History lesson: A Christian tale of the Big Black Cock

n keeping with the title of the thread we are only concerned with history as can be discerned from the Bible.The Hebrew and Christian Bibles, tells you that Egypt was the land of Ham.


Ham (Hebrew meaning hot, burnt, black) was part of the family of eight who survived the great flood. Descendants of Ham populated Africa and parts of Asia. The word Ham is believed to come from the word Khawm which means “black, hot, and burnt” in Hebrew. Ham had 4 sons. They make up the Afro-Asiatic family. The Bible stated that Ham and his sons, and their soon-to-be descendants lived and became the forefathers of the modern African continent.


It has been rumored from time immemorial that when it comes to genitalia, Black men are generally more endowed than are men of other races. The behavior (or more accurately, misbehavior) of some White slave owners would suggest the veracity of such a conclusion given that, being insanely jealous of them, White slave owners not only brutalized or killed generously endowed male slaves they didn’t like, they also castrated them. The wives of these slave owners, as well as other female friends and relatives, didn’t help matters by craving the sexual attention of slave men.


To this very day there are tales among White women, Black women, Asian women, Latinas and others that “once you’ve had Black, you never go back.” In plain English, they’re saying that once you’ve been with a well-endowed Black man, it’s highly unlikely that you’d ever be sexually satisfied in the same way by a man of another race.

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Intriguingly, this thought is not a new one. The Bible notes that ancient women of Israel and Judah who were of easy virtue shared the same sentiments as do their 21st-century counterparts. In fact, several religiously diverse translations of the Bible bear this out. All are popular conservative versions that are at the same time literal translations. Note how they render a very revealing verse found in the book of Ezekiel.


(1) “And you went prostituting yourself to the sons of Egypt, your neighbors great of flesh, and you continued making your prostitution abound in order to offend me.” (Ezekiel 16:26; New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures) In committing spiritual adultery the nation of Israel, considered by Jehovah to be his symbolic wife, worshiped idol gods and trusted in foreign nations instead of her Husbandly Owner. The symbolisms were reality based. Therefore, “the sons of Egypt” (or, Africans) were literally “great of flesh.” A footnote in the New World Translation says this refers to “the genital organ.” Bluntly stated, it literally translates into this clause: ‘the African who has a great-sized genital organ.’ Yes, Black Africans had such a reputation of sexual prowess that God saw to it that Ezekiel, under inspiration, documented this fact as an aside. Other versions of the Bible also have rather illuminating translations.


(2) “You have played the harlot with your neighbors, the sensual Egyptians; over and over you have done it.” (Ezekiel 16:26; The Bible: A New Translation, by James Moffatt) This Protestant translation leaves no doubt that African men were indeed “sensual.” Insofar as sex with these super “sensual” Black men was concerned, Jewish women were told by God, “over and over you have done it” with the Africans. A somewhat graphic description of this scenario is not confined to the two Protestant translations above.

(3) “You have lain down for those big-membered neighbors, the Egyptians” says The Jerusalem Bible at Ezekiel 16:26. This well-known Catholic translation leaves little to the imagination. Again, these Black Africans from Egypt were “big-membered” when compared to men of other races. The Israelite women knew this all too well for they had “lain down” with them. Be that as it may, it gets even more interesting.


According to this same translation, The Jerusalem Bible, Ezekiel 23:3 exposes Jewish women saying that it was in Africa that “their nipples were handled…[and that] their virgin breast were first fondled” by Black men. (I’m guessing they didn’t teach you this in Sunday school) And to top things off, the New World Translation renders Ezekiel 23:19, 20 as follows: “And she kept multiplying her acts of prostitution to the point of calling to mind the days of her youth, when she prostituted herself in the land of Egypt. And she kept lusting in the style of concubines belonging to those whose fleshly member is as the fleshly member of male asses and whose genital organ is as the genital organ of male horses.”


