Florida woman 'choked her boyfriend and squeezed his genitals until they bled'

>arrested for just battery
>not sexual assault
>not even indecent assault
I'm mad
>tfw this is also my fetish
My boner is also mad

very high testosterone

not politics

I once saw a jew. The smell suprised me. It could have been even worse than yours or niggers'.
I didn't know I could hate jews even more than I already did.

Get a grip, bois

Nice

so this webm is true?

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>looks like a jew, although i've never seen one in real life.
There a few in Curitiba. Even hat-wearing super orthodox. Very weird they are. Extremely tall and thin.

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My mom's stylist. Seriously.

Stay away from crazy.

Based iraqi

Based

Not guilty

>Virtue signalling cunt pulling anecdotal evidence out of her fat ass
every time

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Holy shit
Based as fuck
She literally couldn't accept that he just didn't like them.
It was some unimaginable concept.

No...Florida is its own race now. So it doesn't really matter.

>a hairstylist
shoulda known

I have nightmares like this sometimes. I bet it happens because I'm crushing my nuts in my sleep somehow. Anybody else?

If she's squeezing them hard enough to the point that they're bleeding, I think you're within your right to pop her in the mouth... What an idiot

Florida strikes again.

>Florida
Fucking hate this state

Im starting to have a fear of haircut places

>until they bled
This is the point where I would have snapped and knocked a bitch out...no fucks given.

Would tear that shit up

>that SUCCubus

MEMRI never ceases to be the most based thing

Imagine being such a weak basedboi to the point where you can't fend off a roastie

looks a bit like...

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>florida
>hairdresser
>trailer park double first name
guy didn’t stand a chance

COCK AND BALL TORTURE (CBT) IS A SEXUAL ACTIVITY INVOLVING TORTURE OF THE MALE GENITALS

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I would like to capture her and give her a job on my brapbarn squeezing oranges into juice and using my nutsack as a speedbag to practice her boxing skills

Based

That sounds painful

i'd let that jew squeeze my genitals if you know what i mean

hnnnnngggggg

No..no she doesn’t
Face blindness is a symptom of autism, user

This, I think you could probably knock her out. Just show the cops your nuts and most would understand...I'd hope

>florida woman
florida man needs a companion

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Did you draw that?

god i wish that were me

unfortunately yes

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Lol I like it, it's pretty well done

That's how guys go to jail and the bitches get set free.

yeah but being bald and a mullet cape don't go well together. it needs work.

Honk honk... Literally

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I hope you post the updated version. I like your style of drawing.

eventually I'll colorize it, maybe make some toon shaded 3d models in blender

underrated

Guys itt never ever hit a woman in a place that could bruise easily.
Use force to defend yourself just avoid leaving any kind of mark push the bitch away stomp on her foot hit her in the throat with a quick jab with two fingers extended right where the neck meets the chest

I’d cum in her pussy

God speed user

Best Canadian post I've seen in a while. Accurate at the very least.

t. Floridanon

>I'd rather have my balls fubar'd than go to jail for a week

Mate

Redhead Brit slag < Jewish Ballbuster. No comparison.

>week
try three years...and its prison, and you become a felon.

why are there no pics of the absolute söyboi that got his balls busted

I dont' know about testosterone, but high for sure

Why the hell does this make me like her?

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I wish I never saw an Indian in my entire life are the most repulsive people in the world. Literally human rats

it seems pretty crazy

>the perfect woman doesn't exist

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Only if you have a record. I know a guy that slapped his wife around for the first time and they put him in jail for a week and his lawyer got him out. He had to go to anger management even though he managed his anger by getting rid of her.

benis in bussy

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I like a feisty girl

Lucky bastard.

-ist

Isn’t Atishi Marlena jewish? She larps as a Hindu but is a hardcore communist jewish shill

Why you wearing clown make up? No worries

wtf bros, this whole thing sounds wrong but I have a total boner in my pants.

>mfw no gf

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>benis in bussy

HOT, love those little titty porthole-window shirts.

My kind of woman!

how tf does this even happen
it's a girl they're all weak as shit just pick her up and throw her out the window

>Once handcuffed and placed in the police squad car she reportedly 'asked if she could talk to the victim because she wanted to say she was sorry.'
>a Brevard County Judge ordered her to have no contact with the victim.
oh no :(

she would eat the baby

>I'm completely enlightened
He's closer than religious leaders that's for sure

hot

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oy vey

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>He had to go to anger management even though he managed his anger by getting rid of her.

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Our provincial court system is a lot more lenient on men in domestic violence situations than most states. I had an ex who attacked me with a clothes iron that was still hot, she gave me a huge gash on the face. I suplexed her and hog tied her with one of the ropes I use to tie my canoe on the wagon, called the police, they showed up and could tell there was no way I self-inflicted (needed 10 stitches), bitch went to jail for two years minus a day and time served but I didn't spend a second in custody.

If that had been the US, I would have gone to jail, guarantee it.

just here to make sure this was posted

If it weren't for the historical male violence stranglehold on culture and society known as the patriarchy, this never would have happened. It's male violence forced onto the superior, nonviolent class. Women would never do this if men weren't such brutes.

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I don't know what's worse; that she wasn't backhanded enough as a child so she wouldn't grow up to be like this, or the fact that the guy sat there and squalled like a little girl while she squeezed his junk. I mean, honestly.

To me they smell like sweaty copper pennies

Why didnt he just punch her in the face? Women are weak as fuck.

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>human

I want a dark haired succubus like this to grab my crotch.

The ultimate redpill is that Florida Man and Florida Woman deserve each other

Because he did not want to go to jail.