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Have a turd with your coffee.

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Cool this thread again

SF is the greatest city in the greatest state in the world

Before internet happened, I would never expect to be glad I was born in Russia

Well they told us they'd be a super power by 2020. They just didn't tell us how.

And it will keep being a thread because that's the future silicon valley is rolling out for the west.

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happens across india every day

They are spreading their religion everywhere.

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Watch Seattle is dying on YouTube

Based Indian tech worker shitting in the street.

do you got any smaller picture?

You fucking Germans and you shit inspection fetish. We don't want detailed shit photos.

Shittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be shittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the shits float in
Then I watch 'em float away again

I'm shittin' on the dock of the bay
watching the shit, float away
I'm shittin' on the dock of the bay
Emptyin' ma intestines all day

I left my home in Georgia
And I headed for the Frisco Bay
'Cause I've got a full set of bowels,
And I gotta empty them wherever I say, so

I'm just come shittin' on the dock of the bay
Watchin' the shit float away
I'm shittin' on the dock of the bay, leakin' like a broken gay

Looks like nothin's gonna change
Everything seems to be brown
I can shit ten people's poo
So I guess I'll treat the street like a Loo

I'm shittin' here emptyin' my tract
And the logs are droppin' out intact
This two thousand gallons I leaked
Just to make this dock really reak
Now I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay

Watchin' the shit float away
Shittin' on the dock of the bay
Shittin' myself all day

yes we want them and yes we need a full size picture of the whole tweet or what ever that is. This is very important Propaganda tool that only life can give you.

San Franshithole

Be sure to wear flowers in your hair

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Burgers, you have to POO IN THE LOO!!

How progressive

>*Sniff*
>*Sniff*
Ahhhhh.. Smell like socialism.

Globalists want the U.S. to be as pumped full of cheap labor as India.
I had no idea they wanted the U.S. to adopt their toilet practices, as well.

Live and learn.

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> still seething about the absolute shithole that the biggest state in his country is

Californea is probably worse than Brazil at the moment.

>Be sure to wear flowers in your hair
And in your mask...

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I lived in downtown Seattle in the 90s. I went back there yesterday for jury duty, and walked up to Westlake during lunch break.

The whole city smells like piss now. I saw not one but two overdoses on the sidewalk, cop cars were everywhere, ambulances every few minutes. Walked into a store and blocking me at the entrance was an armed cop and two loss prevention guards. Crack heads everywhere.

The city council needs to be lined up against a wall and shot.

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It's seriously gotten to the point where Mexico can have it, it's not worth fighting to keep, anymore.

But if we can pay Mexico enough to take it, we have to make sure no libtards escape before or after the deal.
anyone attempting to leave has to show a Republican voting card before they can pass, all others must remain, or be shot.

You’re delusional.

>shooting smack on the pavement
god bless america

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Between the tech billionaires and street shitters, it is time to formally recognize SF as India's soil.

Hey, it's YOUR "paradise" not mine.
I wouldn't live in that state, regardless of any amount of pay.
But it's a good opportunity to quarantine the libtards that created that shithole.

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plato never said that

Good thing Californians are fleeing this so they can vote for it in my state.

There's bubonic plague already spreading in San Francisco and Los Angeles, among the homeless.
It spreads mainly via lice. Other viral diseases also spreading because of the street shitters and zero hygiene of millions, who occupy public space.

Even if Trump would declare martial law today, it wouldn't suffice anymore. The people living in these cities are already doomed. Putting as vast areas as SF and LA under quarantine is not doable.

This is a fake tweet. It doesn't exist.

seems legit

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In addition there are a lot of anti-vax retards there. It’s almost time for forest fires too, seems like they happen in the summer.

Whys the pic so tiny ? Because OPAnon sucks , thats why . Ima help ya out OPAnon , use pic related next time you make this *shit* thread .

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Lucky bastard.

We've reached the end times, lads. How will you spend your final days on this overpopulated, decadent and spoiled Earth?

I'm planning on traveling to Egypt, bribing some guards, and pressing that fucking button behind the Sphinx's right ear and leaving this shithole on Thoth's space cruiser.

How bout you?

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Yea, in reality, this is what should be done, starting today:
>call in the military to attempt quarantine, without warning all roads blocked, from air anyone who tries to flee, should be shot.
>specialists, in contamination suits, would enforce full body shaving to every man, woman and child. All animals in the area should be killed.
>infected people should be isolated to (death) camps.
>leave this state of quarantine for decade+. Then if nothing happens, reconsider the situation, based on liberal / conservative attitudes of the population. If STILL liberal, kill them all. With tactical nukes.

India tier. California must be proud.

If only it were something more incurable than bubonic plague...

I think this is pretty based. You're literally pumping the city full of shit and letting the Jannny subhumans clean it up. Plus they give you NEETbux for being a total fuckup because it's California and you can legally carry out AIDS bioterrorist attacks.