The New English Bible, another Protestant translation, is even more descriptive. It says of symbolic Jerusalem: “She was infatuated with their [Black] male prostitutes, whose members were like those of asses and whose seed came in floods like that of horses.” (Ezekiel 23:20) Not to be outdone, the Catholic Jerusalem Bible translates this text as follows: “She had been infatuated by profligates big-membered as donkeys, ejaculating as violently as stallions.” (Ezekiel 23:20)


Whatever the case, the Bible isn’t prudish on matters of sex. So, the next time you hear someone say that Black men have it going on in the bedroom, surprise them by saying, “You know, that’s in the Bible."


Amen.

Anglos mad lmfao

>jew
>god floods the world
>"but its ok you get to repopulate it"
>forget to leave your half-nigger son named "Ham" behind
>fucking little niglet crawledin with the monkeys
>OH FUCK 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL, NOT 3
and thats why jews dont eat pork.

history lesson from a nigga that doesnt know his kid’s names lmao

that's a future lesson

"Niggers have big dicks" -- The Bible

Christcucks eternally BTFO holy fuck

>once you go black you never go back
Yeah because any half decent, self respecting white man would never touch a woman who’d been with a nigger. That’s the equivalent of a woman admitting she fucked a dog.

Niggers are not humans. They’re a different species of animal, in terms of genetics.

>blah blah blah
shut the fuck up NIGGER

in Tom Sharpe's farces of South Africa in The Apartheid Era. Riotous Assembly begins with the horror evinced by Kommondant van Heerden of the Piemburg Police Force, when he realises the pillar of respectable white society, Lady Hazelstone, murdered her black cook when he refused to continue having sex with her. It becomes not only a murder case but confronts the unspeakable horror of a white woman actually wanting to have sex with a Zulu. Indecent Exposure sees the lunatic racist Liutnant Verkramp, placed in charge of the police, deciding to use aversion therapy to deter his policemen from raping black women note . Note Verkramp's priority is not the rape, but the fact white policemen are raping black women - a bigger crime in the Apartheid era. The Nazi-refugee Dr von Blimenstein enthusiastically assists with the therapy. In her day job as psychiatrist, she deals with the sexually repressed neuroses and paranoia of white South African women, that one day the blacks will rise and rape every white woman they can, and, well, the blecks are so big, aren't they? She clinically calls this "black man fever".

Your own holy book says blacks have big cocks.

That greentext made me laugh way more than it should have. Damn.

Fuck off with your edgy racism you fucking underage fuck. Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to say that anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little faggot.

Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realise that you're a fucking dickhead.
Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin faggot incel with a non-existant social life.
The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking comments on an anonymous fucking image board.

I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you autistic fuck. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably shit-tier walmart desktop because you're too poor to afford a decent one, or maybe you're too socially inept to go out and buy one. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby cheeto-stained fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained mattress to cry yourself to sleep. You are nothing. You will never be something. You fucking lardass social reject.

It says Egyptians did. Niggers aren't Egyptians. Niggers are SUB saharan. SOUTH of the Sahara desert. Egypt is north of the desert.

Is it black history month or something?

>potatoe potato

Shitty pasta

Not at all, retard.

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yea, the light-brown potatos with big dicks and the shit-brown potatoes who washed their big dicks.

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Nice deflection wh*toid

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Even mans best friend is cucking you these days.

Jews love black cock

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Jewish and white women love bbc

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Im sure he just went to get some smokes keep waiting any decade now

A white person bothered to write and meme all of this... surely niggers can't fucking read.

I swear to god it's too fucking funny.

Homo americanus, please. I know you defend shitskins since you share their DNA, but this is too much.

Exactly.
Once you go black, no self-respecting white man will ever want anything to do with you again.

Ham does not mean 'burned' or black. It is etymologically connected to 'hot' but also 'wall'

Egyptian royalty was white.

Hes such a nigger even his sperm is black

>academic.oup.com/sf/article-abstract/89/3/807/2235576

>Using data from 6070 U.S. heterosexual internet dating profiles, this study examines how racial and gender exclusions are revealed in the preferences of black, Latino, Asian and white online daters. Consistent with social exchange and group positions theories, the study finds that whites are least open to out-dating and that, unlike blacks, Asians and Latinos have patterns of racial exclusion similar to those of whites. Like blacks, higher earning groups including Asian Indians, Middle Easterners and Asian men are highly excluded, suggesting that economic incorporation may not mirror acceptance in intimate settings. Finally, racial exclusion in dating is gendered; Asian males and black females are more highly excluded than their opposite-sex counterparts, suggesting that existing theories of race relations need to be expanded to account for gendered racial acceptance.

