The shower Jew

Nah, as a NEET I can get by not showering for a week and I still smell like shit.

Sure she did Jose

Is this her?

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>cultural norms
Exactly. And jews are here to undermine their host country’s cultural norms as per usual.

Could the cultural practices of X be bad? Here are some jews to tell you that yes in fact they are.

>condition hair but don’t shampoo
Why

Shower you sick fuck.

We get these old fags that shalda been euthanized years ago coming in with pissed down their leg smelling like pure fucking salt shit and that shit you get leaving a dumpster out in 120 degrees. They they attest how showers are a conspiracy.

Were looking at you cause we are talking shit about you skank ass.

shampoo causes hair loss
I only wash with water.
Shampoo is for coal miners

toxic food, synthetic chemicals and alcoholic seep.
unnatural in unatural out.

this is bait

My wife is pregnant and it was eye opening to find out that the majority of shampoos aren’t safe to use in the first trimester because they can cause birth defects. That’s pretty fucking serious. Makeup products same story, nobody really questions the internal effect of ingredients you’re absorbing through your skin/scalp.

And TV is bad for your eyes.
And shoes are bad for the bone structure in your feet.
And deodorant is bad for your armpits.
And chocolate is bad for your neurochemistry.
And underwear is bad for your testicles.
And shaving is bad for your hair follicles.
And headphones are bad for your ears.
And cats are bad for your immune system.
And... and... and...

At some point it’s important to just stop giving a fuck. I enjoy showers. I like taking 10-15 minutes to just stand in the water. Everything on Earth is in some way bad for you.

But I’d rather have bad skin that I can fix with three applications of a Vitamin E cream than walk around smelling like a nigger all day. I have a faggot hippie friend that doesn’t shower and he swear he smells fabulous. The truth is if you walk by his dirty clothes hamper and inhale there’s a 30% chance the fumes will kill you.

So you can be a smelly gross fag if you want. I’m going to continue enjoying my showers like a civilized first world citizen.

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GOSH IMAGINE THE SMELL !!! ISLAND BEANERS ALREADY STINK !!!!! HAHAHAHAHA THE PUERTO RICAN SHOWER IS TRUE !!!!!

>sea ape
>not showering
Surprising no one.

If you don’t bathe daily you aren’t white

>>Stop smelling
no you fucking retard. You don't stop smelling, you just become used to your own stench. everyone else can smell you
its exessive use of soap and hot water that damages your skin and hair not washing yourself

if you really had gone a month without showering, you would be alot more itchy.

I thought a Puerto Rican shower was when you lather yourself in cologne?

I only itched for the first week after that my natural oils took over and stopped the itching

this 100%

So you wont be needing any of that hurricane aid money juan, good to hear.

/asp/ invades Jow Forums

I stopped using shampoo years ago. Typically have room temperature water, not hot or cold. Shower every other day. I dont have great skin but not too bad either.

all that odour producing bacteria just vanished. amazing

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Underrated kek

If I go more than two days without showering my asshole begins to itch and feel uncomfortable. I even use baby wipes and it still does this. Also my feet begin to smell.

your class struggle is obsolete. Nobody cares. Were your economic aims achieved they'd do nothing to resolve the conflict and tension bought about by generations of internationalism. Whiteness is the new bourgeoisie.

My issue is that socialism
makes all things second to finance. What if my vision for the future isn't a raceless, classless workers union? What if millions of other Europeans feel the same way? There are things humans value above money.

Then there is the internationalism. The idea human differences can always be explained away by economic factors, and that economic theory lends itself to social harmony. That we are better off for the dissolve of nation states.

Even if you overcame class, economically speaking, you'd invent other sources of oppression and promise to have the solution. 'We've embarked on the import of international workers, join us to tackle racism!'

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He's not joking that's what we called them back in the day when away from home and no access to a shower.

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showering daily is bad for your health. here are some reasons

>you have beneficial commensal bacteria/fungi that reside on your skin. these bacteria occupy niches wherein they out-compete the "bad" bacteria for space and resources. if you shower too often with soaps, you kill the "good" bacteria and leave room for the "bad" bacteria. this can cause acne, bad odors, immune system issues, etc.
>your skin and scalp produce oils for natural lubrication, hydration, protection, etc. when you shower too often you wash these oils away, and your body compensates by over-producing them. this causes excessively oily skin and hair, contributing to acne, greasy skin/hair, etc.

for 4-5 years i've only showered with mild soap once per week. 1-2 times per week i will simply rinse myself with lukewarm water to get loose dirt and dried sweat off of me. i don't wear deodorant, i use unscented laundry soap with no dryer sheets, and i never stink. I go lift or run in the morning and go into work afterward without showering and i don't stink.

bad body odor is caused by bad diet and hygiene, and as far as hygiene is concerned, showering with soap daily is very bad hygiene

Showers are one of the only modern conveniences I value.

>back in the day
Hello fellow based Gen X user

i have worked with jungle natives in papua new guinea. they all smelled like horse stables and they are basically hunter gatherers. even in a helicopter flying at 80kts with the doors off, the smell was overwhelming.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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After decades in Jow Forums you discover that this ugly, smelly dyke was a jewess all along.

this is the final redpill. glad you're awake OP. i havent showered in two months and i feel great

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I worked with this guy from the nigeria who smelled like diarrhea everyday

I prove you wrong every time I spend three days without showering. Hair is greasy, pimples appear on my face and I stink.

It old times they'd be saying showering yearly is bad for you. Dang ol damned if you dang if you don't man.

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I use no soap ever (shampoo or on my body). I also don't use shaving cream, just warm water. Both have helped my skin/hair.

