I don't know how to be normal and it's ruining my marriage. I haven't the slightest clue how to be romantic...

I don't know how to be normal and it's ruining my marriage. I haven't the slightest clue how to be romantic, and that's what she wants from me. We're broke as fuck because we have two toddlers so spending much isn't an option. Help a /b/ro save his marriage, how do I be romantic for cheap?

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Include the toddlers in your lovemaking.

what do you think romance is exactly
if she literally said "i want romance" disregard that horseshit because she got it from the television and she has no idea what she means by it.

She's going to cuck you, by the way. If she is openly complaining about you not being romantic it's all but over. Good luck with the divorce.

You're going to get alimony cucked, never fall for the roast beef jew.

Tldr shes fucking someone else and trying to find some reason to blame you to cope with the fact that she is a traitor.
You're fucked lol

Buy her a scented candle from walmart

The woman just needs a man that can make more money, but women aren’t intellectually honest so it comes out as, “oh youre not romantic”
You can test it by writing her a love letter and by finding something fun to do with her. She will probably change her stance to “just not feeling it anymore” is my guess.
Just break up with her now and plow someone younger and hotter.

seriously this. whether you live or die is completely irrelevant to her at this point; she already owns the kids in her own mind and is planning to let her future nigger boyfriend do whatever he wants with em.
there isn't really much you can do here without the police getting involved

Here's some actual advice:
Do all the little things that show you care about her. Clean something without being asked. Surprise her by making a nice home cooked meal. Express that you want to spend time with her. Ask her about her interests/shows/day. Touch her more as you pass each other in the house