How do we solve the HPV problem?

Trick their minds*

No woman likes anal, not even in their trick-fucked minds. Just depends on how much money you have and how much you're willing to give them.

cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/infectious-agents/hpv-and-cancer

This is why you should only eat ass if you have a mustache. The hairs catch the virus before it can enter your mouth.

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ban tinder, gas roasties, hasten the development of sex androids.

Someone post that picture of what the HPV virus looks like - spoopy shit!

Abstinence and chastity

KEK, nah they won't core her butthole out like a cow mutilation or something. Most likely they'll try chemotherapy, or maybe something that I don't even know about

He fucked her ass

This. Don't have sex, save yourself for marriage.

Kek, unbelievable

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so she's going to get radiation up the ass? I hope she films it. How do you poop with chemical burns on your balloon knot?

Enjoy

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don't have sex or get married.

Hell if I know, but great question

Sadly HPV is one of the STDs that can affect even kissless virgins.

HPV is most famous for being the primary cause of body warts.

Their favorite targets are the feet and hands and people most often catch them from public spaces like the gym, public showers, etc, causing foot warts and hand warts that can seriously affect your quality of life since warts can be painful.

Yeah, some people manage to freeze the warts away or surgically remove them but sometimes the warts can be lifelong and permanent.

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thanks kikes, the confetti was a nice touch.

Your body can reverse any disease. Google dr sebi

I had one wart in my whole life. It was on one of my fingers. Am I infected for life?

no sodomy

sodomy is any sexual act that isn't penis in vagina

Choose an elective colostomy now, anons. Choose the baggy, leave that ass fiddling behind.

i am fine with not eating pussy but not ok with not eating ass

nah just take a cotton ball soaked in apple cider vinegar and band-aid it over the wart, shit drops right off in a week. replying for a friend

Is eating pussy sodomy?

>Sadly HPV is one of the STDs that can affect even kissless virgins.

Yeah, like 0.1% of the population per studies. Sure thing, you can contract it from your mum. But fortunately, most mothers wash their hands after masturbation.

have sex

do you want throat cancer?

I'm taking that as a "no, it's not."

>how do we fix HPV
we dont, this is what you get for being a degenerate.

My ex love being conquered and nothing made her feel my strength more than when I told her I could take her ass and she couldn't stop me.

She would always trick herself mentally
>I am not some degenerate slut, I just role play one.

STDs are god's punishment for whores and harlots and if anything, we need more. Deadlier ones, immune to drugs and anti microbial treatment.

All diseases are mother nature's methods of culling, ingenious human minds have stunted her to the point that our own cells need to warp and kill themselves to have a chance at killing people

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>anal cancer
Lel

LoL

No

>imblygin that humans have stopped doing stupid shit because it is dangerous.
It won't stop, and no one should.

Let it wipe out the degens and the stupids, as it should be.

Retard, it's not the same virus strain

God fuck all these pol armchair m.d.'s

HPV kills thots and faggots. It's /ourguy/ and it shouldn't be stopped.

It is according to the bible.
Don't get hung up on it, if we still listened to every word in that thing you could pay off a rape with a handful of silver coins.

I did this and it worked, also I would cut into the wart every night before applying the acv.
Stings like fuck.

>implying rape isn't simply theft because women are simply property

lol.. who the fuck did they piss off to get a headline like that