Is Jesus the most chad man ever lived?

Oy vey! Muh 6 Gorillion!

Begone Satan

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>Jesus the most chad man
lol
So you have Jesus and his hirsute disciples there, looking and touching each other's private parts, giving each other circumcisions. They go to the pond to swim naked, giving each other baptisms. It's all true and in the Bible. WTF? Who are you people?

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Truth is stranger than fiction, not even LARPing; nor do I associate with Satan and shit like that

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i loved Chris too man but i don't think he was Jesus

Faked his death, it was time to live his true life

What's it like fucking dogs?

being born god is more privilige than even white privilige shitlord should know his place

I'm not a roastie so idk; ask your mom, she'll be able to tell you

Jesus is the king of the kikes. Eat a shotgun op

He’s my hero

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Hi muslim..

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He was a jew, and looked like any regular average jew.
"I could have any woman I wanted, if I actually tried" is the typical neckbeard cope excuse

It is how I ended up raped once and a broken rib the second time.

Remember, if you say no you have to go.

He had a lot of female followers, most famous Mary Magdalene and today more women love Him than they love Justin Bieber or whatever

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Kek, I've already been called a Muslim by another user, Check Durka durka wipe my ass with a burka

You got raped, bro?

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lmfao

Nice Taqiyya, goatfucker

>Is Jesus the most chad man ever lived?
Jesus wasn't even a real person, you Jewish cocksuckers

>pic related

Why do you keep shilling this?
>Jow Forums hates Jews, r-right?

Jesus is the king of the kikes. Eat a shotgun op

>no pic

btfo by divine intervention

The Lord is the greatest.

>God is female
Then "she" would have birthed her own Son honey

Bots broken...

God is currently a green piece of paper

This is how you look when you post this image.

Imagine needing some robed fag to hold your hand all the fucking time because you're afraid to die.

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>Why do you keep shilling this?
Why do you keep posting christcuck bullshit on a politics forum?

youtu.be/2mgUPt2KI08
Praise his name.
He’s offered salvation to us all

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She didn't need to this lifetime; She created our souls, and our souls knew who to be born through.

She created Her support team a long time ago, in which She did give birth to Herself, as creating humans with another being had resulted in the way the world is today. Divine pregnancy.

so hes not really living as a man to experience what it is to be a man so that he may judge man, making his whole existence redundant.

Amen user

Jesus is everything

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>jesus was the first communist.
Jesus is a monarchist. He is the King of kings and Lord of lords.

If you don’t think it’s political, you don’t understand anything.

Checked and greentext pls

Not banging is game over unless they have trauma issues

Based

Thank you for making this thread OP

What happens to all non-Christians/Christians of [insert your denomination here]?

Are you ok?

Yes. I face demons every day and it is only through the power of God and the guidance of Jesus Christ that I am able to overcome.

You’ll still be given a choice, user.
I truly hope in his presence, you can humble yourself and admit he’s the savior of humanity.

I am perfectly fine

You seem like you’re not tho

Doesn't "king of kings" refer to a feudal system?
You know, the babylonian "I conquered you but allow you to remain king, now pay taxes and fight for me, the king of kings" type feudalism.

Why? Because I am sharing some foreign information?
It is truth, I have witnessed some of these things first hand; I am not going to try to convince you, though.

What about people who have never heard of God or Christ?

couldnt resurect maghty lod jezuz himself, why not to rezurect hiz memes den

>Is Jesus the most chad man ever lived?
>never married
>never sired a son
>never took up spear and shield
>shunned honest work
>died like a bitch
>was a dirty Jew
I'm not great with all the new slang. Since when does "Chad" mean "bitchboi faggot loser"?

The Senegalese are based as fuck. Stay off their island.

>I have witnessed some of these things first hand
So, you’re a prophet of the Goddess?

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What happens to the Senegalese when they die, in a metaphysical sense?

Hey I asked you a question, answer please

The Senegalese are probably the purest among us. I'm surprised the Jews haven't infiltrated them yet.

>never heard of God
Nice one.
>or Christ?
They’ll be shown the light, user.
Acceptance is still not obligatory.

You have no patience

Christ will test all upon His return starting with Christians to find a dozen Good believers to help him kick off his work. Some will be so fearful that they deny the very fruit Christ produces, thinking..
>These must be tricks of the Anti-Christ!.. and why would Christ speak of ancient stories of Gods or speak of other Worlds? That’s not in the Bible, and there is NO hidden(occult) knowledge that Christ knows that is not in the Bible, for the Bible was not written by man but by God!”
These fools will be discarded.

>Know me by my fruits
“That’s what the Anti-Christ would say to get you to believe he is Christ!”

*walks on water*.. *heals the sick*... *performs other miracles via the Glory of God* -
>“A Wizard! This must be tricks of the Anti-Christ. KILL HIM!!

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>>never heard of God
>Nice one.
Clarify this. Are you saying that everyone alive has heard of the Judeo-Christian God? Even those who you would call "pagan"?

>Shunned honest work
So fuck carpentry?
>Never took up a spear an shield
And die for Zog in the military? Because that was pretty much the only way you'd obtain and learn to use those

God has no denomination, user..
Are you serious? Purposeful blindness will get you nowhere.

Not a prophet, I am here to support Her mind with whatever She may need me to do; once the time comes, that is. We have yet to all come together as a family, as there is stuff that needs to be resolved first.

Where do you get this dogma?

God Herself

>thinking God has a gender
absolutely degenerate

Yeah, I am fucking serious, because I've seen countless other Christfag anons tell me Proddies aren't Christians, Lutherans are heretics, Catholics are cucks, etc. etc. etc. ad infinitum. Are they all wrong? Why are you right and they are wrong?

“She” speaks to you directly?

God is female, females create; She created all

Jew

>promoting kike worship

disgusting

>She created all
Nah, she aborted it.

She has, my mom and Her talk on the phone all the time; God is on Earth

You are a false prophet

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She gave humans free will, and they spit in Her face. "Be fucking love" as She says.

Jesus called the Jews the synagogue of Satan

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Never claimed to be a prophet

You forgot

> is jew as you can tell by psyopping people into becoming slaves

I embrace free will and the hate that naturally comes with seeing all good things corrupted by kikes.

About two-thousand years ago, did a man rise from the dead in this world?

I AM

Be love, read Osho

>Imparting human motives to God and Jesus
Yeah.. they’re probably wrong.
>Why are you right and they are wrong?
I don’t “know” I am. But, I try to listen to the savior of humanity.

It's because I love that I hate that which corrupts it.

Yes he did. He was no ordinary man though.

Yes, thankfully Jow Forums is still a Christian board.

Praise!

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Are you a fucking Wiccan?

Fuck no

Where do you get this dogma from then?
It seems like personal hodgepodge

It is personal, I have lived it

You’re tree bears no fruit

*your*

Everything you've stated almost exactly aligns with the beliefs of Wiccans and Thelemites, filthy heretic.

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