it's cheaper (it's2 or 3x less costly than a french engineer... not worth it at the end. The salary for a young engineer in France is only 30k$/year and the work is much better).
At the end they loose money: the project is delayed, come back to us and need to be restarted from scratch because pajeet's code is shit and they don't even understand what we want (and don't try to). Hilariously stupid.
But a lot of managers are happy to travel to India sometimes, so they will continue like that.

found the code donkey

I love how it’s the same M.O. as OP described from anyone who has ever worked in tech or at a real enterprise. Best I can tell is that the influx of problems makes a prime time to be an independent contractor at 175-250/hr.

Can confirm. They come in with amazing resumes and credentials but once they start working they know fuck all.
Every job you give them they ask 101 questions and even if you explain every step they just say okay and give you a blank stare because they don’t understand what you said.
Most of the time they just don’t do jobs if they don’t know how to do them and just try and pass them to other people.

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Where, dipshit?
India?

FFS this issue isn't unique to the UK

OP forgot to mention that management is just as retarded, else he wouldn't be having to deal with this shit. Would be cheaper to just let competent people do it right the first time, but their short sighted (((sensibilities))) won't let them ever see it that way

This.

"I can't code and it drives me insane that the people hired to code can't code."

I think we should probably ban (((US))) as well

I'd miss you guys... Well, 56% of me would. But it probably has to be done

I deal with packets at work and they are sloppy as hell. They can't even put a coat on a hanger.

I want to slap the shit out of them whenever i get that weird head-wobble when i'm explaining something. What the fuck is that? Not a yes, not a no, and always with some glazed vacant look in their eye.
I cant wait for some disease to rise out of bangalore and slay the lot of them.

Same problem here. We were even told by our HR (further education in multicultural sensitivity) that criticizing them is like insulting them. SO they asked us to ignore the bullshit they did, be patient and friendly and just ask for the task again but in other words.
Long live diversity! Best thing ever and truely an enrichment for all of us

Look, there are a lot of retard Aussies shitposting hereabouts, but at least they know they're retard shitposters.
Indians are just terrible at banter (banter being a small subset of 'everything', which Indians are also terrible at). They have zero sense of humour or self-awareness, which makes them boring. Combine that with their inferiority complex and you get just awful posts devoid of even the most ironic comedic value.

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>tfw com sci teacher at my community college is a pajeet
>has us use this textbook that he helped write or something
>said textbook is written like it's meant for literal retards with a layout like you'd expect from some kid's book
>this cost me almost 900 dollars
How do I kill myself.

More whites dead the better the world will be.

...

>Work in outsourcing
>Have subsidiaries all around the world, mostly in first world countries
>Our biggest subsidiary by far is in India, employing over 700 people
>Pretty sure upper management only established itself in India to inflate our numbers and make us appear as a bigger player in our market
>My job is to administrate and look over all the communication in between the subsidiaries when they collaborate and such
>Constant bitching and moaning from the Japanese side when their autistic work culture collides with the extremely rowdy and rude Indian work culture
>Cant wait to get to work in the morning just to see what shit the Indians are up to today

Mfw love this job

>engaging in human trafficking under the guise of "corporate needs"
these companies along with their ceos should be deported to a slum in bangladesh for the stealth ethnic cleansing being committed over the last few decades.

the result is millions of homeless or dead gringos that were once part of the workforce. life expectancy has decreased sharply amongst burgers. and suicide, homelessness and heroin have become epidemics cleansing the US of the native middle class and replacing them with demographically preferred poojeets

BLOOD is on their hands. this is ethnic cleansing via stealth economic methods

CEOs are catching on that indians just cannot do the work that westerners are capable of. A lot of companies are going in the red because they have so much garbage to fix due to outsourcing. It's good for short term growth but if you want your company to survive 20 years you need whites and asians in the office. Ideally a ratio of 1 indian per 50 humans.

I can assure poos are retards. I'd rather work with college freshman interns than a fucking pajeet with a masters in software engineering. They are actually that bad.

and india has a lot of fradulent degree mills that will say Gurdeep has X qualification, for the right price of course.

>we

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>most competent doctors
lol, half of the fucking prescriptions that the indian doctors in my area hand out to patients we have to reject because theyd kill the patient. never a white doctor, always fucking doctor singh or patek

t. pharmacyfag

White people hiring Indians is like white men dating women from the third world: you don't have to worry about them fucking up too much because they're easily replaceable.

