Jow Forums humor thread

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I SWEAR I JUST SAW HIS EYES MOVE

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your pol humor threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

YOU MOTHER FUCKER, THAT'S CANADA'S JOB
DELETE THIS

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Is that supposed to imply that 13-year-olds are children?

this

Lmao
Legit pedo

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>13
>pedo
Only in a retard feminism minds. Should be "two gorgeous 6yos".

I can tell by this post you do not have children or are old enough to have friends/family that have children
13 is still a fucking child you disgusting pedo fuck.
go cut your dick off faggot.

Oh god not this

13 is the upper limit for the clinical definition
>Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12,[3] criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.[4] A person must be at least 16 years old, and at least five years older than the prepubescent child, for the attraction to be diagnosed as pedophilia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia

Are you trying to /kill/ pol humor? I am so absolutely sick of seeing these fucking things.

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Wait, if I'm fifty and hook up with a forty year old am I a pedo?

Then its hebephilia. Or is it ephebephilia? I get the two mixed up.

John, haha. Where did you find this one?!

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>population: 2,667
We could find this fucker by just figuring out what person there understands our shitty memes

Thanks, Lori

What the fuck

>13 is still a fucking child
No, it isn't. The majority of the women have reached menarche by 13.

13 is a good age for the tweet. It creates a disconnect that 6 would not. While 6 would be more shocking, 13 creates an uncomfortable chuckle.

Most guys have made out with, fingered, more than a few fucked, and certainly wanted to fuck 13 year olds at one time (when we were that age). While many females of course had the 'I wanted it and it was ok' receiving experience. Yet now we are supposed to have magically stopped desiring that and think that is horrible.

That disconnect/conflict is what helps make the tweet good.

Aeronautical niggas

Re used filthy frank joke

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I really like this picture!

Dunno man, It looks like a stray belly

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>13 is still a fucking child you disgusting pedo fuck.
Get a load of this angry roastie (or father who fantasizes about his daughter). Which one are you?

norf

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nice

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No.
>Then its hebephilia.
No.
>Pedophilia is used for individuals with a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children aged 13 or younger
>Hebephilia is defined as individuals with a primary or exclusive sexual interest in 11- to 14-year-old pubescents.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia

K 26-year-old roastie

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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Fuck off with this

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Why would you seek out a 40 year old woman

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I remember there are some French islands that have the French flag but if you mouse over them it's actually guadeloupe or some shit

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Or French Guinea or Reunion I think

Ha ha ha I can’t stop laughing, where did you find a picture this crazy?

To everyone coming here to lough and feel good
>pic related

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>Pedophilia exclusive interest in 13 or younger
>Hebephilia is exclusively 11-14
Pick one. These are mutually exclusive.

>African space program.

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They start seeking you out after they hit 40.

stupid idiot cat

YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

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Fresh.

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top zozzle

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no one really lives there permanently
I'm betting it's a student or something staying there for a few months
many unis have programs for students of meteorology and physics etc

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>Jow Forums a place where friends meet

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what's the joke?

I don't advocate fucking teenagers within modern society but if you can't see that "muh age of consent" is an entirely man made construct and that naturally women are biologically ready for sex as soon as they begin menustration then you're retarded.

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>tfw my shitposts are getting repostet on fucking facebook

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Doesn’t have the same effect

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Core-chan a cute. Nuclear fusion a best though.

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Dude holy shit what a fucking retard, trying to give CPR to someone in the middle of a fucking seizure.

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god dammit

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this entire board is a joke

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The downed black dudes white rescuer is a fucking idiot

Based as fuck

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