Blunt Knives to reduce domestic violence

> Surprise stabbings down
> Elaborate sabre duels in the street up.

Would be pretty funny honestly.

In a millenia, the Brits evolve to external digestion, like flies did. Just spit enzymes on your meal and suck it after few hours, no teeth and knifes needed.

In fairness you're more likely to survive a slash than a stab... but soon the monkeys will just discover sticks can be sharpened too.

what's next, brits have their teeth destroyed to stop them from biting their assailants? oh wait

Awwe man! This is discrimination against samurais!

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To be safe. Must ban all silverware and any sharp objects. Never run with scissors.

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What the fuck is wrong with you over there?

Actually those "blunt knives" can be sharped in 15 minutes with a grinder too. You know, during age of discovery captains used to load their ships with iron rings from old wooden barrels to trade for pigs and bananas, it usually took several hand gestures to explain to aboriginals who never saw metal before that these things can be sharpened into knives and arrowheads.

yeah but that's illegal! also not sure you wanna grind shitty kitchen knives, though I've never tried

Really? Thought stabs were more survivable, easier to patch up a puncture than a great long gash.

You know what else is deadly? Zip ties! Imagine someone putting a zip tie noose around your neck, pull tight n run off. Your a dead mothetfucker if no one has a knife with a pointy end!

Guys, you know what we should do? Weaponize the menorah. Those candle-holders can be stuffed with gunpowder from firecrackers and used as makeshift blunderbuss. Imagine when british government introduces a loicense to own a menorah, truly peak clown world.

Lung stab is the most reliable way to kill a person if you don't have a gun.

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Besides getting slashed in an artery someone has to be very pissed and very strong to go deep enough with a slash to hit a major organ. Most attacks it doesn't matter with the level of aggression anyway.

Blunt knife wounds are harder to stitch up, this is why bayonet edges aren't sharp.

Not really, torn wounds heal better than clean cut

A clean cut will heal much faster and bleed less intensively than a non-clean cut. One basically just cuts through the blood vessels whilst the other (dull blade) basically cuts and tears them apart at the same time and leaves less smooth intersections.

Don't tell me it's wrong, when I'm a combat medic, faggot.

Are the emus using dull beaks now?

Always have bee, they aren't retarded Russian snowniggers and understand a dull edge produces much more blunt trauma to the wound area.

How many lost so far?

too many

Over 6 million, possibly more. Government working on getting reparations for the attacks against Bruce and his mates.

>bongs band out dull knives to domestic violence victims
Now instead of getting stabbed, they’ll have their throats slit. Nice goin bongs.

I thought they wasted all the reparations on abbots tho

*abbos

>sharp knives banned for us because nogs cant behave themselves
fantastic

that might not do as much damage outright but fuck those would hurt more

here's their reparations
womensenews.org/2002/11/judge-rules-rape-aboriginal-girl-traditional/

>too drunk to achiv or shorten it

I'd rather be stabbed than slashed.
Still, a strong enough norf can still stick you with one of these

you can still sharpen a blunt point that will puncture the chest and have a niffty new feature. Knife will now fail to get stuck in ribs if hits. Knife will slide around rib to puncture deeper.

>it's whiteys fault that abbos rape
Different country's same shit

>nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/police-handing-out-blunt-knives-2964343
wait, so they're giving them out to victims, so there's less stabbings. like "listen here you batterdy slattery better take this ere pointless stabber to p'tect yer usband"?

The British take a problem that only really exists because of the niggers they import; and make it worse for all the people who use knives for preparing foods. Proof that the United Kingdom is a piece of shit police state trying to justify banning anything that could be used as a weapon, by bringing in irrationally violent subhumans from the third world in to justify the creation of such bans.

No one ever asks what causes stabbings and acid attacks. Bongs love to bandage problems up and ignore them. That stiff upper lip is killing y'all.
You choke up on a French knife to the point, resting the handle inside your elbow. It takes far less time when prepping than grabbing a different knife. Same way a French knife has at least one hammer built in. Santoku are trendy but have horrible balance and are actually task-specific – Japanese chefs have two or three vegetable knives, a smaller paring knife, different knives for different meats, it's quite excessive. Westerners have adopted them because harmless kawaii desu.

Imagine living among such uncivilised and barbaric subhumans as to be unable to even have kitchen knives exist in your society.

UK has truly gone DOWN THE TUBES

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/b/ needs your help we're posting yellow threads to chase off the porn.
Join the fight

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This is a smart idea actually. We dont need chimps stabbing randoms do we

Now that's a high quality picardia, who made it, do you know the source?

Felons in Texas can have their guns back after 5 years past their release from prison or parole.

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grindstones dont exist

Ah, fuck! Now I have to go out and get a neck brace loicence!

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am no cheff and i order all my food but am more than sure it has it uses

What the fuck is a santoku?

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