>entire dev team is in India
>the software we sell has amateur as fuck bugs and problems
>can’t have a clients email more than once ANYWHERE in the system
>test instances can’t even be deleted
>shit just gets more bloated and slower
>search function broke on my second week

I thought pajeets were just a meme but no, it turns out I am the meme.

Watch out man, OP is going to dismiss your real life experience (which mirrors mine and the other guys in IT ITT) as 'anecdote' and move on.

OP is a pajeet "IT admin" who is trying to get his CTR bucks. The only value this thread brought me was seeing posts like yours which describe my experience with pajeets to the T. Amazing we all have the same anecdotes, huh? At some point OP, anecdotes that are all the same form a pattern--patterns can be predicted and reinforce true bias.

Buuuut you wouldn't know anything about that, because you paid some pedo-cop-stache-poo-in-loo fake university for your fake degree.

We'll bury these faggots when the civil war kicks off. Can you imagine being a retarded pajeet in MURICA when the fucking day of the rope comes? Holy fug. OP can have his kicks now.

It's because they are incompetent, lazy, low IQ apes that shit in the street.

There is a reason why pajeets are all about "coding", its because it's a easy job. It's easy to cheat and scam your way in the industry.

You should see my CS department at my school, smells like BO and failure. They struggle with the simplest of program assignments.

poo.init()

Don't worry mate, a lot of Slavic triple digit IQ mathematics-background software engineers are being imported through L1B visas. I'm on my way, getting H1B next April and if not hopping onto L1B.

The mongol blood really did help.

Which state are you from anyways?

Please bring racism, we need it dearly

I went to school for CS with a Russian programmer back in 98, he was an awesome artist and an amazing coder. He liked to write in assembly whenever possible. High IQ Russians are pretty fucking useful.

stay home, pidorashka

he is an h1b scammer.
he acts entitled to exploit other nations, just like a typical poojeet.

theres millions of con-artists like him from india and eastern europe that exploit us, because of our systemic corruption.

Theres alot of Lithuanian and Ukrainian con-artists who immigrated here. They create fake companies and exploit h1bs...

One example is a Ukrainian, Roman Vintfeld, from Odessa who immigrated in the 90s. They setup a modelling agency ponzi scam and swindled millions of dollars over decades with fraud

ripoffreport.com/reports/interface/east-brunswick-new-jersey/interface-italent-roman-vintfeld-owner-roman-vintfeld-screws-employees-in-fl-md-nj-and-1171049

>Bielski Vintfeld & her husband Roman Vintfeld are crooks & cannot be trusted

>N.J. Modeling Agencies Accused of Fraud
abcnews.go.com/US/modeling-agencies-accused-fraud-jersey/story?id=14171475

abcnews.go.com/2020/video/interface-employee-parents-felt-blindsided-30096923

>Complaints filed against Boca Raton talent marketing firm
articles.sun-sentinel.com/2012-12-10/news/fl-interface-talent-boca-raton-20121201_1_interface-danielle-vintfeld-complaints

nj.com/middlesex/index.ssf/2013/02/east_brunswick_model_agency_ac.html

consumer2savlives.wordpress.com/tag/russia/

Our company does these all hands on deck calls and the fat black HR lady keeps dribbling on how they want to retain more diverse talent. We’ve lost about 40 employees because of this new management that wants Indians. My coworkers have gone from Texans to Pajeets and they suck at everything they do. Everyone hates it.

They put out a survey and asked how we could retain diverse talent. I simply wrote “merit. “

I've been waiting for technology to bring the world to a halt and force a reset, and this looks like the best way to get it done. Let the street shitters fuck up all the software and servers. I don't give a shit. It doesn't affect me or my life one single bit. If you would make the commitment to stop being a whiny little beta faggot, it wouldn't affect your life either.

>having this ready to go this quickly

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>indians are write shit code
Learn to write nigger

eastern eurpeans khazars are as much of a threat as poojeets and gooks. Brahmin gypsies are like these eastern euro gypsies that demand the wealth of the west, if you deny them they will claim you are anti-free market

their mentality is that of a Ukrainian hooker mail order bride that fools an American with a false sense of racial, traditional bond and comradery. They hide under the facade of this fake bond to immigrate to America and steal the wealth of the American fool.

many such cases

>there are people defending a shitty design choice by Boeing
>feature was made by an indian on a work visa
>mass death happens
geee, wonder why

nepotism. you will never be promoted again and your entire company will begin to suffer and fail.

universities & corporations have diversity programs and actively seek to recruit more non-whites, it is part of the globalist political agenda

immigration is a ponzi scheme corporations (now run by indians) profit from

china is doing this shit too.

its impossible to do any on-the-side programming work because chinese software-mills are full of barely competent slave labor who can do any project in a quarter of the time for practically nothing.

ever work for a company that had shitty in house software that barely worked and constantly caused problems? it was probably outsourced to some chinese "software firm" for pennies.

