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You literally cannot express any heterosexual desire anymore without causing major asshurt.

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What kind of man types like this?

Even faggots know what they are doing is wrong. That is why they need pride months, fag parades, etc.

Dizz is good for when your Carmen is entire parsecs away

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Well it gets a number all in one place, together...

What sort of faggot still has heterosexual desire in the current year?

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wait, which one is dizzy? are you saying that bitch on the right is the same bitch from a 20 year old movie????

a thirsty one

fuuuuuck why is everyone on twitter so unoriginal ? it fucking kills me

same shit on reddit

fuuuuuck why is everyone on twitter so unoriginal ? it fucking kills me

Dizz was always the superior choice.

can't be. did you even see the movie? she dies.

>What kind of man types like this?
this one

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Literally who?

Fernando El Pissado

wait which one was dizzy? the curly haired ginger? would still fuck to this day if so

>without causing major asshurt.
what asshurt?

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I think the problem is his gross desperation. Women hate that more than anything.

Checked
Agreed.
Dina Meyer was 29 in that movie, and hot af

She's a jew tho

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English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

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Just be chaddy, or be gay. Free pass to look at women

Every single time.

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wow she get lucky or has a good plastic surgeon, she doesn't look jewish in the slightest. also fix your phone and charge it you heathen.

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why would a nigger know english?

Cringe

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>Affronted Alfredo
>Annoyed Alberto
>Assblasted Alejandro
>Autistic Armando
>Bitter Benito
>Buttblasted Benicio
>Cosntipated Carlos
>Displeased Diego
>Enraged Enrique
>Enojado Esteban
>Frustrated Felipe
>Furious Fernando
>Furioso Francisco
>Grouchy Gustavo
>Irrate Iván
>Irritated Ignacio
>Mad Maximiliano
>Molesto Miguel
>Offended Óscar
>Outraged Octavio
>Peeved Pablo
>Pissed Pedro
>Raging Reynaldo
>Rabid Roberto
>Resentful Raúl
>Riled Ricardo
>Rustled Ramón
>Rowdy Rodrigo
>Salty Santiago
>Seething Sergio

it rhymes with coyboy

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