I don't know how to be normal and it's ruining my marriage. I haven't the slightest clue how to be romantic...

I don't know how to be normal and it's ruining my marriage. I haven't the slightest clue how to be romantic, and that's what she wants from me. We're broke as fuck because we have two toddlers so spending much isn't an option. Help a /b/ro save his marriage, how do I be romantic for cheap?

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Include the toddlers in your lovemaking.

what do you think romance is exactly
if she literally said "i want romance" disregard that horseshit because she got it from the television and she has no idea what she means by it.

She's going to cuck you, by the way. If she is openly complaining about you not being romantic it's all but over. Good luck with the divorce.

You're going to get alimony cucked, never fall for the roast beef jew.

Tldr shes fucking someone else and trying to find some reason to blame you to cope with the fact that she is a traitor.
You're fucked lol

Buy her a scented candle from walmart

The woman just needs a man that can make more money, but women aren’t intellectually honest so it comes out as, “oh youre not romantic”
You can test it by writing her a love letter and by finding something fun to do with her. She will probably change her stance to “just not feeling it anymore” is my guess.
Just break up with her now and plow someone younger and hotter.

seriously this. whether you live or die is completely irrelevant to her at this point; she already owns the kids in her own mind and is planning to let her future nigger boyfriend do whatever he wants with em.
there isn't really much you can do here without the police getting involved

Here's some actual advice:
Do all the little things that show you care about her. Clean something without being asked. Surprise her by making a nice home cooked meal. Express that you want to spend time with her. Ask her about her interests/shows/day. Touch her more as you pass each other in the house

not your blog faggot
also this

When did this "you're not romantic enough" problem come up? Just now or before you had kids?

Write her love letters.

And cunilingus.

You don’t need money to be romantic, dude. Pick some flowers and give them to her. Clean the fucking kitchen and house when you get home, and tell her you’re doing it because you know how hard she has to work to take care of the kids, or take the kids out so she can get her sanity back. Learn how to cook a decent meal, then serve it on a properly set table with a candle and some flowers that you stole from your neighbors garden. Taking care of kids is hard as fuck, and more so now that everyone is addicted to a phone. Give her a massage, even the ugliest woman has nice skin. All that shit is free. Stop looking at your fucking phone when you get home, and throw the goddam incel generator game console in the trash, that part of your life is over and you should prioritize (by prioritize I mean go all-in) being a husband, father, roll model and citizen. Also, go to church because if you don’t your kids will be brainwashed into hating you by their early 20s.

Mate, youre having problems. We cant get children because I am porn addicted freak and she isnt "ready" yet.

Also, stop watching porn. Seriously, fucking stop. The jews got you addicted as part of the plan to destroy the nuclear family. You have the opportunity to be the patriarch of a family, but porn will destroy your ability to have a healthy sex life with your wife.

This. But it wont help, if your woman isnt "ready" yet.

why did you get married then?

t. nice guy

How much is rent in the friend zone these days?

OP you are much better off semi raping her periodically than buying her flowers. She will unironically love you more that way. Make her do the dishes, too. Women have no fucking idea what they want, and what they want is Genghis Khan.

these two things. start tomorrow, because the worst case is that you're already too late and jamal is fucking her while you're gone. if not, you have no time to waste.

Write down your favourite memories in a book, even better, turn it into poetry. And read it to her.

Women love that shit.

Bullshit. It’s over when she stops complaining.

This. OP you need to fuck the shit out of her a few times ASAP

Women want to be "raped", if youre doing it wrong, you'll see the divorce lawyer.

have date night at home, watch her favorite movie with her, make her dinner (inb4 "that's what cucks do"), give her a massage, tell her your favorite memories with her, sing her a stupid song (you are my sunshine is a great one), write her a poem, draw her a picture, tell her the reasons you love her, literally endless things. romance isn't about spending money (courting is about spending money) romance is about attention and affection and showing you care. if you wife insists you spend money to be romantic, then she's a greedy kike. i know saying this is pointless, but yes i am female so trust me on everything i said.
>inb4 tits or gtfo

will you be my girlfriend?