>Everyone saying H1B workers are paid less/ are slave labors
see this:

www glassdoor.com/research/h1b-workers/

>hire dieversity h1b poojets to code airplane software
>boeing crash

h1b poojet strikes again
Boeing is making a significant software change to an h1b flight-control system in the new 737 MAX aircraft implicated in crash.
Boeing publicly released details about the planned 737 MAX software update
wsj.com/articles/boeing-to-make-key-change-in-max-cockpit-software-11552413489
zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-12/australia-singapore-ground-boeing-737-max-8s-doubts-about-safety-grow

they're just treating you like little pet diversity hires, parading you around but not assigning you anything serious, like a minister without portfolio

Good job Pajeet. The Silicon Valley ponzi scheme s have to stop. Hopefully Snap is the first to implode.

Probably (((diverse))) programmers writing code that's as shitty as the color of their skin

Humans cost more.

>importing russian hackers
LOL I thought you cunts worked from home.

Having fat women, blacks or Indians in charge of HR is the death knell for any company.
They admit and promote purely on the basis of race, politics and/or gender identity and constantly run 'inclusivity programs' and 'diversity panels' to give themselves perceived value in the corporate bullring.

It would really help if countries observed their caste system and how it might affect intelligence levels, regardless of memorization ability when selecting workers. Think about it, high caste people have no real reason to want to leave India. They live well already. Low caste have every reason to want to leave and go to a place where they won't be judged on those merits. To an extent I agree with them, it's wrong for them to be automatically disregarded because of it, but at the same time, if they do show a lack of intelligence that more than likely is caste related, that can't be ignored when you're the employer either.

I had a US-born ethnically Indian boss once, and there was another Indian H1B type whose answer was always this super positive, confident "I'll do it" type thing, whatever the question. I work in a technical field, and it became quickly apparent that he couldn't do shit right, but still acted like he knew what he was doing. My boss said "it's an Indian cultural thing" and I believe him. I've seen it more than once now.

Indian "degrees" aren't worth the paper they're printed on

couple other Americans worked on a project with a few people from India. They had to meet certain milestones by a particular date. The American team did everything they were supposed to do on time. The team in India did not complete their tasks on time. The team in America tried to pull their weight, but it wasn't enough to complete the milestone in time.

We expect corporations to react rationally and in the best interest of their bottom line, but this isn't the case. Management saw that the dev team didn't complete their goals in time, so what did they do? Get to the bottom of the situation and reprimand the team in India? Of course not. They let go of one of the people on the American team because he was costing them too much money, and they replaced him with another Indian worker. Management's response to missing a deadline was to punish the team that did well and reward the team that failed, just because it saved them money in light of missing the deadline. They shot themselves in the foot.

If this isn't corporate and economic suicide, then I don't know what is. None of these companies have any idea that they're operating in a complete irrational way. You will never convince them. They can't even get their bottom line right.

It's a truly bizarre time to be alive, lads.

machinedesign.com/engineering-education/myth-chinese-and-indian-engineers

Nepotist smelly assholes.

archive.is/mpdIv

Same experience here OP. I'm also a software engineer. I work for a fortune 100 company in Phoenix, AZ. The lunch room is basically unusable because of the pajeets shitting it up with their crappy food and fucking screech music playing on cell phones. All the whites just go off campus to eat and the Indians fuck around in the company cafe all day. I'm leaving as soon as I can because I can't stand to see all these fucking retards that we let get in so some corrupt corporate fuck can pad his paycheck.
Remove Pajeet.

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Hey,

I’m a CS student, lower level courses right now. I can’t see myself doing any other career.

Any tips for guys like me with nothing on their resume?
And what might be in demand in the near future?

Sorry if I’m annoying you with these...computer science is a “fad” right now with society pushing everyone to code but I love OOP, that’s really what I want to do and I dont want to lose a job interview because of some mistake I could’ve avoided.

Thank you

>Any tips for guys like me with nothing on their resume?
Make a PR every weekend on github. Attend local tech meetups and offer to present on a topic, any topic, it doesn't matter if you are a beginner, if you can show you are a decent programmer but can actually talk to people that's a huge advantage.
Also don't be a fucking autist.
>And what might be in demand in the near future?
Data science is big right now, you might be able to catch that wave if you hurry. I have no idea what's coming next desu.

Fuck pejeets