>well
>*audience begins to smile*
>so donald
>*audience grinning*
>BLUMPF
>*audience bursts out in laughter*
>is ORANGE
>*audience fucking sending shockwaves of laughter through the comedy arena*
>and has small hands
>*ground physically shakes, the magnitude of laughter and applause can be heard for miles*
>and penis
>*the fucking comedy arena crumbles to the floor*
>*everyone is dead because they laughed to death*
mfw
Well
Jacob Butler
John Nelson
So brave
Elijah Russell
This but unironically
Jason Hill
BORNARG BUNK IS FINISHED LMAO
Aiden Watson
Subscribed to Pewdiepie
Justin Peterson
beefnald beemp cant get ahold of the nuclears
Dominic Hernandez
Powerful, Cheeto Hortler Glom'ph't irrevocably BTFO.
Caleb Edwards
Caption the smuggie
Easton Thomas
BLUMPHEL GLUUUPHFFF!!!
Camden Howard
he has to go back
Camden Green
[smugs smugly]
Leo Sullivan
I can't stand this smug smarmy lefty cunt
Connor Rivera
Do you not hear the actual criticism of what he actually does? Sure, there are jokes, but they’re about real things that he does that are either funny or so crazy you just have to laugh.
It’s not just two scoops, it’s crime.
Robert Collins
Name one crime President Trump has committed.
Jace Hill
Being too based
Asher Walker
This shit and variations of it have been posted hundreds of times. Congratulations, you’ve become what you’re mocking
Josiah Hill
Being unstumpable
Asher Nguyen
Christian Myers
Being controlled opposition for the jews
Colton Wilson
Adam Cooper
Two felonious FEC violations.
Cooper Baker
He said one, fuckwit.
Jason Davis
Same as king nigger? Literally a nothing burger. Now if you said, selling our country out to the jews then that would be a completely different story.
Jaxson Lee
Nicholas Rivera
It’s not the same as Obama.
Obama filed paperwork late.
Trump falsified invoices to his lawyer to cover up the payment.
That’s what turned a violation into a felony for which Cohen pled guilty. That’s how the law works. If you cover it up, the crime gets worse.
Ayden Evans
That’s actually a pretty great jigsaw trap. Ice cream scooping out chunks of your own flesh to dig the keys out? That’d be a great gluttony punishment.
Mason King
checked
Jason Hill
Being a zionist placation tactic
Grayson Bell
Kek
Tyler Young
>
Jace Morgan
Man, I went to one of Adam Sandlers shows last week. Rob Schneider was his opening act, only about 30-40 minutes.
First half of it was “Drrrrrumpf!!!” or orange or small hands, only for his second half being some unfunny bit about being old and having a tough time with his shits.
Of course all the libs ate up the first bit, but near silence for the second half. These fags are unfunny no talent hacks that go with the easy “durr tRump” laughs because everything else they have sucks, and they know it.
That being said, Adam Sandler wasn’t bad. Completely stayed away from politics the entire time. He even had ORIGINAL material, something Schneider can never have.
I mad, fuck you Rob Schneider
Landon Murphy
Are you truthing?
All the tweets from Schneider seem pretty red pilled
Michael Stewart
Owen thinks NASA has a low budget but doesn't want to donate to it himself, so he raises awareness on Twitter
Dylan Kelly
100% truthing.
To be honest, I did think it was pretty ballsy of him. The show was in Missouri, and I could def hear some faint booing. But there was some FAGGOT LIB FAKE LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF AT ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING TRUMP. HIS LAUGH WAS OBVIOUSLY FORCED AND RUINED THE SHOW ON TOP OF SCHNEIDER BEING A FAGGOT.
I just wanted to laugh for Adam sandler :(
Levi Allen
Does anyone have the 40k ork one? Gets me everytime.