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watching from the sidelines and laughing the entire time. i feel like a man on a life raft in a vast ocean who has been washed out to sea with plenty of food and water, but no way to make it back to dry land. as conditions grow worse, the sun burns hotter, and the storms batter me--all i can do is just look up to the sky and laugh at the absurdity of it all.

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poo in loo, amerimutt

>Encouraging use of JewTube
Bro that kind of behaviour is not welcome on Jow Forums. We are a free speech zone.

OR

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Or

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>We've reached the end times, lads. How will you spend your final days on this overpopulated, decadent and spoiled Earth?
By staying right where I'm at.
All this shit in the world outside of my blessed mountains is horrifying, but it makes me appreciate my home more than you can believe.
I see the clean streets void of vagrants, pass by schools with playgrounds filled with nothing but healthy, happy, white children, gaze out upon the surrounding wilderness that is mother and provider to us all, and I shudder to think what the rest of you must be going through. Stay strong anons, I'm sorry for what you have to endure.

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>pay 13,000 in property taxes per year
>drive prius 45 minutes to work 3 miles from my house
>window gets smashed out by bum to steal floor mat and owners manual while at work
>ride bike since car is getting window fixed
>swerve to not hit a guy sleeping on the sidewalk front tire hits a big greasy shit and I crash my bike
>go to hospital for broken wrist
>7 hour wait time in ER
>finally get wrist set and a cast 17 hours later
>leave hospital at 4am next day
>friend who drove me to hospital had window smashed out in middle of the night
>proudly vote democrat every election

Two lumps please

Make it into a tourism poster.

Appalachia?

Brown and shitpilled

>end times
Bro this has been going on for decades/centuries in India. Not end times just societal decay for which we must implement a solution.

Looks cozy af. Reminds me of the Santa Cruz mountains. Of course, that area has probably been long infected by the liberal scourge.

Explain to me why you use Apple products?

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That's disgusting. San Francisco has gone to the dogs, I'm sure glad I don't live there

Baste and VPNpilled.

Glad you agree, Patel.

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Well gentleman Raj, you better cleanse the place

At least when we poo outside we do it in a dignified manner, and in a designated shitting area

>Be average SF millennial
>Wake up in $3100/month studio
>Eat a piece of bread because no kitchen or money
>Carefully step over homeless junkie to leave building
>Hopscotch down street between human feces and syringes
>Pass protest against white people having children
>Take bus full of people with intense odor to social media job
>Spend 5 hours censoring social media to fight against Nazis honking at trannies
>Eat delivery lunch cooked by foreigners
>Spend 5 more hours censoring boomers quoting the Constitution
>Take bus home full of people with more intense odor
>Pass protest against not having AIDS
>Pay my last $5 for injection of AIDS blood to fight Nazism
>Continue home in heavy fog
>Slip on human diarrhea and fall face first into used syringes
>Out $5 and probably would have gotten AIDS anyway
>Twerk for homeless junkie so he'll let me in the building without stabbing me
>Pay $3100 to Chinese landlady
>Eat bread
>Fall asleep on pullout couch, grateful for progress
>Dream of socialist Utopia to come

Holy fuck! Made me lol. That place is fucked.

If you were truly woke, comrade, you would let crackheads sleep in your posh chinese-slave box and go sleep in a cardboard box as punishment for being a white male, while you flagellate yourself with a spiked black dildo to keep reminding yourself how privileged you are to be alive, serving your fellow prole in the great city commune.

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Sounds like soilent green minus the soilent, what a age to be living in that was predicted long ago

>thoth returns soon
I'm not Hermes, but he is one of my favorite souls to LARP as with my "Infinite Personality Order". Perhaps he'll be my first or second born son? I'm here to turn this upside down world rightside up(starting with me), make believers of nonbelievers, and rapture Good men to spread to other worlds amongst the stars. I've been on a Heavenly vacation for 2,000+ years, but I'm back. Questions?

>Amen
>A men
>A (singular) men
>A man of men

t. God King Christ

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I went to SF recently and had to piss like a race horse. I walked 5 blocks to find a church that was open and used their bathroom. The whole time I was thinking about how fuckers here shit and piss in the street. Made me mad as hell. City government needs to be removed and replaced with people who care. FUCK SF.

When will Congress pass common sense littering laws? Think of the environment! Ban assault garbage NOW!

I am new to the city. Is this the appropriate behavior? I am sorry. Is there somewhere I can go to learn more? Perhaps a SF guru, or a help group?

