>be me, 5'6 manlet
>see someone on here say they get girls by using platform boots and decreasing the height by an inch a month
>purchase 7 inch platform boots
>go on tinder, put my height as 6'1 and boast to girls about my height and how i hate short guys
>meet up with girl
>she laughs at my platform boots and tells me to fuck off
She didn't even appreciate the effort I put into this to make her happy, women today are dumb cunts.
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Weak bait
Your problem is that you're too soft with women whiteboi,they like to be roughly treated,like a piece of fuckmeat,that's why they choose to breed with niggers because they are brutal savages,that's the only thing a woman understands,brute force,she likes to be dominated.
lol 7inchers. Mate add like an inch max or it will just look weird.
6’1” is still manlet
>purchase 7 inch platform boots
Quality thread
You real man? Just get some 1 or 2 inch inserts. Puts you up enough without making you look dumb and no one really notices it whether you have them on or not. I'm 5'8" and I use 1.5" and clarkes boots from time to time.
Also trying to hold women accountable for thier nature is like blaming a snake for biting you. Don't worry about that shit.
GL
>7 inch platform boots
So..... Stilts
Why?
you fucking brown monkey, i know you dont have women in your disgusting shithole so that's why you don't think trying to get a woman is normal. You just fucking rape them
no... pic related
thank you buddy, i'll try that
Kek
Imagine OP in those things.
OP is a fucking retard. Everyone knows what your fucking doing.
Hundred bucks he actually did it.
Lie about your height and penis size but not by a lot, just enough to not put them off. Women are retards.
>be me, 5'6
it's not funny, i spent 85$ on the boots just to get a girl to insult me and walk away i fucking hate women
I will try next time, thanks
What did you think was gonna happen? Also if you had ever been successful fooling her into your bedroom, you would have to take them off at some point anyway.
How retarded can you be not to realize that those boots are monstrosities? They are instantly noticeable and retarded looking.
Although this shit is probably larp anyway. Girls never say "fuck off" when they meet someone.
i expected the woman to be courteus and actually sit down and hang out with me, and i dont think it would have mattered at that point if i had actually got her to my bedroom. dumb fucking entitled bitch laughs at my face, what a fucking self righteous sarcastic cunt, she should have at least thanked me for the amount of effort i put into pleasing her but no i guess not
im saying she told me to fuck off, as in she wasnt interested. she didn't literally tell me to "fuck off" but she laid me off
what else am i suppose to do? i cant alter my height
Hahahahahah fucking manlets you never cease to amaze me
How did you please her? You lied to her over text and then when you met up she just told you to leave.
I pray to sweet Christ it was these!
You have to accept that you're not tall. Also you can find other attractive traits, like humor, intelligence, certain skills etc.
Blame yourself for false advertising. You are the one acting like the deceptive bitch leaf.
On another note it'd be funny to film a skit of date reactions with malnlets wearing ridiculous boots or even the "dude sitting on another dude in a coat" trick.
Us manlets and lanklets get to laugh at ourselves and vapid women.
i went through all of that to make myself appealing to her but instead she just fucking walked away, she lead me on and she is a fucking dumb cunt for doing that
she was a bit fatter than her picture on tinder, she only had her face and she looked fatter than in the pictures but i still shut my mouth and said nothing so she is a fucking rat for deceiving me and not only that but walking away and leading me on
bro I hope you are larping because if not then your height is the smallest problem you have
I want to believe
That's a shame as you two seem made for each other.
You are getting angry over nothing fren, she's a thot and you were chasing it. She may be a bitch, but only you have brought the bitch upon you.
think what you fucking want but its not my fault women are stuck up bitches who are hypocrites who fail to see nice guys i did so much to please her and she was a fat disgusting pig and i didnt even utter a word
explain
you sound like Elliott Rodger, just do your rampage already
You made yourself look like a clown, you degraded yourself in the hope of getting laid. You see height as the only redeeming quality one could have. You used a retarded dating app and pretended to be a chad. You took a shortcut and gained nothing.
Just OCD out on finding short af girls.
Do not even look at tall chicks any more.
Try to find the tinyest little freak you can and slam that piglet.
Tinder profile : “ Looking for short girls to slam I am a manlet. “
All women like a sense of humor.
Gawd you must have looked like Marilyn Manson hahahahaha.
