Are they simply paid by (((big bicycle))) to keep the demand high? Or is it something more sinister? Does anyone here know African voodoo? Maybe they use them in satanic rituals, like jews do with babies! Or -- this is a bit of a stretch, but I have a reliable source that told me this -- are they maybe building a giant bicycle robot, a golem if you so will? Right in the center of Detroit! One day we will wake up, and the sky will be blackened by the cyclopean statue of an eldritch fusion of metal, wheels and black flesh! And a thunderous voice will drown out every other sound, and it will proclaim: "GIBS ME DAT WHITEY!". By God, I hope we can stop them before they realize their plan and Biggie Wheels puts us all in FEMA camps!
What do niggers do with all those stolen bikes?
Christian Richardson
John Thompson
Dynamo energy to power their kang pyramids.
Nicholas Williams
Your ancestors didn't die in WW2 for this thread.
Remember to sage.
Ryan James
They are going to shove every bike up your conceited ignorant juvenile fucking ass then KO you harder than MUhammad fucking ALI.
Asher Hernandez
They didn't die at all. We cyborgized them and keep em below the Reichstag for whenever we need to start shit with Europe again. But don't tell anyone!
Ayden Moore
Did I gave you permission to use the n word wh*teboi?
Colton Carter
Found them
Colton Clark
Not ride them to work i can tell ya that
Anthony Jackson
Lies, everyone knows these are powered by MLK himself!
Angel Brown
>(((big bicycle)))
kek
Joshua Miller
Leo James
there is an urban legend that if you collect enough bikes, you get to see your father.
Gavin Gonzalez
Cooper Young
Awesome thread, made me laugh
Nolan Young
Was about to post this.
Wyatt Martin
kek,nice one Hans
Adrian Hernandez
NEGER
Luis Reed
I aim to please!
lul
BAKA Africa is the cradle of humanity, so we're all allowed to say nigger.
Brayden Myers
I want to hug you German user cutie.
Parker Walker
They dump them. Had one left on my garage a few days ago. Put it in the garage, mine now, nigger.
Logan Bennett
If you aren't black I'll allow it!
Henry Davis
They just like stealing things.
William Evans
They get absorbed into the "Circle of Bikes"
> White boy gets a bike
> Dindu steals bike
> Another Dindu steals that bike from other Dindu
> Dindu trades bike for drugs to other Dindu
> that Dindu has his bike stolen by another Dindu
This cycle continues up the chain of command until it reaches King Dindu who hordes all the bikes in his Dindu castle on the top of bike mountain.
Leo Kelly
Well this is awkward...
William Kelly
NIGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Hudson Mitchell
Very plausible. A black mans social rank is determined by the amount of bikes he owns after all!
Yo man, did you see my bike? I swear I left it around here just for a sec!
Juan Jenkins
You got your bike stolen again, didn't you user.
Cooper Anderson
>What do niggers do with all those stolen bikes?
>German flag
Dunno Hans, what did your grandparents do with all the bikes they stole in WWII?
Dominic Baker
Pawn shops
Jeremiah Ramirez
>Some weird non-country flag
>Literally who island in the middle of nowhere
Sorry what
N-no I didn't!
Grayson Cook
I'm Swiss
Connor Baker
Posting in epic thread
Grayson Rogers
Great country, I wish we had your gun laws user.
John Hernandez
You did! Oh my. You did get your bike stolen. Now I am gonna tell all the other Touhous and they are gonna laugh at you. Laugh at you and bulli.
Also, they steal the bikes to resell them or scrap them for money. You poor little animu.
Nathaniel Russell
>Africa is the cradle of humanity
No it wasn't. The oldest human records are found in Greece and Gulgaria. Niggers are under-evolved humans.
Charles Russell
You tohoes got replaced by KanColle anyway
Jose Ramirez
N-No. You are lying. You liar. Shut up! Gensokyo lives...
Jason Adams
>Humans
They're actually the result of inbreeding between demons from a lower vibrational dimension and certain apes. Have you learned nothing from Alex Jones?
No one even draws 2hu dojins anymore, it's time to let go. . . [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
Liam Russell
People made entire animes of us since 2015! You...your KanColle are just glorified hunks of metal!
Justin Nelson
>Anime poster
Have sex
Luis Scott
Just like boomers have taken over Jow Forums, KanColle has taken over the weeb dojin market. Everything good dies, you know it's true.
Adam Sullivan
I can't THE JEWS WANT TO STEAL MY SEMEN! They gather it in large vats and when they finally have enough of it they will make a CLONE and REPLACE ME! Just like they replaced the rest of the WHITE RACE!
WAKE UP PEOPLE
Jackson Lee
>Everything good dies.
I am a black mage dummy. My life is eternal...but it all gets so tiresome...
Jonathan Martin
honk honk
Zachary Green
> it all gets so tiresome...
You tell me. The good times when it all was mostly shitposting about Alex Jones, Ron Paul, and Happenings will never come back.
Charles Phillips
You guys are gonna tear me in half. >:I
Anthony White
they like collecting them as trophies
Luke Hill
So I thought as well first. But where do they keep them then? There simply isn't enough space for that to be possible. Is it maybe secret underground bunkers, built by the Clinton family?
Angel Jones
> filename not nigra-la
Gabriel Sanchez
What do weebs do with all their virginity? Die alone and pathetic?
Josiah Howard
Don't tell anyone, but they melt the metal down and make counterfeit Hi-points and plated jewelry.
Lincoln Collins
I know a white kid who used to steal bikes and sell them to this dude
Dominic Davis
Why do you think Niggers steal in the first place? If they had sense and took care of themselves, let alone what they have earned, then they would not have had to steal to begin with. So that stolen bike goes through six or seven owners after its stolen, each one treating it worse than the last as they have not earned it and thus do not care for it. Why would there, there are brand new bikes that are cared for by the people who actually purchased them 'free for the taking.'
They steal a new one, tear it up by not preforming any sort of maintenance, leaving it out in the wather, and generally mistreating it, then it either gets stolen by another nigger or it falls apart and they need a new one.
Cooper Edwards
They use them to silently zoom past idiots holding their phones out in front of them in order to steal them and make a quick getaway.
Mason Cook
You punch like a girl, ape.
Jose Miller
Sugoi post onii-chan, but I actually take dick on the reg
William Cox
Kill yourself.
Jackson Hall
>So that stolen bike goes through six or seven owners after its stolen
Actually behind 7 proxies, are they learning??
I'm trying but so far I haven't choked on all that cock, I'm sorry to disappoint you daddy.
Evan Perez
Oh, I didn't realize you were THAT kind of a weeb user. Now I am sorry for you, but on the other hand I must tell you off.
James Ortiz
Isaac Sanchez
Of course! Did you know that archaeologists recently discovered a Hi-Point dated 200 BC in the Saharan desert? It was made from elephant droppings and watermelon shell!
Honey, if it would make Jow Forums mad I would post about having sex with Che Guavara and Karl Marx in a necrophiliac threeway.
Gabriel Ramirez
no just behind the backdoor
Jaxon Morris
I don't need your permission nigger. You should be thankful you got permission to live in a white country.
>*
Third world subhuman shitskin detected.
Tyler Gonzalez
came here to post this exact picture