E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial was a pedophile

>E.T. getting Elliot's trust by giving him candy:
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>E.T. hypnotises Elliot to make him sleep:
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>In a closet, under a church-looking window
>Little girl learns the rules about E.T., if she tells a grown-up her doll will be tortured
>E.T.'s neck becomes longer, symbolizing erection
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>Uranus/Your anus
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>Penis breath
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>Blow job insult and anus joke in a kids movie

>Let's influence a child with alcohol
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>But don't forget about the chloroform option
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>E.T brings Elliot to the woods at night for a secret mission
>Elliot wakes up in the forest, alone and confused
>Mom knows about E.T. now, she freaks out
>Police and scientists take control of the situation
>Scary and agonizing scenes, this is what happens when grown-ups learn about E.T.
>Kids save E.T. from adults, he escapes in his spaceship.
>The End

Michael Jackson talking about E.T.:

"He's in a strange place and wants to be accepted—which is a situation that I have found myself in many times when travelling from city to city all over the world. He's most comfortable with children, and I have a great love for kids. He gives love and wants love in return, which is me. And he has that super power which lets him lift off and fly whenever he wants to get away from things on Earth, and I can identify with that. He and I are alike in many ways"

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Have sex

Excuse me user but what did you expect from steven spiel(((berg)))?

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A bump, finally, why does almost no one cares about this?

I dont have answers for you brother, but if (((they))) thought we can forget (((they))) are wrong.

ET is basically a short, bald, middle aged, man in alien form.

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What happened between natalie and moby ?

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it's plausible, pedo-taunting the public under layers of meaning.
Spielberg wanted the woman in Indiana Jones to be so young that it would be implied that she had a romance/sex with Indy when she was 13 or sth.

MJ was a based NatSoc, kike.

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They're both inverted trannies FtM and mtf.

Who?

Is she actually retarded?

nat drank mob's cum and now is embarrassed about it

Natalie portMAN and Moby No-Dick (super tiny and bald because of being female on testosterone) .

Can you also ANAyise "The beauty and the beast?" I'm pretty sure it's also a crypto-pedo-story.

>>Penis breath
>streamable.com/6bmyw
...also, you may have cut little too quick after "penis breath,' seems like she knows the word very well...

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On drugs, clearly.

Here's a little known detail about the cause of O'roukes bowel obstruction: Speilberg and his buddies put live eels up her butt while she was high as a kite. They never expected the eels to travel all the way her intestines, latch on and start feeding. They foolishly thought it would be like using snakes or small rodents, where they sufocate after a minute. The eels caused masive scaring and inflamation far up her intestines, this made it apear as congenital intestinal stenosis to doctors who would have had no reason to consider something as bizzare as live eels being the culprit.

>Steven Spielberg
>glowing phallic finger

You are correct.

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Get the fuck off, dumb kike.

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Take the meme flag off...

>E.T was a pedophile

I agree, I think you guys should go out and tell everyone you! Be sure to also let the police know!

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Yes I didn't even talk about that. It's all so obvious when you've taken the spielberg pill.

Redpill me on Spielberg.
I heard he ruptured some little girl's arsehole on set or something back in the day.

What's the hold up bub? Trying to find a free vpn that works on Jow Forums? Just show you Isreali flag fool.

No, I just enjoy you losing your fucking mind, dumb kike, not knowing which country to insult. lmao.
get the fuck off my board, Moshe.

Are you already familiar with the rumors originating from www.crazydaysandnights.net ?

unironically this
you go, Moby!

(((enty))) covers for Spielberg
the good shit was from Crispin Glover

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No. I just heard some shit while browsing pizzagate threads. He always rubbed me the wrong way (no pun intended). I heard he killed some girl from raping her ass. I also heard the girl had that weird eye thing that all pedos look for. I don't know the details but it is all very fascinating in a morbid horrible way.

Without knowing any of the details I know this shit happens. Too many of the things you chaps bring up seems connected in a way you can't just ignore. I just want to know more.

Lay it ALL on me.

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"Your" board, only a faggot would say that. No one but shill posers use meme flags. Nobody takes anything a coward memflaggot has to say seriously. 90% are from Isreal, 9% are leafs, 1% are obese transvestite cripples. Which one of those 3 are you?

Based anons fighting on my thread, bumping my theory. Keep up the good work.

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>That weird eye

If you follow transvestigation, one theory is that the wrecked eye is caused from some sort of hormone abuse and only tranny celebs/politicians raised from childhood have it.

It definitely is either that or just from a ritual /initiation type thing. Or just a sign of demon posession.

Try harder, Shomuel.

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Your case is compelling. Thank you for summarising the film so I don't have to watch it again. I really hate Speilberg. He is the most overrated director of all time.

I do like your theory and I think it could be true, but, it is not exactly political news. This thread might get deleted. Next time try and tie it into politics somehow.

Are you an actual neo-nazi? What is nazi about you? Real question.

>memeflag implying things don't belong on certain boards
You pussy, stop making cryptic threats when you have no power.

This is a fun post.
I like fun posts, we don't get that many of them nowadays.
Well, when I was young I remember when all the posts around here were fun. Now they put up all these shit posts. They aren't built to last they used to be.
It's all flash in the pan porn and bollocks. Give me a good ol' nigger to hate. Tell me the Jews lied about the holocaust again, eh?

I can't even tell what's all the fuss about these trannies, they used to have Dame Edna when I was a nipper. Just a poof in a dress, nothing special about that, eh?

'Acourse, there was a time I remember when there were hardly any posts at all! Ah, well, listen to me, an old fag, rambling on about posts being fun. I'll let you young fags run along and enjoy the summer.

Pop by and say 'ello to your old-fag every once in a while, eh?
Eh?
Eh? Oh.

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Aside from her "wild child" phase in the 90s, exactly how fucked up is Drew Barrymore?

/tv/ doesn't let you post about it because jews run Hollywood and advertisers