Just wait, his estate will inherit his copyrights, and they'll sell them off for quick money.
Jeremiah Perry
I was blown away when he retired. He must have seen it coming.
Luis Mitchell
Bill Watterson hated Captialistic Jews. That’s why he never sold off his characters to companies. He hated the idea of merchandising.
Samuel Nelson
>not playing calvinball thanx for kicking me in the balls jew rat kike
Eli Taylor
Those Calvin peeing stickers still piss me off.
Henry Johnson
meta advertising. "Oh look ,Calvin is pissing on Nike, so funny and counter culture." Little do they know that evoking the symbol of a popular brand is the same as an advertisement in itself. EVERYTHING IS AN AD. I HATE THIS WORLD.
Carter Ward
lol i have never liked any internet faggot who goes on about this comic. they didnt rerun it in the funnies when i was a kid and frankly it explains where a lot of the snarky moronic geeks came from, r/atheists and the like. same speech patterns, same sarcastic "humor", same baseless existentialism, same pseudo-intellectualism, same lack of true parental love. it was definitely one of the bigger NPC programming products in those days.
Nicholas Jones
The thing is that it's counter to everything Bill wanted his character to be. If you read the comic that's not something Calvin would do.
Lmao, he'll die, his beneficiaries will sell out, and we'll put another nail in. If we can't win through force, we simply wait and time does the work for us. Stay mad :>)
>comic is about how much having this stuffed animal meant to Calvin and all the joy it brought him in his childhood >refuses to allow other children the opportunity to have a Hobbes Watterson is a piece of shit
haha its funny because bill waterson was a direct part of this very problem and took pride in replacing children's loved ones with his own cartoon characters!
Luke Cook
He's absurdly redpilled. He predicted today's sjw culture back in the early 90's.
i could go for some Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs right now
Charles Sullivan
The same company makes both those Jesus fish stickers in the traditional "evolution" and counter evolution variations. It's all so tiresome
Jordan Martinez
lol
Daniel King
Probably buying some Cormac McCarthy
Liam Bell
just like eat some reeses for breakfast my dude
Parker Hernandez
>It will always be known as what it is, not some knockoff cartoon or disney film. I'd heard that they had been trying to make a movie based on the comic but that it fell through when watterson wouldn't cooperate. Thank God. I had 3 of the whole books and they were my childhood. Thank God Hollywood couldnt ruin it.
Watterson is based like that, he refuses to sell any of his creations out to corporate billionaires. He even once said that he would take the copyright of the characters to his grave.
Juan Phillips
>why do appearancs of thing X raise awareness for thing X? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH lol
Robert Martinez
Many kids had a Hobbes by another name. Are there really children who are so unoriginal and spoiled that they believe their lives will be worse off for not having a Calvin & Hobbes-branded stuffed animal?
Isaiah Scott
>this is probably Tavistock Shriner/Mason shit. Why do Christians continue to bitch about a group that hasn’t been relevant since the 50s? This is why people are becoming less religious.
The only good nicktoons were from the original three. Rocko and Ren & Stimpy were good, Rugrats was shit.
Ryder Butler
Anyone can have a Hobbes.
Ethan Powell
You are Joe Rogan are you not
Christopher Nguyen
THIS is exactly why Calvin and Hobbes is a dogshit comic. >Hey new mommy, lemme show you how smart and cute I am by deconstructing all this junk mail and magazines we choose to pay for! >am I good now? or should we do something about it? >NO NO TOO SCARY! Lets be safe and continue consuming, but be real passive-aggressive about it to nobody in particular! >Oh look our crotch-sproggling hypocritically desires more things despite constantly criticizing consumerism, just like us! it encapsulates the disgusting nature of millennials and the general culture of the internet in the 2000's. pitiful, cowardly, contrarian, pseudointellectual, single-child atheist swine waiting to die just like the good goys they are.
Tyler Ortiz
The comic ran from 1985-1995 user.
Jeremiah Walker
>i wallow in my lack of participation thats fucking good. these are very nostalgic
Joseph Perez
>when you realize you aren't an original moddern dissident, you were just programmed to be redpilled by a newspaper comic artist before the rest of (((media))) got to you
no face for this
Wyatt Price
oh well i guess all the single-mommy retards who gobbled it up back then just died when the comic was cancelled and never grew up, right? i fucking wish.
Christian Robinson
You never read the comic, did you?
Nathan Long
Wow you are trying really, really hard! Too bad about that.
if your response to criticism against your programming is "did you not receive the programming too?" you are the DEFINITION of an NPC. regardless i have read a good few online and even at the age of 12 when retards would post this shit of OG Jow Forums and something awful i knew it was retarded as fuck. the dad didnt seem like a real dad, the mom didnt seem like a real mom, it didnt relate to any aspect of my childhood at all.
trying hard to what, exactly? i have already succeeded in getting you upset enough to click my post number and type all that up when you were perfectly happy to post your gay funnies comic without comment earlier.
Jeremiah Adams
The only person i know that's crazy about Calvin and Hobbes also loves Hey Arnold. None of these comics seem redpilled. They come off as narcissistic Tumblr shit to me. Just someone ranting at you for a couple slides.
This seems degenerate. Writing is more than diploma mill shit. The second comic normalizes le jewish mental health humor. These comics seems like demoralizing Tavistock shit.
Is uncle Max gay? He looks pretty flamboyant there.
Jonathan Roberts
My grandma would buy me these for my birthday. I spent hours as a kid reading his comics. One of the bright spots in my life I guess.
Justin Morgan
Max was kind of a flash in the pan character that Watterson later regretted adding, partly because of how awkwardly he had to talk to the Dad and Mom characters (who have no names)
question, can you argue without immediately resorting to accusations of intellectual inferiority via autism?
James Edwards
>NO NO TOO SCARY! Lets be safe and continue consuming, but be real passive-aggressive about it to nobody in particular! calvin and hobbes was a great part of my childhood, but i will grant you this point. ive come to enjoy the well written snark and so i guess its subjective
i guarantee if you think about it seriously you will come to hate the man who made this shit if that helps you feel good, maybe try posting some more comics, that will make mommy come back and everything feel good again.
you know what this shit reminds me of? bart simpson. adult men convincing little boys that its funny and cute to be a retarded aggressive little brat is one of the most fucked up aspects of the modern age, right after the adult men sharing pornography with little boys through open forums like Jow Forums.
objectivity exists, if you subjectively enjoy eating donkey shit then go ahead and have a ball. just be prepared to feel upset when people mock the concept of donkey shit and the act of eating it.
Owen Sanchez
>1995 Jesus
Caleb Watson
No you fucking retard, he's saying that the drivel you're spewing makes it obvious that you lack understanding of the context that makes the jokes funny.