PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TRUMPOCALYPSE NOW EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on ABCNews 6/12/19
youtu.be/S2HsUhK-gI0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Polish-American Reception 6/12/19
c-span.org/video/?461661-1/
youtu.be/S64nwggQbb0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania meeting on Opioid Abuse 6/12/19
c-span.org/video/?461702-1/
>Pres Trump Joint Press Conf w/POL Pres Duda 6/12/19
c-span.org/video/?461660-1/
youtu.be/7l6hZS3mGuo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania watch F-35 Flyover w/POL Pres Duda+wife 6/12/19
c-span.org/video/?461659-101/
youtu.be/9A-617sP3zo
youtu.be/dVtShe_cWq0
youtu.be/AnjJCFOzvww
>Pres Trump Signing Ceremony w/POL Pres Duda 6/12/19
c-span.org/video/?461659-1/
>Pres Trump Working Luncheon w/POL Pres Duda 6/12/19
c-span.org/video/?461690-1/
>Pres Trump 2+2 bilat w/POL Pres Duda 6/12/19
c-span.org/video/?461658-1/
youtu.be/CY58q9y3yGs
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania welcome POL Pres Duda+wife 6/12/19
youtu.be/8ilyest1Z7U
youtu.be/eAXFOiiBl4g
>VP Pence @RiverStone Health Clinic (audio) 6/12/19
youtu.be/fzrvfkDdJ7M
>SoS Pompeo @India Ideas Summit 6/12/19
c-span.org/video/?461655-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Leaf FM Freeland 6/12/19
dvidshub.net/video/688959/
>CommSec Wilburine on Dobbs 6/12/19
youtu.be/RbTH22q8fi8
>KAC outside WH 6/12/19
c-span.org/video/?461673-1/
>AsstSoS4PM Cooper @House on Arming Arabs 6/12/19
c-span.org/video/?461639-1/
>StateDept Press Brief (Morgan) 6/12/19
youtu.be/_xR1GilVqkc

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MAGA

The worms go munching corn again
>HURRAH HURRAH
We'll give them a hearty paddie then
>HURRAH HURRAH
The Jews will leer and the Chinks will shout
The manufacturers they will all bail out
And all will pay when the worms go munching on

The commie regime will squeal for onions
>HURRAH HURRAH
Their evil nation we must destroy
>HURRAH HURRAH
The American tariffs have come to stay
The Middle Kingdom mustn't disobey
And all will pay when the worms go munching on

Get ready for the famine Xi
>HURRAH HURRAH
The worms will devour sea to sea
>HURRAH HURRAH
The pork must be imported now
They cannot feed the sickly sow
And all will pay when the worms go munching on

Let want and hunger fill the day
>HURRAH HURRAH
Their terrible ruin on display
>HURRAH HURRAH
And let each Chink go with an empty cart
To empty their bellies and drain their heart
And all will pay when the worms go munching on

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Why does /ptg/ think that pic related is true?
B-Cups are not flat at all.

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MAGA

MAGA

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man asians love corn, these worms must be like hell on earth

Holy crumb, did they read Hoppe or something?

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Awoo!

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And you replied to every single one of my posts. You need to get a grip.

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Imagine avatarfagging. Imagine avatarfagging as a hideous quadroon twitch thot.

>B-Cups are not flat at all.
Seriously, the cope has gone on long enough. Chestlets aren't even people.

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this post is sponsored by Pierce Brosnan

>your mom will never be this based

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>/ptg/ discovers B-cup masterrace is the truth and the light

Anything smaller than a C-cup and you're basically fucking a dude t b h.

>"cope"

Yes, I am "coping" with the fact that you keep shitting up the thread with a literal goblin that leeches off of pathetic betas because she has absolutely no talent and no other value to the human race other than her significantly overrated nigger tits.

>/ptg/ is just weeb and egirl avatar spammers now
what went wrong?

kek

Did we get a cause of death yet?

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for one day i hope to see conversation about something other than 2D or 3D girls

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onions = soi
sorry i thought 0 would bypass the filter

There was a good old fashioned chimpout in Memphis tonight

twitter.com/penelope7usa/status/1139007009985048582

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Get. A. Grip.

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>man asians love corn, these worms must be like hell on earth
They are.

SOLDIER ON, WORM-KUN

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Nothing happend today so its slow

Accidentally dropped a barbell on his throat

Based and Annelidpilled

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Wtf /ptg/ lied to me

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Goodnight friends

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you hypocrite

She also posted a picture of him in his teens, before he decided to be a deranged crossdresser, with the caption "R.I.P."
Pic related is his book btw.

