Bill Waterson

How can one man be so based.

He created something good and put his heart into it.

and most of all he refused to sell out to the jews.

they tried, but he wouldnt let them sap his artistic talent for money.

It will always be known as what it is, not some knockoff cartoon or disney film.

just a wholesome, philosophical comic that tugs at your heart strings.

Thank you Bill, for preserving Calvins innocence and not handing him over to the degenerate horde.

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Very based. Thank you Bill.

Just wait, his estate will inherit his copyrights, and they'll sell them off for quick money.

I was blown away when he retired. He must have seen it coming.

Bill Watterson hated Captialistic Jews. That’s why he never sold off his characters to companies. He hated the idea of merchandising.

>not playing calvinball
thanx for kicking me in the balls jew rat kike

Those Calvin peeing stickers still piss me off.

meta advertising. "Oh look ,Calvin is pissing on Nike, so funny and counter culture." Little do they know that evoking the symbol of a popular brand is the same as an advertisement in itself. EVERYTHING IS AN AD. I HATE THIS WORLD.

lol i have never liked any internet faggot who goes on about this comic. they didnt rerun it in the funnies when i was a kid and frankly it explains where a lot of the snarky moronic geeks came from, r/atheists and the like.
same speech patterns, same sarcastic "humor", same baseless existentialism, same pseudo-intellectualism, same lack of true parental love.
it was definitely one of the bigger NPC programming products in those days.

The thing is that it's counter to everything Bill wanted his character to be. If you read the comic that's not something Calvin would do.

Watterson is based and redpilled.

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Who let these redditfags in here

It's a quality comic, you're missing out if you don't read one of the anthologies of them. Calvin is pretty red-pilled.

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he could have made millions from sponsorships and t-shirts and all that, but chose not to.
a man of integrity.

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waterson was slow redpill drip to the youth right in their own newspapers

absolute madman

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Lmao, he'll die, his beneficiaries will sell out, and we'll put another nail in.
If we can't win through force, we simply wait and time does the work for us.
Stay mad :>)

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I had a calvin and hobbs T-shirt. Don't remember where i got it, not where it went

Calvin & Hobbes is based and redpilled. was lucky to get a massive 3 volume hardcover collection as a young kid

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I don't think there's anything Watterson hated more than TV.

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>comic is about how much having this stuffed animal meant to Calvin and all the joy it brought him in his childhood
>refuses to allow other children the opportunity to have a Hobbes
Watterson is a piece of shit

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haha its funny because bill waterson was a direct part of this very problem and took pride in replacing children's loved ones with his own cartoon characters!

He's absurdly redpilled. He predicted today's sjw culture back in the early 90's.

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Watterson predicted vaporwave

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Same, fucking animals.

i could go for some Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs right now

The same company makes both those Jesus fish stickers in the traditional "evolution" and counter evolution variations.
It's all so tiresome

lol

Probably buying some Cormac McCarthy

just like eat some reeses for breakfast my dude

>It will always be known as what it is, not some knockoff cartoon or disney film.
I'd heard that they had been trying to make a movie based on the comic but that it fell through when watterson wouldn't cooperate. Thank God. I had 3 of the whole books and they were my childhood. Thank God Hollywood couldnt ruin it.

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Lol, for how long would you have to offer yourself to an American tourist to afford that in Canada?

Yep, this + Hey Arnold = basedboy combustion

>tiger
>one eye
>plays with little kid all day

Hmm, this is probably Tavistock Shriner/Mason shit.

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DER BOOMER

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Wtf dude
>sivart

Watterson is based like that, he refuses to sell any of his creations out to corporate billionaires. He even once said that he would take the copyright of the characters to his grave.

>why do appearancs of thing X raise awareness for thing X? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
lol

Many kids had a Hobbes by another name. Are there really children who are so unoriginal and spoiled that they believe their lives will be worse off for not having a Calvin & Hobbes-branded stuffed animal?

>this is probably Tavistock Shriner/Mason shit.
Why do Christians continue to bitch about a group that hasn’t been relevant since the 50s? This is why people are becoming less religious.

e-celebs

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Oh fuck off

Spaceman spiff is based

maybe he's going to buy mein kampf

Reading Calvin and Hobbes feels like a redpill overdose

Damn i didnt knew they were so redpilled. Our newspapers have these vignetes but they are pretty tame.

which part did you get offended by? i didnt say anything untrue whatsoever.
>Hey Arnold
now this one i dont quite get, explain user, im interested.

