How do I lose my virginity

How do I lose my virginity

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By courting a modest woman, marrying her, and having children.

first a young grasshopper must ask "why?"

Money or class. Can't do it without one of those

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nice digits, this thread is over

Well you obviously need to have sex to lose your virginity.

>OP gets raped
Will that satisfy you?

Not so bad yourself partner

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Just. Have. Sex.
Jesus

The wiener goes in the vagene. Do that and you are not a virgin anymore.

Have sex.

Have decent genetics.

Seriously I'm an idiot but genetics gets me all the guys and girls I want.

Fag detected.

just pay you retard

Stfu faggot

Grab rope, a gun, and chloroform.
Alternatively, walk down every alley in niggerville

Faggot

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have sex

you put your PP in a vgagina

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Hot. Keep going

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You become 18 and go to College/University and find a girl you want to have sex with. Then you date and have sex with her.
It doesn't have to be in that order though

Go to jail, offer boipucci for drugs

and then you move youre hips back and forth until your PP feels real good and pees out white stuff

The first step is having friends and a social media presence. If you don’t have these things it’s about as bad as having advanced-stage syphilis in a woman’s eyes. For the love of god, fix your shit before you’re 30, jobless and friendless, or it’s all over.

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But what if he is a supreme gentleman?

>guys and girls

Being mentally defective = you have shit genes. Is this the first time anyone's told you the truth?

Aww.

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You go to College/University and buy a gun.
Case closed

How do I have sex with a fat man when I'm 6 months pregnant? He can't get on top anymore and my abdominal muscles hurt really bad when I get on top. Pls help

Lol replied to my own post, too early for shitposting

You got 50 bucks?

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By pretending it matters without a whore or w/e until you realize creating a family is ultimate goal that the leftists tell you is bad.

Have sex

How are Amsterdam whorehouses?

overrated, honestly you should just become a wizard
t. wish I didn't forfeit my wizardom to some fatty thot

>going to college miraculously makes you not a virgin
hate this meme

all that UV cannot be good for their lenses and retinas

kek if you're a beta incel when you graduate high school you'll be a beta incel in college