If you were at least a semi important viking. What would be your viking nickname?

Sklömö the trader.

Bob the depressed

Kek

Kanye of the West

user the Lonely

Ingvar the Dickless Shittalker

Jos the sleepy

Adolf the Fuhrerbearer

I thought that vikings get their name from their community. Thats why they have nicknames like "Woolpants" or "Goatfucker" but never - "The Brave".

Virgin the Neckbeard

Two Shoes, because I always wear two shoes.

Rolf the Dude Who Spends 12 Hours in Front of His Computer Reading Conspiracy Theories and Talking Shit About Black People

After first battle you will became a Three Shoes.

Rolf Mao

Ellis the Neckbearded

Dont get it, redpill me.

Handtug the masdebater

Frederick the Lyncher

more specifically, non-european lyncher

Vikings were the niggars of Europe, the best thing we ever did was finish off those fuckers!

Ava The Sleepless

Ænön Shit-poster.

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Show mammaries you fat cunt.

user the Unstable.

Loki Raecis, warrior of keyboards

user that doesn't give a fuck and shitposts on Jow Forums

Mathew the SLAYER

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youtube.com/watch?v=phKe4peWFG8

Let us be honest.

Dan the Man

Älmy posts are satire

"I DEFEND EVROPA"

>we
Unless you are from whatever the fuck that kingdom on the southwest was called you are viking rapebaby, lol.

user the useless

They finished themselves off.

Hey that's xXx1911PussySlayer007xXx

Igor the disappointment.

Kristal Dicksson

Alexanderia·O·C·Bitchdottr

OP The Faggot

As a 50% Anglo 50% Norwegian this thread is cringe on its own despite the worst existent memeflag and (1postbythisid). please sage

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Cuckvar Wifesson.

Hymie the Shapeshifter

> whitey the niggersmasher

>50% Anglo

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Dinndu Nuffins The Black

Öppy cum-drinker

user the Redpilled

anglo like chedar man

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I’ve gotten some pretty sweet viking nicknames in CK2.
My favorite was Dalai Lama Rurik the Norse Marauder

user Fjord-sitter.
user Hearth-keeper.
user Thrall-minder.
user Carvedwife.
user the friendless.
user Boomsersson.

Hugh Mungusson

Pavel the Rapist

“The Boneless” wasn’t even a positive nickname, people just think it sounds cool.
It’s believed it either implied impotence or cowardice.

Oh shit my beady eyes are offended. I'll go down to my local Gregg's and get a butter knoife now.

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Some "shaman" said my "native american name" was Lion Proudly Reigns.
I think my "viking name" would be Clumsy Ned or something dumb like that.

Erik The Frail

SAVE A LOIFE YOU MAD FUCKA
BIN
THAT
NOIFE!

it means he had no legs

you are that guy at the party that everyones avoids as they bring zero humour.

Anglo=Danish essentially

Nichlas the anxiety depressed but stronk and big cock vikang

Greta the Alcohol Victim.

Nah he just sucked himself to win a bet. You need at least one bone less to pull that off.

Village idiot

I am aware.

Village of idiot's idiot.

Ustashe Manteufel

Fattie Longstrides

LMAO

I know.I told that nicknames cannot be chosen by yourself.

PURE DANISH BLOOD IN MY VEINS!

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Pavel the Brzęczyszczykiewicz.

Honey lover.

Rockball Freddy

You learn that from watching Vikings?
You think history that recent would be that ambiguous? That people wouldn’t know if a warlord that ruled a third of Scotland, Dublin, and Mann could fucking walk?

I was adding to what you said you Viking rape baby

hes anglo saxon pls remember to sage. I say anglo instead of angle just for convenience

Adolf the Pest Exterminator

JaTavius marquell bittabedatumbixnood da secund

wiki the skullcrusher

How the fuck is this related to politics
Go to /soc/

Brownie Muhammadsson

>You learn that from watching Vikings?
I hate that "show". 99% of what is shown is pure fantasy and has nothing to do with the viking era.

the old norse word bein meant both leg and bone. same was the case in other german languages.
obviously ivar would have had some bones. it was funtional legs he didnt have.

"The Jew Slayer"

Smaalwean Camefast

Ivar the Boneless was capable of walking.
You’re an idiot

nej. Stop watching shit tv shows

Thorbrand Cuckslayer

What the fuck are you talking about? The show is what gave this retard the idea that he couldn’t walk