Front Bag Master Race

Doesn't Japan have near zero crime?

Pretty sure this is why.

If im in public im fair game to be robbed.

The police told me it was mine and my gfs fault for being in a muslim area. Im just grateful we werent stabbed or acid attacked.

We dont leave the house now.

Barcelona native fag here, I always do this. Never had my shit stolen, and i live in pickpocket world capital.

>front bag technique
Shamefur Dispray

In the train this man wants to be analy molested, thats why gets the bag out of the way.

When i went to Amsterdam i done the same thing, place is full of niggers

Most important part of a train ride is to position yourself perfectly so that the remaining passengers being pushed in put you in the perfect spot.
Not compatible with a front bag.

You should carry your bag onto the train by the handle on the top.

very considerate. Why are your trains so overcrowded, why don't you run more trains?

So Japan is nigger and gypsy infested?

im pretty sure that video gave me cancer. thanks op

Why are Pajeets like this

cunt I don't go anywhere without my front bag slapping my thighs.

the spot next to the door and the wall next to the seats is always the sweet spot, brother. front bag keeps everyone further way when that happens too

Feels good living in rural America where the is no public transportation and I can shoot guns and ride ATVs around and not have to worry about being surrounded by a bunch of people.

>If im in public im fair game to be robbed.
PART AND PARCEL

But that stops my erection from grazing the school girls

>Not wanting to be pressed up against complete strangers

You must be one of those cunts who needed a tard wrangler in school.

That would be even more of a hassle desu.

good way to forget your bag. im very forgetful. Ive lost countless umbrellas on the trains. I would be dumb to do that with my bag
its already at max and roads are heavily tolled around big cities.

its just the way it works when every moves to one centralized location. Id rather go into a constant moving packed train than to be stuck in LA traffic

if you get a seat and they get a seat, maybe you can get a good peak under the skirt ;)

the other day, there were these french that got on on the yamanote at shibuya, and they had no concept of space. they kept touching me with enough room not to. I'd rather live without it

why the fuck should i care if someone else is uncomfortable
comfort is a personal endeavor, not a priviledge, they can suck my dick if they dont like something

Based forgetful Engrish teacher

thanks for sharing your opinion with me

Ryugakuseidesu

don’t forget to go back home, we are full

Upboated

I will for 2-3 years after another year or so and taking one of ur girls with me :)

Fanny packs should become a thing again.

I've raped a lot of Japanese women in Japan when I was there last month. Will rape more when I go back next week on a business trip. Your Japanese women crave American white cock for some reason.

People should take of and hold bag in hand when using public transport

How so?

If I am ever going to have a bad experience on a train, it is on the yamanote line. too many tourists and drunkards.

Is the groping of girls on trains a real thing or just the meme?

if true why do they do it?

It’s not rape if they want it user.
Also how can people find Asians attractive? Their faces look like downs babies that were punched. Only a step above negros in attractiveness, never got the appeal.

I live in a 92% white country but this is probably good advice fir shitholes like the UK and USA.

You`re not american are you?

>Carry a backpack at the back
>Constantly think how something is stolen

>92%
I reckon that’s a lie and we’re actually hovering around 80%

Mate I'm trying to trigger some bongs and seppos here. Cut me some slack lad.

Is there any actual Japs here or are you all English teachers or students?

This

Pretty based. Thanks japanon

>not using hippäkki

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>92% white country

CNN journalist detected

I-is that a Nipponese boy?

Bum bags are 90s old school

You're right, I'm Austrian living in America.

>how can people find Asians attractive
Slanted eyes, high cheekbones, cute little round nostrils...
Idk they just make me hard

Fanny packs mate.

obviously there’s no real japs here
It is only a fight between the eternal gaijin showing off how he has seniority

I think you would fuck a monkey if it shaved

How would japs react if i were to enter the train with my big gravel bike?

>This superior technique
Sucks. I get it, but it sucks.

Why?

>the eternal gaijin
>showing off how he has seniority
This man unknowingly knows how Jow Forums came to be

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Invented in Scotland waaay before the 90s.

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Daily reminder average cock size is mostly the same between every race

I see a marketing idea here. This could have potential.

we should start keeping track of the bot replies

lol

Keep it on the side where you put your cups

wouldn't it hit you in the balls whilst running, maybe even walking?
seems very unpractical

I'm a lady and I keep things in my "front bag" all the time.

Yeah add this one

its true though

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These are very popular in Poland.

Dude those numbers are all over the place.
>3.7 average
yah sure, that's not even reasonable for Asians

Imagine living in such a shithole you have to bearhug your belongings.

I bet you believe the bbc is just a meme. well the asian dick is just a meme too.

There are very lil differences in penis size between the races.On avg black is a fraction bigger than white and white is a fraction bigger than asian. If you are not in the lucky top 10% of your race then your dick is avg or if unlucky lower than that. Only niggers and animevirgins with yellow fewer would deny these facts.

Gays confirm that blacks don't have BBC.

If fat Americans put their bag on the front, it would be out of arms reach.

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