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It was a bland, unforgettable show. Probably one of the worst Nicktoons.

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1/10 bait

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The only good nicktoons were from the original three. Rocko and Ren & Stimpy were good, Rugrats was shit.

Anyone can have a Hobbes.

You are Joe Rogan are you not

THIS is exactly why Calvin and Hobbes is a dogshit comic.
>Hey new mommy, lemme show you how smart and cute I am by deconstructing all this junk mail and magazines we choose to pay for!
>am I good now? or should we do something about it?
>NO NO TOO SCARY! Lets be safe and continue consuming, but be real passive-aggressive about it to nobody in particular!
>Oh look our crotch-sproggling hypocritically desires more things despite constantly criticizing consumerism, just like us!
it encapsulates the disgusting nature of millennials and the general culture of the internet in the 2000's. pitiful, cowardly, contrarian, pseudointellectual, single-child atheist swine waiting to die just like the good goys they are.

The comic ran from 1985-1995 user.

>i wallow in my lack of participation
thats fucking good. these are very nostalgic

>when you realize you aren't an original moddern dissident, you were just programmed to be redpilled by a newspaper comic artist before the rest of (((media))) got to you

no face for this

oh well i guess all the single-mommy retards who gobbled it up back then just died when the comic was cancelled and never grew up, right?
i fucking wish.

You never read the comic, did you?

Wow you are trying really, really hard! Too bad about that.

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He refused to let a bunch of wrinkly steins and bergs make millions off his art.

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based hobbes

if your response to criticism against your programming is "did you not receive the programming too?" you are the DEFINITION of an NPC.
regardless i have read a good few online and even at the age of 12 when retards would post this shit of OG Jow Forums and something awful i knew it was retarded as fuck. the dad didnt seem like a real dad, the mom didnt seem like a real mom, it didnt relate to any aspect of my childhood at all.

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trying hard to what, exactly? i have already succeeded in getting you upset enough to click my post number and type all that up when you were perfectly happy to post your gay funnies comic without comment earlier.

The only person i know that's crazy about Calvin and Hobbes also loves Hey Arnold. None of these comics seem redpilled. They come off as narcissistic Tumblr shit to me. Just someone ranting at you for a couple slides.

This seems degenerate. Writing is more than diploma mill shit. The second comic normalizes le jewish mental health humor. These comics seems like demoralizing Tavistock shit.

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Dunno, he does sound like he has a point.

question, are you an aspy?

I also felt the same way about Homestar Runner. That was pure autism that was never entertaining. Early 2000's internet was le epic whale cancer.

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Is uncle Max gay? He looks pretty flamboyant there.

My grandma would buy me these for my birthday. I spent hours as a kid reading his comics. One of the bright spots in my life I guess.

Max was kind of a flash in the pan character that Watterson later regretted adding, partly because of how awkwardly he had to talk to the Dad and Mom characters (who have no names)

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question, can you argue without immediately resorting to accusations of intellectual inferiority via autism?

>NO NO TOO SCARY! Lets be safe and continue consuming, but be real passive-aggressive about it to nobody in particular!
calvin and hobbes was a great part of my childhood, but i will grant you this point. ive come to enjoy the well written snark and so i guess its subjective

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I'll take that as a "yes"

Is he talking about poltards here?

What he created is better than any religion.

i guarantee if you think about it seriously you will come to hate the man who made this shit
if that helps you feel good, maybe try posting some more comics, that will make mommy come back and everything feel good again.

Calvin never climbed the Burj Kahlifa.

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came to post this

Not everyone who knows the same things as you will come to the same conclusions. Having a little trouble with theory of mind?

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you know what this shit reminds me of? bart simpson. adult men convincing little boys that its funny and cute to be a retarded aggressive little brat is one of the most fucked up aspects of the modern age, right after the adult men sharing pornography with little boys through open forums like Jow Forums.

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objectivity exists, if you subjectively enjoy eating donkey shit then go ahead and have a ball.
just be prepared to feel upset when people mock the concept of donkey shit and the act of eating it.

>1995
Jesus

No you fucking retard, he's saying that the drivel you're spewing makes it obvious that you lack understanding of the context that makes the jokes funny.