It's behind a paywall but essentially it says that white women don't wan't your nigger dicks

Ayoo, papist dog, suck mah toe while I tell my prayers.

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Ezekiel did refer symbolically to the spiritual decadence of the people of his time by comparing them to an unfaithful woman lusting after big cocks (foreign cultures), instead of staying loyal to her husband (the culture and commandments of the Torah).

The men with big dicks Ezekiel refers to symbolically however are Egyptians. Egyptians were not black. EGYPTIANS WERE NOT BLACK. YOU WAZ NOT KANGS. Sorry.

Even if niggers have bigger cocks, no white woman worth a grain of salt would fuck one. Not one. You can keep all the degenerate whores. Damaged goods.

Fun facts!

The average penile length of a negro is 4.1 inches.

The average penile length of an asiatic is 4.4 inches.

The average penile length of a White Man is 5.8 inches.

Big White Cock isn't a myth, like the "BBC", it is a scientific fact that is backed up with peer reviewed studies and tons of evidence.

Once you've gone White, you know you've done right!

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White like Obama?

Why fo xou know so much about cocks user?

> Walking around naked / too poor for a rucksack from spoiled potatoes
> blood and disease flowing from his urethra
> carrying a shovel or other historical farm equipment
> no children — because he deserted them
> by himself — smell
> no horse or cart — waiting for gibs

Yes. I believe this is in most ways historically accurate

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Stop replying to obvious shill topics.

Egyptians aren't sub saharan africans and Ezekiel uses that language rhetorically to emphasize the perbersion of Israel's women. Ancient mediterranean people actually thought really large penises were gross or comical at best.

Someone has to disprove the bbc myth.

Shh, Igor. Adults are talking, go water the family cabbage futures

>The average penile length of a negro is 4.1 inches.
>The average penile length of an asiatic is 4.4 inches.
>The average penile length of a White Man is 5.8 inches

Maybe post source for this outrageous claim? Every study I've seen has it differently.

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>shitskins are inferior
>look, ignore all evidence and accept jewish lie that inferior shitskins built greatest ancient civilization of all time, whyteboi
K, nigger. You win. All of the glories of Egypt were created by useless shitskins. All of the proof of white, aryan people ruling Egypt through it's greatest eras is just a lie to make whitey think they're superior.

Dipshit.

>american attempt at humor
Go suck Yusuf's dick for muh petrodollar, Pedro. Hurry before your economy collapses.
Taking one for the team, eh? In every sense I mean.

>aryan
>a myth made by nahtzees led by a jew
Ok, 56er.

>I don't know where the word Aryan comes from
Please, continue demonstrating your low IQ to the board. Everyone is enjoying laughing at you.

How did a black Israelite find Jow Forums?

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>Hurry before your economy collapses.
Ahahahaha Ahahahaha.
> economy
The poorest Americans, including niggers and spics make 6x your annual median income.
Seeth more eurotrash poorfag. LOL

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>still no sources

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But not black chicks?

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If the Bible wanted to say something about the anatomy of black men it could have chosen one of the Nations such as Ethiopia which were considerably darker. But it doesn't really matter because North East Africans are different from sub-Saharan West Africans. And it's all rhetorical device used to shame the Israeli women. Especially using Egypt which is commonly used in prophetic writings to represent idolatry.

As for not learning about it in Sunday School, the Bible is ancient literature writing of serious subjects to adults and many parts of it are not appropriate for children. This is news to no one outside of Clueless Church addled western moderns who don't think about God outside of holidays, if at all

Aryan comes from Iranian and Indian languages you absolute retard.

Sage and hide nigger diklet cope

Are you also going to say how Hinduism is the WYTE MAN's religion as well, kek?

I'm sorry did I make you mad, little boy?

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At least we don't have immigrants stealing our jobs like you do lmfao.

You are literally posting fake news to defend your fragile masculinity, looking way back in history to justify your manhood. How am I mad lmao

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B-But Europeans are white.

