>be me
>Work in hot kitchen
>Go home smelling like shit
>Decided to skip showering for 3 days
>Stop smelling
>Hair is no longer greasy and skin improved
It has now been a month since my last shower and still no odor. I've also noticed several waitresses looking at me
Showering is a jewish scam. It's designed to make you weak and stinky. Prove me wrong
The shower Jew
Sebastian Nelson
Carter Rodriguez
Guarantee you smell like shit. You just got used to it.
Samuel Scott
>That flag
You are not helping yourself user
Noah Baker
The Guardian reruns the ‘you shouldn’t shower’ meme regularly. You don’t want to be like them.
Reality is soap isn’t great for your skin, neither is pounding yourself with hot water. Use a sorbolene based soap (or even lather yourself in Sorbolene from time to time before washing) and at the end, gradually switch to cold water for a final quick rinse. This closes your now cleansed pores.
Condition hair regularly but seldom if ever use shampoo. That’s actually a Nigger weave secret, for free.
Anything else is disgusting, Paco.
Parker Ward
>Stop smelling
Yeah with your nose.
It's true though that we shouldn't have to wash as much as we do. Modern humans stink because they are so ill and polluted with toxic foods
Jayden Adams
you smell like a nigger probably
Connor Jenkins
(((Zeichner))) and (((Hirsch)))
OH BOY, SCIENCE! MAYBE EATING MY OWN SHIT AND WATCHING BLACKED IS GOOD FOR ME TOO! THANKS JEWS!
Bentley Gray
Stay mad shower fags. This one girl even said I smelled good
Charles Jenkins
Yup, same here you just noseblind from the smell and the waitresses are looking at you because you smell worse
Justin Collins
Nobody has a sense of responsibility to anyone else anymore. It’s all ‘i’m Hacking my life by not wearing any clothes on My lower half, it increases productivity U mad fagz?’