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nn sweaty, thanks for the entertaining discussion

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What’s this girl’s story? Looks spooky.

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>cutting your mother out of your life because she's shared an article
my lord these people are insufferable

being a hypocrite does not mean i am wrong

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hormones in the water supply?

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It sounds like complete garbage. Fuck his mom probably wished she had an abortion

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>trump's never been found guilty in a court of law
>who cares if its against DOJ policy to charge a sitting president
>thats exactly the same as 'totally exonerated"
trump supporters are bad faith morons.

Guys a lot of Hispanic women date and marry white guys. Just found out

I wouldn't be so dismissive of the polls. Not because there is any truth to them, but because they will use them as their justification for their results when they blatantly cheat to match them.

Kek, I bet you're actually that ugly, talentless cunt and you're sobbing salty nigger tears right now.

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Looks like a cat in a container. Oh I get it a catainer. Good stuff.

Stop fucking black girls. Gross

>that
>all of that
I wish I had a stronger cringe reaction image.

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These dirty yankee continentalists know not what they speak.

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Remakefags and yuffiefags get out.

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sleep tight

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he cute

(You)

OH YEAH

youtu.be/5LScH42aSTQ

OLD SQUAD

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>Based and Annelidpilled
Congratulations, China!
First Prize!

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So I noticed a bizarre trend among twitter outrage fags. Almost all of them are trannys. Most of the time they have pronouns in their bio. Along with having a worthless PhD

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I don’t like you

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just fucking stop bro

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High schools and colleges brainwashed them

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This

>your Pattern Recognition skill has increased

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AWOO!

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KAG!

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>media studies PhD
a fucking PhD in that. At best that should be a MFA and that's still a stretch.

>chessboard
white to move: Nxc7
black to move: Nxd5

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What’s an MFA? I’m stupid and don’t anout stuff

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>Remakefags
Based...
>and yuffiefags get out.
NOT BASED

why is she holding mochi?

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THAR SHE BLOWS, MATEYS

>Not posting the best cake ever.

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Master of Fine Arts. A lot of art school and media type professors have degrees in that.

>knowing how to play chess
bluepilled

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I've updated this slightly, but I don't want to push it more than once per thread. Any lyrical suggestions? I've cleaned up a few things so the cadence works.

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>You are now aware that Cameron Diaz is a size 32B

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so Trump is an isolated insane fat person leading a cult of primitive retards?

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chess is a gentleman's game, not something i'd expect a frogposter to understand though

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I’d have to set it up. But technically, the best move is exd5. It’s blacks move, and he’s still lost. That’s if I remember right

What if I only know how the pieces move? What if I built my own set with nuts, bolts, washers, and wingnuts and board I sanded and spray painted?

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oh whoops i couldn't see the pawn. yeah that's better

Poor little titlet.

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poker is a gentleman's game. Chess is for autists and stupid 2hus.

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>so Trump is an isolated insane fat person leading a cult of primitive retards?

>I watched a nation crawl along the edge of a straight razor. This is my dream; this is my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving.

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>nuts, bolts, washers, and wingnuts
need 1 more

That fucking image

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Brando showed up to set never having read the book or script, too.
The parallels are pretty funny.

There was a little tooth lock that I put on the queen.

she is a thic boat. but I would ride her.

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Frankly
Ginger, Persimmon, Cardamom, Apple is high quality. I just was going full Alinsky on the fruit guy. Admirable as he is for detesting Carrot cake.

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Naw dawg. I play both chess and poker.

Poker is not a game for gentlemen. Completely false. Chess is a game for total beta faggots and autists however

that's what Graham did every time he slept with McCain

>Brando showed up to set never having read the book or script, too.
>The parallels are pretty funny.
Have you seen Hearts of Darkness? His wife basically made a documentary about the production while they were shooting. It's almost as good as the movie.

Muh Kelly Ann!!!

She's so lovely

trump is a kike puppet

You need 1 more now, what did you use for the King?

What was his story again??

kek
He asked for the name of his character to be changed twice too. They had to modify the audio that had already been recorded.
Why ever hire famous actors? Is it really worth it?

>total beta faggots and autists

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I have, but I do know of the lunacy that went down during the shooting of the Island of Dr. Moreau.

Jesus hates you

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commit die

I'd bang her if u know what I mean...