>be me, 5'6 manlet
>never had a problem with girls
idk man
im not a retarded shooter like him no thats wrong he was just a stupid ugly cuck chink, im indian
im not an ugl idiot like marilyn manson, nor do i resemble him and i hate short girls
you are both deceptive cunts
do the de niro.
get a sheboon.
lmao so mad
In Argentina it is common for women to use shoes that have half of this platform and it is already awkard as fuck. I still wanna fug them though
no i hate black women i want a pretty tall girl who is skinny not some fat black negress
i just lied about my height she lied about her weight which is a much bigger deal but i am me, didnt lier about anything else
>5'6 too
Life is suffering but I recently registered my gun, soon it will be over.
You will never get a pretty tall girl, you are way too stupid.
how am i stupid? the plan was to remove 1 inch every month for 6 months and she wouldnt have noticed. it was a smart fucking plan but she is a self righteous entitled bitch and judged me for my height and didnt give me a chance
>purchase 7 inch platform boots
>she laughs at my platform boots and tells me to fuck off
lel
>bitter manlet
Im 5'5 and have only dated girls taller than me, just dont be such an insecure downer. Be happy with how you were made, get close to Jesus, pump some iron. Its a lot easier to bulk up being a manlet, get huge not for women (cringe), but because lifting is fun and meditative.
I always laugh when I see him.
>the plan was to remove 1 inch every month for 6 months and she wouldnt have noticed
I knew you were a poo. Go home.
They aren't
You're just looking in the wrong places
OP, it's a fucking golden thread. I can't stop laffin. Please post those limp wrists
Will they ever learn?
Aх кaкaя пapa! Пиздaбoл и шмapa
Just pity them, save the hate for later.
>the plan was to remove 1 inch every month for 6 months and she wouldnt have noticed
>it was a smart fucking plan
iu hope the same shit happens to you dumb kraut fucking rat, im just trying to find a woman and live life normally but people like you are the reason i cant get a girl i simply went out of my way to make myself attractive but no you just laugh at me fuck you
fuck off i bet youre a chink
fuck off giraffe, you cant stop hitting your head you fucking lanklet
what in the actual fuck. kys
Kek. It's even funnier to listen when I imagined you sitting on a bottle.
its her loss, im a nice guy and did all i could to be appealing to her but she was a dumb fat pig
laughing at people while youre a dirty yellow mongol russian fuck you fuck off your women are disgusting pigs the girl was a belarrusian so fuck off
>it's a smart fucking plan
AhahahahHhaH blyaaaat stop it OP. I can't laugh, my and hurt. Pls stahp
Hey faggot
Lick out my arsehole you cuck
holly fook , a 7 inch platform shoe just flew over my house
No it's not, quit being a faggot
Fucking kek mate. You are so stupid it's hilarious. Wow, I can't breathe from laughter
fuck you you disgusting yellow cretin i hope you starve
Uh, we're going to need a time stamp photo of your platform boots in order for this story to be believable.
Thanks.
Giving a fuck about another man's height. That's gay.
>7inch platform boots
Pls b real.
> 5’6 + 7 inch
Wouldn’t that make 6’3 instead of 6’1?
everything in life is a joke to you faggot, i hope you get rejected and picked on for your height
Neck yourself faggot
Why so bitter? I know Indians are not very smart but holy fuck you brought this on yourself. Post face. Maybe nature gave you a smug face, huh? Fuck, Indians are stupid.
Cmon man
>"boast about my height and how I hate short guys"
I wonder why she was laughing, can anyone tell me why she was laughing? I got a theory.
You must always save those boots OP. They will be a never failing source of laughter for years to come.
Please spare me with the theory. I can't physically laugh no more.
>what else am i suppose to do? i cant alter my height
tough guys come in all heights and weights... once women figure out OTHER MEN are respectful (scared) of you, they will treat you like you are 7 feet tall. Only catch is? you *actually* have to be a hard ass. I'm "pnly" 6'0" tall, but, i walk around with guys 6'3" and well over 200 pounds... they TREAT me like an equal? so, women pick up on that. (everyone knows me). I guess i am 6'1" in my work boots? but... it isnt that, prolly has more to do with being a fighter when younger. Height and weight only "mean something" when no one knows each other... its your REPUTATION and how you carry yourself, women pick up on that and respond accordingly.
Put me in the screencap. Golden thread I swear.
you are a dumb inbred steppe riding cretin, i despite you. i am better than you, you fatass retard
Better than flip flops.