I tried forgoing deodorant in case that was a scam too, but that didn't work as well.

I use an antiperspirant called Perspirex. It kills the bacteria so I never smell even when sweating.

different races (read: sub-species) oh humans have different pheromonal profiles. to other races these can smell weird, or even bad. you know how niggers say "white people smell like wet dog"? well, we probably do to them, and niggers to me smell either acrid (probably their pheromones) or just smell like shit (probably from being unwashed niggers)

I just take cold showers so I wouldn't know

>It old times they'd be saying showering yearly is bad for you.
in old times they didn't even know of the existence of microorganisms. what i said was all true. showering too often is bad for your hygiene, immune system, skin health.

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if i was in brazil i wouldn't fuck with the nigger-rigged water heaters you use, either.

>I worked with this guy from the nigeria who smelled like diarrhea everyday
something tells me you're not a stock broker

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You'd feel like a dumbass if he said he was

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Probably just yank stuff. British products aren't as harmful.

Based advice. Its amazing how many skin and immune issues arise because of the constant stripping of our natural oils

He is portorican, so...

Your med genes are made for seafaring and having your skin constantly washed up by sea water.

Funny you say that

At least our population isn't composed of land whales

Dirty monkey. Lavate los manos cabron.

mexican shower is when you splash some water on your face from the sink and use paper towels to get your armpits

A-user I think that shit ain't too good for your health...

i absolutely guarantee that i'm more Jow Forums than you. i can post an updated timestamp if you would like, sweetie.

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>Bath in chemicals and hot water
>Woe is me
Just take a cool bath, white soap and no shampoo
Well maybe some if you have greasy dirty hair

>Use only warm or cold water
>Don't shampoo ever
>Use natural soap eg goats milk

If you are still using the chemical jews that is the main problem. Replave your harsh chemical supermarmet soap with a natural alternative. There is a lot of home soap makers around who sell their products cheap online.

>British products aren’t as harmful
This is oddly very true in my experience. Ponds lotion is very mild and mason pearson hairbrushes are the best money can buy. Why tho I wonder

Im gonna shill this. its awesome.
last ages too.
I have a box of 20, should probably last me the rest of my life.

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if you have proper hygiene then you don't need deodorant

It's called being a beaner

HAAHAHAHAHAHAH, what a faggot. You can take a shower, put on new clothes and you'll stink like shit within an hour in a 35C 100% humidity weather.

incorrect. you've just fucked your skin and bowel microbiome by overwashing and having a shit diet, and now you're dependent on showering. you're treating a symptom with excessive showering, not the cause.

> lasts a year
> it'll last me the rest of my life
If you plan on using them all in a year and then dying, you are correct.

>It has now been a month since my last shower and still no odor.

Do your co-workers share this opinion?
Pro tip: no... no they don't.

No, all round eye humans are filthy smelly beasts. Even dogs stink, and they regularly bathe themselves and are pretty clean for beasts

I use this one. Aluminum free, paraben free, fragrance free, hypoallergenic.

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Mohammad detected.

>co-workers
Where do you think you are?

post an updated timestamp hottie

kys faggot

ok

I think you’re reading to deep into shower abstinence

i stink. this works like a moterfucker. fullvouchfag.

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You didn't "stop smelling". You became accustomed to your own stench. This is the first sign of mental illness. You need to fix yourself.

Bathing is a basic human thing, it's evolutionary.

Even the American Indians were civilized enough to keep themselves clean. When European colonists began arriving in North America, the American Indians couldn't stand the European stink. Europeans are base animals when it comes to cleanliness, too many whites think they smell fine when they don't.

Shut up nigger.

see:
bathing too often is bad for your skin microbiome and contributes to bad body odor

negro asqueroso

nigger

thruthbomb

Everyone commenting missed the point: Soap manufacturers have no interest in your long term cleanliness. In reality, without Aluminum (to poison the sweat pathways, causing malfunctions that require yet more soap), Fluoride (to riddle your teeth and pituitary, allowing purchase for unseen bacterial growth, consider it a reverse investment on your part), and artificial soap additives (to disturb the skin, leading to foul odors and dry scalp+limbs... Without a societal requirement for things, how would Dove and Axe continue to spread cancer?
There are of course alternatives to all of the above; toothpaste is sold without any fluoride (minus Dental subsidies adds 20% to your cost) and deodorant (charcoal etc.) also exists. Soap is important because it coats your skin -- yet humans are mostly under the false conception that you either use chemical washes or only tap water. Of course, this leaves out the fact that tap water contains innumerable solvents which destroy organisms by design.

>Decided to skip showering for 3 days

Yeah we know puto rico fuck.

It's because burgers are still obsessed with puritanism. Hence chopping foreskins and Lysol up pussies

>Soap manufacturers have no interest in your long term cleanliness
they are more interested in making you dependent on their product. same with deodorants. the simple fact is that overwashing with these products contributes to bad body odor, so you have to keep using them to cover it up.

>All the soapfags in this thread who have scalding showers twice a day and rub soap all over their body and wash off their essential oils

It's funny how many people claimed to be red pilled and still fall for relatively very modern trickery

>I go lift or run in the morning and go into work afterward without showering and i don't stink.

I feel disgusting doing anything after working out if I haven't showered first. Being covered in dried sweat is a filthy feeling. Can't imagine putting on clean office clothes and going into work in that condition. Did you just get used to it?

Use baby stuff instead. Use pure soap. It isn't hard to find gentler stuff

"Everything gives you cancer. Oop bah
Everything gives you cancer, yeah yeah"