Haha wow and I thought Tennessee had it's bad areas, California is the blueprint

menofthewest.net/suffering-outside-the-camp/

When I read beautiful posts such as this from Patrick, it’s quite easy to tell that Patrick had a huge heart and For Sure is in a very nice room in heaven (there are different levels).. until his soul decides to have another go in God’s playground! He may chose Earth, but maybe he’ll want to try a different World :) There will be a resurrection of sorts - but it won’t be raising decomposing bodies from graves like zombies (Lazarus was an awesome friend, couldn’t help it ;), but rather a rebirthing of recycled souls to have another go in God's playground called the Universe. Eternal life! I have many babies to make, perhaps starting with Hermes. How could would it be to have a child so gifted!! Patrick shouldn’t be too far behind!!

take your meds, schizo

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Someone tell me the worst part of SF, I want to find it on google maps and laugh at it.

Maps link appreciated.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

youtu.be/geol8k3rsLM?t=133

I work in Seattle every day but refuse to live there. It is an absolute shitshow. Westlake is bad but one street away on 3rd you have an open-air heroin market three blocks long. Pioneer Square is a picture of wealthy lawyers walking past addicts living in tents on the sidewalk. There are tent cities around every highway in and out. It's absurd what the socialist government does here

Wow who would have thought niggers would act like subhumans. This is so shocking.

I would, but I can't find anyone that grows psilocybin mushrooms!

>jesus was a mushroom
kek

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EkF9NZjrSIE

some pedos can be redeemed, but most will get the guillotine to have God sort out. "Jesus is back. And he's pissed!" - t.Bill Hicks

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>if we decriminalize drug use and give out free needles it will keep the drugs off our street!

The only thing good about Russia are the women.
That's only before they cut your balls off.

Well maybe not in so many words...

This but unironically. California's natural beauty makes every other state look like dogshit

Does anyone even still care that the Seattle Police Chief covered up Cobain's murder? Still fucking rages me that Love got away with that shit.

>SF is the greatest city
Having lived in NY, TX, MA and CA, I have to say Irvine is the best city in America.

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menofthewest.net/suffering-outside-the-camp/

When I read beautiful posts such as this from Patrick, it’s quite easy to tell that Patrick had a huge heart and For Sure is in a very nice room in heaven (there are different levels).. until his soul decides to have another go in God’s playground! He may chose Earth, but maybe he’ll want to try a different World :) There will be a resurrection of sorts - but it won’t be raising decomposing bodies from graves like zombies (Lazarus was an awesome friend, couldn’t help it ;), but rather a rebirthing of recycled souls to have another go in God's playground called the Universe. Eternal life! I have many babies to make, perhaps starting with Hermes. How could would it be to have a child so gifted!! Patrick shouldn’t be too far behind!!

>medical company I work for in Minnesota has job listing for my exact position in Cali
>wife sees the job opening since shes at home all day with kid and theres nothing to do after Oprah and the Price is Right so shes looking at my company newsletter email
>says we should go check it out
>fly out to Cali
>after pretending to go to interview we go out for lunch
>pay bum to shit on street in front of cafe
>wife says cali is bad idea
Op success

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The dirty pavement reminds me of London

I call this..
>Spanking Owen.. at his own rhetorical communication game

I’m the first two IDs in this thread, in case it’s not obvious(yYkXkH9z + 0QfSPwYi). I’ll soon be heading a few hours west to challenge Chris Langan to an IQ test and discuss God. If I can get Chris on board in convincing Owen that psilocybin mushrooms are a Great Tool of God to get closer to Him, then Owen will have two 200+ IQ Missouri bros telling him he is wrong. At that point, the only logical conclusion one could come to, if Owen continued bashing shrooms and not trying them, is that he is a coward.

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t.Unwise Bear aka Nathan John Zona

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Yeah I know, I was at the courthouse for jury duty on 3rd. There was a line of cop cars out in front of the Morrison hotel and maybe 50 junkies lying on the sidewalk, more milling around talking to themselves. Things were rough in the 90s I lived on Denny regrade and Belltown so it wasn't exactly glamorous but damn, the city is a complete embarrassment now. I actually felt bad for the cops having to deal with this shit and not having the power to actually arrest anyone without getting in trouble for enforcing the laws. It's like the city council is killing Seattle on purpose.

Ty,
BASED street shitting god!

That's good satire. For me to poop on!

California is such a degenerate shit hole.

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My wife works in Irvine, for Applied Medical in Irvine. Amazing company. I plan on moving out to Trabuco Canyon in a few years, sell my home and raise my daughter out there, away from the negroid and beaner hordes.

Irvine really is a great place to live, just expensive. Lots of whites, and chinese, which I can overlook.

Chink nest, apartments come at an exorbitant price and are all owned by the same company, all cafes are Starbucks, right next to a Mexican colony, university of weaklets who freak out at the slightest rain. It might be the least third-world California has to offer, but it's still mediocre at best.

SF is lit, literally just drive around with a paddy wagon and throw the homeless into the back of it. BOOM I solved it. And just go to Oakland and Richmond and reenact the ghetto cleanse from Schindler's List and BOOM I solved crime too. Living has taught me that there are only two sources of evil in the world: The jews and the subhumans.

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Bieber is going to kick this dude's ass

Sounds like your neighborhood needs some (((diversity)))

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