> tfw Croatia of all places “mocks” America ala the 56% meme
That’s when you know a meme is DOA.
KEK.

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Yes, keep going....

>pic related
Did he died?

How come guys don't find black females attractive?

>trumpposting
Say no more. You belong to /ptg/, not this thread.

>our jobs
> at least
Holy fuck. Ahahahahahahahaha
Don’t stop. This is gold.
Put me in the screencap — jobs — Croatia.
I could buy your whole country. Ahahahaha

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Hard for you to believe that the people responsible for almost all modern technological and medical advancements and the greatest religions in all of history were also in early Asia before anyone else?

Nice. We won.

Fucking americans. Your education keeps showing up like cancer.

> He wants to sleep with heartless Jewesses.

You're not a nigger. You're flaming homo-white man.

Jews were brown but they fucked up in war.

Fuck off, fatass. It would be better for you to worry about that sjwism that is fucking murica into the dirt.

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Seething incel.

Kike books.

So no one loses but kikes.

>every race will always hate niggers because of their cocks and the fact they look/behave like apes
>africa is overpopulating and simultaneously dries up because of climate change

If there is a God, it hates niggers.

>it's da joos!

>it's a jew!

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Name any significant modern technological advancement made in the last 20 years that wasn't done by whitey.

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Yes. Egypt = Hamitic

Negroid = pure homonoid

The Hamitic are the cousins of the Semitic.

Sala, the Egyptian football player is Semitic for Example. Arabs are Semites.

Hammites = Egyptians.

The Negroids only conquered Egypt during the time of Jewish invasion of East Africa.

Ergo, they got help from Judes.

14/88

Bro, Eastern Euros have Egyptian blood.

Look up Frank Chismar. The Chiz.

> great of flesh
> much flesh
> unusual amount of flesh
> flesh
> skin
> flesh = skin
> lots of skin
> uncovered skin = unclothed
> unclothed = unusual amongst normal people
> niggers were poor, unusual people, who couldn’t afford clothes
> no gibs in Egypt
> no programs n sheeeit
> niggers
> niggers gonna nig
Time takes many tales.. some never change

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>interesting.

black men genes are superior, surrender white bois and adhere to the BBC worship

How does that connect to Hinduism and Asia you fucking brainlet?
>WE
Why americans always have this shitty urge to tell what others are and aren't and yet they can't see what's happening in their own backyard?

>worry about that sjwism that is fucking murica into the dirt.
Wut? Do you even into English?
Nevertheless with your reply it’s becoming clearer that you’re the smartest one in your shack. Congrats. That puts you at number 1 of 16.

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>fell for the Jewish meme about blacks
>is gay
Nice one OP

Maybe if you spent a fucking second checking sources for anything, you'd realize how old this is.

forbes.com/sites/kristinakillgrove/2015/07/18/these-red-haired-chinese-mummies-come-from-all-over-eurasia-dna-reveals/#7cf72c903e2c

Even normie media accepts whitey was in Asia before Asians. Humanity's oldest symbol is the Swastika and appears in every single ancient script and society all around the world, including references to fair-skinned, blonde or red haired giants who they worshiped as gods and regularly made golden, blue eyed statues and figures of.

Sad how the only thing you, as black man have going for yourself is your cock. Your desperation shines through the large amount of text you've produced to try to prove a pointless point.

Still, he fucks more than any basedboy whitey of this board ever will.

This is entire thread is predicated on the premise that ancient Egyptians were black.

What a worthless and primitive thing to obsess over and care about. You're like an amoeba. If you even know what that is.

It may be primitive, big brain boy, but it's what keeps a race alive. I doubt that's something an american can understand. You are more useful as a jewish dog.

>palastine

Niggers are the least attractive of all races you faggot.

You're such a pathetic man defending something so ridiculous.

Nobody even lives in your country. All the men are in other parts of Europe and tourists fuck your women.

Nubian Pyramids and the Kingdom of Kush - ROBERT SEPEHR
Kushites were not Black. Ham's sons weren't either.
Listen to this from a historian and archaeologist.
youtube.com/watch?v=LtQnzNG8FoA