Can’t inb4 Rule #30, bust those puppies out

Have you tried simple shit like just going for walks together, kissing her hello and goodbye. Talking about your day and asking about hers. Havi g a least one night a week where you fuck the shit out of her?

You don't need to spend much money, if any at all.

Make a skin suit out of her body, tuck your dick in and play the happy wife!

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Best comment. His marriage is dead at this point anyhow.

I second the bits others said about cleaning shit without being asked ect. Take responsibility, pull your weight and that's the bulk of it sorted. Then just give her nice little surprises that don't cost anything, tell her you love her, compliment her, and touch her whenever the opportunity comes up.

If she still says that when you are taking care of all your responsibilities and giving her all the attention that you should be to maintain a relationship, it's not about romance, it's probably about money or itchy feet. Also get the TV jew out of your lives, that's probably the bulk of the issue.

And don't let Jow Forums blackpill you too hard. At least you are still with the mother of your children, and that's worth trying to keep. Just put in the work dude. And it is work. Hard work. It was too hard for me, I was able to keep my exes happy in bed, but could not keep them happy in the romance or everyday maintainance department, especially once the honeymoon phase was over, and I started needing time in my own head.

Just don't let yourself get lazy. That's the best piece of advice I can give.

Romance is about suffering.

She either wants drama or security. If she really means romance, then she wants drama. If she means "do something thoughtful," she wants you to show you how much you love her and be affectionate towards her.

Neither of these things require money.

In the first case, I suggest you fight someone in her honor. It's what medieval knights did. Risking your own safety will inspire lovesickness in her, which will in turn make her love you more. You'd also look really cool.

In the second case, I suggest you make her breakfast in bed. Go down on her while she's eating (this step is optional). Run a warm bath afterwards and bathe with eachother. Kiss her while you clean her. Afterwards, have towels laid out on the bed and give her a full body massage. I recommend grapeseed oil. Later in the day, take her clothes shopping (it's the sentiment that counts, don't need to break the bank). Rent a tandem bicycle and go on a picnic. Go to a museum or a theater afterwards. Your ability to organize all of this will show her both your competence as a man and your devotion as a husband.

These are just suggestions. And don't just "be romantic" once every 5 years. Do something really sweet at least once a week, even if it's just telling her how beautiful you think she is. She'll take better care of your children when you do. What she's trying to tell you is that she's stressed out and needs a break. So give her one.

also, get a hobby you can do with her, like mountain climbing or target shooting.

Thats a shitty wagecuck advise. She wants an adventure. Maybe a nigger.

Impressionable youth here. Which of these anons is closer to the truth?

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Your issue appears to be your unwillingness to engage.

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Succesful Sperging On Women, 101
The secret is flattery. Women are vain and want to believe. The trick is in faking sincerity in a convincing way, but you don't have to be that good because most of them aren't very bright.
Oh, and when you're done, don't wipe yourself on the bedroom drapes.

This except there's a chance she hasn't done it yet, but is working her way toward justifying it.

user here is almost correct but has it flipped around. What most women need is to feel appreciated. This is something you can't and need not force. Think on it and be honest.

>Do you have any idea how much easier you make my life by doing this?
>Nobody cooks anymore, certainly not like this. I am so lucky to have you.
>I missed you extra today. I always miss you, but for some reason today I couldn't stop thinking about you.
>I've been listening to that album you were talking about. You know, sometimes I don't give you enough credit.

Okay, maybe SOME of this isn't quite the exact truth, but work your way toward it anyhow. Be careful not to lay the compliments on as thick as I have here. The point is to let her know you admire her and value what she does, without coming across as coached or manipulative.

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Babies only need to eat crackers till they are like 7. Saltine crackers or only a couple bucks a box (and thats Canadian) and should last a whole week. WTF man? Babies dont cost hardly anything.

>Babies only need to eat crackers till they are like 7. Saltine crackers or only a couple bucks a box (and thats Canadian) and should last a whole week. WTF man? Babies dont cost hardly anything.
A fucking LEAF post. Good quality.